Notice: You have been identified as a bot, so no internal UID will be assigned to you. If you are a real person messing with your useragent, you should change it back to something normal.
Topic: Why do USAmericans spell "plough" as "plow"?
Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago#48,741
Since, as any schoolboy can tell you, in USAmerican English, "plough" becomes "plow", should not also "through" be spelt as "throw", "rough" as "row" and "though" as "thow"? Shall we reform this linguistic inconsistency?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later[^][v]#635,733
That would imply using simple, consistent rules applied evenly. Unfortunately we're English speakers, and we don't do that shit.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,735
US English was recently bought out by the Aspergian government in an auction held secretly at Obama's old fraternity of socialist-subversive indoctrination. We have hereby fired Matt from his self-anointed role in the suggestion of reformations to change linguistic inconsistencies he was unpermitted to perform.
He will be executed next week in the neurotypical death-labour killing field, north of Greenland on the Arctic Circle.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,738
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs) > Aspergian government
Is Aspergia the country you live in?
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,739
@previous (B)
Currently it is an irredentist government in exile, lacking a homeland.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#635,740
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs) > irredentist government in exile
Are there any irredentist governments not in exile? What defines the borders of Aspergia?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#635,747
As a Brit I like "plow" more
Adam Jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,762
Not sure.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,778
I use a plow not a plo ugh
Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,842
Is that mongoloidese for "I have filthy, rotten, feces-encrusted teeth, but I won't go to the dentist because it triggers my autism"? I think it is. Thanks.
(Edited 19 seconds later.)
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,887
@previous (Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Actually it's one of the few provisions of care not covered here, idiot.
I won't go because it costs something.
Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,890
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
I looked this up, and, in fact, as a claimant of disability benefits within the United Kingdom, you are, in actual fact, entitled to dental treatment provided under the purview of the NHS. Thanks, retard.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,891
@previous (Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo) There's more than one disability benefit and not all of them are covered!
Initially you have to get something called a H2 Exemption form, and am I as fuck bothering to go through bureaucratic encumberances to obtain something I should be able to just walk in for.
They made it abnormally difficult as to make it unattractive for me to attempt doing so. Something that even American, negroid tyrant bureaucrats haven't managed to do in their homelands.
No need to thank me for acknowledging your own retardation. Cheers.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,895
as the ladies will tell you..i do a lot of....plowing..
Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,977
@635,891 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
You are,in fact, mistaken. Witin the United Kingdom, any lazy dole scum can, in actual fact, obtain free dental treatment. Thanks.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#635,978
@previous (Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
That you didn't research. No government publication uses the nomenclature of 'lazy dole scum'.
Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#636,020
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
They don't use the term "pants shitting mongoloid" either, but you are still, in fact, a pants shitting mongoloid.
Big Daddy derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#636,021