Aplhabetizes his collection of Thomas the Tank Engines.
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0%
Punches himself.
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0%
Drools.
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0%
Pisses himself.
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0%
Smears the walls of his living space with fecal matter.
2
40%
Abuses an animal.
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0%
Abuses a child.
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0%
Writes another 50,000 word Kim Jong-il fanfic that no one will ever read.
1
20%
Makes up some new words and then repeats them under his breath whilst rocking.
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0%
Pulls out his hair and eats it.
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0%
All of the above, whilst making incoherent babbling noises.
2
40%
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#635,038
Oh god, I don't know if I can compose myself enough to refute this list because it's simply hilarious...
I've never even committed three quarters of these behaviours at my condition's worst. C'mon, you can do better than resort to blatant stereotypy.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,039
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
That still leaves one quarter of these behaviors. Thanks.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,040
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
The most pertinent (again my mental arithmetic is terrible so it may not even be that much) of this list that applies would be:
1. Hypergraphia/"Kim Jong-il" fanfic. That evidences itself and is not neccessarily pathological, increasingly encouraged as a form of therapy in actual fact.
2. Makes up some new words... That's only true in the written. I rarely articulte them except when amongst familiars I've fully explained their meanings to.
3. Pisses "himself". This is less to do with the autism. I'm an infantilist anyway.
4. Alphebatizes... not really, but other procedural activities do more generally apply; although I've no collections to speak of other than my books, which I'm quite content to throw around or drop on the floor, I do like to make flowcharts and other semantic, diagrammatical representations of carefully listed ideas to help me contextualize things on a regular basis.
That's all.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,041
The fecal matter.
He would extensively smear his walls with it, all whilst yelling about how he is a true intellectual.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,042
@635,040 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Thankyou for your cooperation in this matter.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,043
@635,041 (C)
But then that wastes a perfectly clean diaper that could do with defiling.
And I like stewing in my own waste as regularly as possible (which is not as often as one might think but still, it happens at all and that's, by a standard of convention, enough) to remind myself symbolically of my sub-humanity in part, from which I derive perverse, masochistic gratification.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,044
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,045
@635,043 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Hahaha, dude. You're just doing OP's job for him, with this post.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,046
@previous (C)
That isn't autism though.
The key here being I mentioned symbolic thinking at all. Spergs like you can't appreciate that, as OP and you have shown.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,047
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Please point out any instance of the word "autism" in my original post. Thanks.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,048
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's obvious just by the collection and intended inter-relatedness of the symptomic presentations you've described in simultaneity with each other that this is what you mean.
Context. Again, something I, a supposed "autist", have managed to conjure, that you, purportedly "neurotypical", either 1. missed somewhere down the line or 2. were too stupid, despite full intention, to deliberately conceal. The latter's infinitely more likely in your case, Matt.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,049
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Why do you feel that I am "Matt"?
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,050
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You were arrogant enough to anoint yourself a self-described "friend of philosophy".
This is a very Fattfuck-esque form of hubris.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#635,051