Topic: Favourite movie quotes.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,865
From Hellraiser:
Pinhead: The box. You opened it.
Kirsty: It's just a puzzlebox!
Pinhead: Oh no. It is a means to summon us.
Kirsty: Who are you?!
Pinhead: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others.
Pinhead: The box. You opened it.
Kirsty: It's just a puzzlebox!
Pinhead: Oh no. It is a means to summon us.
Kirsty: Who are you?!
Pinhead: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others.
hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #86,182
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
drea mworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,171
no mister bond i want you to die
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,176
Izzy: He's really smart, he's only in elementary school, but he's taking classes at Colorado State
Tai: So what? I'm in junior high school and I take classes in junior high school
Tai: So what? I'm in junior high school and I take classes in junior high school
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,177
From Shaun of the Dead:
Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck yeah!
Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck yeah!
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,191
Frank Rice: Cheer up love, life isn't as bad as all that, and even if it is, there's nothing we can do about it.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #87,291
I have so many, but here are a few.
Adventureland:
Joel: Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
James: The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
Joel: I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.
Hot Rod
Rod Kimble: Hey, Denise, have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad?
Denise: No.
Rod Kimble: Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead.
Denise: That's him? He looks so nice. He was a stuntman?
Rod Kimble: Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.
Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
Poultrygeist:
Arbie: Say, where did you get this gun?
Mature Arbie: I've got a whole stash of them here. I keep them hidden here with the childrens' promotional items. I was going to be an alienated employee who kept to himself and then went on a murderous rampage this afternoon.
Adventureland:
Joel: Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
James: The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
Joel: I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.
Hot Rod
Rod Kimble: Hey, Denise, have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad?
Denise: No.
Rod Kimble: Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead.
Denise: That's him? He looks so nice. He was a stuntman?
Rod Kimble: Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.
Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
Poultrygeist:
Arbie: Say, where did you get this gun?
Mature Arbie: I've got a whole stash of them here. I keep them hidden here with the childrens' promotional items. I was going to be an alienated employee who kept to himself and then went on a murderous rampage this afternoon.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #87,295
Not a movie but from King of the Hill: "I work down at the race track where they race cars around the track." Jimmy Witcher
Nænjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #87,302
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #87,331
Caligula: I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #87,332
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Huh?
Huh?
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #87,334
@87,331 (K)
Caligula was pretty ahead of his time. The whole God-Emperor thing that Domitian and then Commodus tried and Diocletian eventually succeeded at... Caligula was into ponies too, yeah? Maybe he saw something important there? Maybe a Caligula / MLP mashup needs to happen?
Caligula was pretty ahead of his time. The whole God-Emperor thing that Domitian and then Commodus tried and Diocletian eventually succeeded at... Caligula was into ponies too, yeah? Maybe he saw something important there? Maybe a Caligula / MLP mashup needs to happen?