Topic: Coming soon, to a theater near you, starring Bert and Ernie(Sophie)
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,571
One man's dream, comes true by another's sexuality.
Bert dreams of hiking along BrokeBack Mountain, destroyed because he's overweight, can't keep a job or off the alcohol.
In a drunken slumber, he goes to Minichan.com, to find a partner for support to hike.
There, he meets Ernie, played by Oscar Winner Sophie, who is so gay, other gays avoid him.
Together, they embark on the voyage of a lifetime. Along the way, true love erupts as these two hike, sleep and bathe together in ponds and lakes.
Bert's dreams of finding true love is put to the test, when Ernie is caught giving oral to another hiker.
Can they work through trust, rough terrain, and several more weeks of each other, to see if they are meant for each other?
Rated R for nudity, anal sex scenes, oral sex scenes, language, some violence, and no humor.(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #634,043
I'm not gay. I'm a heterosexual transwoman. Kthx.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #634,051
@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
That sounds pretty gay, bruh.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #634,060
@previous (C)
> That sounds pretty gay, bruh.
This
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