Minichan

Topic: Killer Lettuce is no longer cannon

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 10 years ago #48,461

Discussing with the Minichan Broadcasting Corporation's executive panel (which was actually bought out by the Aspergian government via. majority shareholder ownership years ago), we've decided to axe this character from our show amidst budget cuts.

This means any subsequent Killer Lettuce posts are most likely by impersonators and lookalikes which you are free to accordingly discard.

Thank you for baring with us throughout the years.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #632,901

Good, he was such a weak and flasid character. Made me sick.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,903

Will the franchise be rebooted and retconned?

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,904

@previous (Metæ)
Oh no. Actually he's going to die in poetic revenge, having stolen Sophie's recommendation for a sex change by manipulating the psychiatrists who'd issued it to her to forsake it in his leui. Suffering complications on the operating table, he dies during having undertaken the thing he most cherished to steal out of spite, his highest criminal aspiration. It is hinted in a hanging cliff that the surgeons did this on purpose out of anger for how he'd obtained the permission.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,905

@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
But then in the next episode it was revealed to be a dream all along, or it was actually just Walter in a RWBY costume!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,907

@OP
Thanks for using my may-may!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,911

That's too bad.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,917

and nothing of value was lost

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,918

@OP
A good move. He was becoming a stale, pointless character. With the trans war arc winding down somewhat, there really wasn't much for him to do or say anymore. Even his newest "lololol anime" gimmick was pointless, and clearly a desperate attempt to salvage a character that was clearly expired.

However, he did fill a certain niche in the cast, bringing a British perspective to a line-up that has been increasinly losing them over the years. With that in mind, I'm going to portray a sort of "KL sequel". A character that loosely shares his attributes, but improves upon the characters flaws. In essence, a attempt to redo the character, properly this time.

(Also, you meant to say "bearing" not "baring". I would expect that from Svet with his dyslexic charm, but you're meant to be a walking thesaurus.)

@632,905 (Metæ)
I actually think that Walter would make a fine Professor Port, if he was willing to put the effort into getting the look just right.

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,920

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Drink is the reason for that mistake, most likely.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #632,934

Killer Lettuce is a cannon of liberalism.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #632,946

@632,918 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
itd be much easier for him to pass as one of those elephant shadows

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