Topic: Triptych, I think it's time we started a cult devoted to you

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,458

I've been thinking of starting a cult, but I'm not ethnic enough. Now that John Redcorn has died of chronic ass boils, you are our only hope left.

The job is pretty simple. You just have to appear and wave and sometimes make simplistic statements about friendship and peace. You can even pretend not to understand English that well, if you want. You can use as many drugs as you want during public appearances, in fact, the more the better. Target demographic is menopausal white women with disposable income.

Our scriptures would be generated from the Minichanfic.

I'm thinking like a 50/50 split of profits between you and the Board.

contact me @ usual

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #632,859

@OP
Hahaha, you absolute madman or madwoman!

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,873

i knew i was meant for bigger and better things!

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,875

I was going to include Triptych in V-Day and the Minichanfic Christmas special.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #632,876

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
She should probably make an appearance as the savior of chankind on Christmas.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,879

I think Berts making progress towards this goal.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,881

@previous (Metæ)
> Berts
What, multiple Berts?! Oh no!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,884

@632,876 (A)
I think people are bored of the fanfics now.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,885

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Hardly!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,886

@632,884 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
omg no

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #632,887

@632,881 (B)
Bert,s*

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #632,888

@previous (Metæ)
~Bertum's

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #632,889

@632,887 (Metæ)
What if there was a whole nation of Berts? Would neighbouring countries even be safe? Fuck, now I am scared...

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #632,896

@632,885 (B)

Well if you want the minichanfics to continue then I am going to have to be banned from the IRC.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #632,902

@632,889 (B)
What if the nation of Berts and the nation of Greens went to war? Whom would survive the twattering and nattering and Vegemite splattering (and Bible battering)?