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Topic: Reward! Find me a *single* HP Java Card.

sim !!hlGHHomvc started this discussion 15 years ago #4,837

I broke my HP Java Card, it now crashes my Windows. So I need a new one. Just fucking one. I can only find packs of 10, or including of a reader, costing a shit ton.

Part number: EL348AA

I will reward anyone who will find me a seller that sells these. I only want to buy one or two.

Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #85,535

S I M M O LIKES HP JAVA CARDS UP HIS BUTTHOLE



Did you try the interwebs like Ebay or something? Do they have CRAIGSLIST where you live?

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #85,539

@previous (B)
i have. I'm desperate.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,554

I think they only come in packs of 10 bruv, the only other alternative I can find is one that also comes with a card reader but it only ships to america.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,559

buy pack of ten
sell off extras with markup
???
profit

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,560

@85,554 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
yeah and fucking expensive. I got some ISO smartcards but they don't initialise properly

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,561

@85,559 (brie !OudrPWaUDQ)
have you seen the price?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,562

@85,560 (sim !!hlGHHomvc)

Well there's http://www.getpartsonline.com/el347aa.html but they're out of stock atm so yoou have to go onto a waiting list

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,566

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Lol 30 quid. Maybe. Bleh.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,569

@previous (sim !!hlGHHomvc)

better than 200 quids

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,593

Just pike one.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,596

> Java
> crashed my computer

Heh.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,613

@OP

> I broke my HP Java Card, it now crashes my Windows. So I need a new one. Just fucking one. I can only find packs of 10, or including of a reader, costing a shit ton.
>
> Part number: EL348AA
>
> I will reward anyone who will find me a seller that sells these. I only want to buy one or two.
>
> Thanks.

Buy the 10 pack and split the cost with Itamake

drea mworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,754

what will the reward be

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,794

@previous (drea mworks)
Well... More well than you can imagine

drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,802

@previous (I)
doubt it

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,887

Money.

drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,930

email hp

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,944

> http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=EL348AA+single&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

> fourth topic down
> shitbricks

drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,951

haha you have to pay 200 dollar for something you wont use

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #85,968

Can't find any single cards online. :( Maybe a local retailer or university bookstore might break the packs open and sell individual cards?

> Information technology professionals rely on HP quality to ensure maximum productivity.
This phrase kept turning up on the HP site as I browsed around the web. It's funny how empty marketing phrases you wouldn't otherwise notice can turn into cruel jokes.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,057

> HP

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,071

@85,968 (J)
Lol. Yeah.

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,191

> sim stickying a thread for his own personal needs

!Neku082OLc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,208

Try buying a ten-pack, then pawning off the rest.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,288

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We appear to have a winner!

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,294

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[^_^] gets SysOp privileges for a week

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,304

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yeah well fuck Ben Folds

brie !OudrPWaUDQ replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,307

@previous (hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI)
Fen Bolds.

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,310

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LIK ON DEEZ NUTZ

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,411

yeah a fucking $100 for a plastric card

fuck it

Depressionman !!MTp2bI+3Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,413

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Jacking the bitches. Pimpin the whores.

sim !!hlGHHomvc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #86,414

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sharpie in pooper

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,493

Did sim ever deliver?

Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,498

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A reward.

Anonymous Q triple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,503

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Give him a while I guess.

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,507

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> I can only find packs of 10, or including of a reader, costing a shit ton.
> HP Smart Card Reader with Java Card

fail

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,509

@previous (r04r)
LOL

bitch you get no reward
you did not deliver

Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,513

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yes, he didn't want a reader

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,515

http://www.motechno.com/java-card.0.html?gclid=CNuk25qatagCFUO-zAodq14DCA

Maybe this? I have no clue since I know dog shit about Java Cards...

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #86,519

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
That's no EL348AA as far as I can tell, but idk besides that
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