Topic: Can someone translate this letter?
squeegee started this discussion 10 years ago #48,265
i just opened a package of socks and found this note tucked into the toe of one. any idea what this says? i think it's russian(Edited 22 seconds later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #630,707
downvote
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #630,711
@previous (B)
reddit says it's chinese, but no one can translate it. wish i knew someone that knew chinese.
reddit says it's chinese, but no one can translate it. wish i knew someone that knew chinese.
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #630,713
> Plan For World Domination By Tree-Cutting
> There are four main categories of trees, among them three are harmless; however we can't say with complete certainty that our knowledge is complete. Therefore, my colleagues and I came to the important, daunting decision on the day of June 29, 2014 to eradicate all trees by cutting proceedures, stimulating our planet's self-absorption(?) eco-system. Most in our field would disagree with our extreme views, but there is no other way! On May 22, 2014, that was made very clear with us all!
> If you think you have what it takes to help our cause, we have some very specific missions for you; but we must discuss in person only! Never talk to me about this any other way!!!
> Bring the secret item to the place that we discussed previously, and you will have your answers. Remember, we can not do this without your help, as you can't go on without ours!
> As for the time, don't come too late, for fear of waking the growling beast once again!
> Good luck, from High Machine Colonel Serial Number 15187276701, June 2, 2015
> There are four main categories of trees, among them three are harmless; however we can't say with complete certainty that our knowledge is complete. Therefore, my colleagues and I came to the important, daunting decision on the day of June 29, 2014 to eradicate all trees by cutting proceedures, stimulating our planet's self-absorption(?) eco-system. Most in our field would disagree with our extreme views, but there is no other way! On May 22, 2014, that was made very clear with us all!
> If you think you have what it takes to help our cause, we have some very specific missions for you; but we must discuss in person only! Never talk to me about this any other way!!!
> Bring the secret item to the place that we discussed previously, and you will have your answers. Remember, we can not do this without your help, as you can't go on without ours!
> As for the time, don't come too late, for fear of waking the growling beast once again!
> Good luck, from High Machine Colonel Serial Number 15187276701, June 2, 2015
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,717
@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
I wonder if it's too late to still contact him? This seems like something the Forced Euthanasia Initiative could behind.
I wonder if it's too late to still contact him? This seems like something the Forced Euthanasia Initiative could behind.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,720
brie !K97EToNZCM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,722
@OP
Could this be part of Kook's alternate reality game?
Could this be part of Kook's alternate reality game?
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,723
anyway, i threw it awayFuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,724
@630,720 (squeegee)
Well, considering they fucked up the date which any dingus with a pair of eyes can see...
Well, considering they fucked up the date which any dingus with a pair of eyes can see...
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,727
Real problem is he was born in China. He is a slave to commie masters. He has to suck up to his masters doing any kinda shit they want to.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,728
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,733
Perhaps matt wrote it and its a bunch of schtick saying he gave up the food industry since it was a huge failure and went into working at a sock factory.
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,737
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,739
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,743
@previous (I)
No doubt... It's possible him and Bert are related, both alcoholics, can't hold a job, and both pussy out when challenged to a fight.
No doubt... It's possible him and Bert are related, both alcoholics, can't hold a job, and both pussy out when challenged to a fight.
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,746
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squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,751
@630,737 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)hah! this was all an elaborate trick to rid the board of dodongos! take that!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,753
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,761
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,763
@630,753 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
dodongos eat bombs, but you have to trick them. they are cunning. see how he tried to trick me first with his sloppy translation of mandarin? that's classic dodongo behavior. but really it was all a trick to make him check his history! and see that bomb up there. then he's compelled to eat it and - boom - no more dodongos.
it's all in the wiki
dodongos eat bombs, but you have to trick them. they are cunning. see how he tried to trick me first with his sloppy translation of mandarin? that's classic dodongo behavior. but really it was all a trick to make him check his history! and see that bomb up there. then he's compelled to eat it and - boom - no more dodongos.
it's all in the wiki
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,765
the hard part was imprisoning a chinese man in a sock factory long enough he'd sneak a plea for help into a tube sock.all the credit goes to Matt on that part though. he really came through