Topic: Among this list of Minichan's greatest alcoholics...

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 started this discussion 10 years ago #48,197

...who would win in a drinking contest? Imagine that the contest simply involves rounds, going drink-for-drink against one another. Last one not passed out or dead, wins. Keep in mind that Minichan has some of the world's greatest alcoholics. Who would win?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Becky	1	8%
Meta	-	0%
Matt	2	15%
Green	9	69%
Bert	-	0%
Squeegee (because he is Indian, and we all now they are drunks)	1	8%

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #629,989

Green is winning? Damn. I hereby challenge McGreen to a mandrinking McContest!!

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #629,990

Autphag's used to drink 2 bottles of champagne a day whilst trolling tinychan.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #629,991

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Seriously? Also, why the possessive apostrophe?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #629,992

@629,990 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
I drank a litre of rum a day.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,002

@629,991 (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
Autphag is the best drunk, hands down.

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,004

@previous (D)
I could drink him under the table. Remember, I am from New Orleans. We start drinking in the cradle.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,006

@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
> she*
Just because you couldn't be Toni doesn't mean you should rail in such passive-aggressive rage about it.

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,007

@previous (D)
1. I am not Toni.

2. Fine, she.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,008

@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
Do you drink cock with your cheap wine-mafia ill-gotten spoils?

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,009

@previous (D)
One seems arg.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,010

@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
So I am to infer then, that one does indeed drink cock with their ill-gotten wine-mafia spoils.
Thanks for the confirmation!

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,011

@previous (D)
One does, in fact, not. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,012

@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
But the bitter texture of semen is connotatively manly in action.
So you would be engaging in the last homosexual act of all, in a way.

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,013

@previous (D)
I have not, am not, would not, and will not, engage in any homosexual activity. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,015

@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
Of course not. That's why you have to rationalize it by gender transitioning against your own will. You're the classic 'guilt-ridden homosexual' Paul R. McHugh described.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,016

@630,007 (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
> I am not Toni
lolol. You're not fooling anybody.

I have to hand it to you, though, it was a good persona. You had lots of us convinced, initially.

If only you'd had the self-control to not reveal your true identity, you could've caused way more drama around here. But you just couldn't resist your usual habits, I guess.

(Edited 20 minutes later.)

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,017

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
No evidence but I am Toni. Nice logic, there.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,018

@630,004 (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
I would put Autphag below Meta.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,019

@630,017 (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
> No evidence but I am Toni. Nice logic, there.
> but I am Toni
Well, I'm glad you can admit that. I was worried you were going to pull out the old "deny everything" schtick.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,020

@630,017 (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
What evidence do we need that you're a flaming, latently effeminate faggot?

Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,021

@630,018 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
But Meta only drinks Franziae!

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #630,022

My drinking prowess is apparently highly underrated.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q double-posted this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,023

Also Matt, I deleted your new drinking topic <10 seconds after you posted it. Thanks.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,024

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Wow. You're nearly as quick as Meta!

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,025

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

kys

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 months later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,609

I think we should reconsider the top alcoholic around here. Anyone else?

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,614

@630,016 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
And it seems he pulled off the same trick with the Emil persona, if it really is him.

I have to hand it to Matt, the guy can be subtle.

@previous (G)
If he still drinks, then it's Green. If not, then I think Becky is comfortably ahead.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,615

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I haven't drank in nearly 2 months unfortunately and Emil was I.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,621

@735,614 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)

thanks :)

bu skg joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,706

@735,615 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
thats so weird i KNEW IT

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,707

@735,615 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> Emil was I.
なに？！

That was a good persona, though. You had me convinced.

bu skg replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,711

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
まさか… ぐりんちゃん…

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #735,713

@735,707 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
It was difficult to keep up.