Topic: would you get drunk with bert?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #48,191
you would have to sample his epic four shot cocktails
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #629,921
No thanks. I quite like my liver
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,922
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,924
No thanks. I quite like my asshole.
|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,926
Yeah, then I'd kick his ass.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,927
@629,922 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
bert drinks his four shot cocktails in one swallow
that's like eight5 shots at once of eighty proof
bert generally consumes two four shot cocktails withing a half hour or so sometimes a bit more
bert drinks his four shot cocktails in one swallow
that's like eight5 shots at once of eighty proof
bert generally consumes two four shot cocktails withing a half hour or so sometimes a bit more
|βʒ| Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,929
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,931
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,943
Nope, I only allow women to suck my dick, and Bert wood make one ugly bitch.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,946
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,951
I would. It would probably be fun.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,952
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|βʒ| Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,959
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Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,970
I would, and I would drink him under the table.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,977
Considering he threatens to rape everything when drunk, no.
@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
Bert could probably drink both of us under the table.
@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
Bert could probably drink both of us under the table.
Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,980
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
If there is a human alive who could drink you and me under the table, then I want to meet that man, and drink with him!
If there is a human alive who could drink you and me under the table, then I want to meet that man, and drink with him!
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,995
@previous (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
I can't drink as heavily as most people think. I used to, but there are better substances than alcohol.
I can't drink as heavily as most people think. I used to, but there are better substances than alcohol.
Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,996
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,001
Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,005
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,039
no i don't want to be violated
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,042
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #630,070
@630,005 (Fedoraman !FeDoRAqAy6)
I bet you want to meet up with green, get him drunk, and then roleplay as father and son for some Friday night sex.
I bet you want to meet up with green, get him drunk, and then roleplay as father and son for some Friday night sex.