Topic: ITT: ask bert anything

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #48,163

Bert, how do I get good at sucking dick?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #629,589

@OP
Why do you want to such berts dick?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,590

op
Why do you idolize bert?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,591

Bert, how do I become an unemployed, drunkin, lazy, no good, homeless bum?

Please make it easy, I'm lazy as it is.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,608

What is your favourite rape threat made so far?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,612

Are you gay for Bert?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,616

Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,617

@629,612 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I think he's just gay for black cock.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,618

@previous (H)
I agree completely

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,620

@629,612 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
i'm not a dude

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,621

@629,618 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
at least I have never been directly responsible for the death of a dog...like some people..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,626

Bert, why are you such a FUCKING FAGGOT?

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Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,629

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
hey..

I mean well...but the faggot trolls force me into a corner sometimes...and I just feel like I have to set shit straight..

Anonymous I double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,631

@629,626 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
'big daddy'...what's your goddamn credentials...boy..

I smell a fool..

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,633

@629,620 (A)
Oh shit, you have a fachina?

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,634

@629,621 (I)
That dog deserved it

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,636

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
but you what you did...DID make it die..

you are a killer..

you say it deserved to die because it attacked 'skooter'..

but skooter was/is a weak ass ineffectual nothing happening mongrel....he's a mutt..

it's survival of the fittest out here/there...which is why I am still around....and you two...btw..

you interrupted the natural order of things..

skooter must die..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,637

@629,631 (I)
I have a masters in WHUP ASS and a PHD in NOT BEING A NIGGER COCK SUCKING FAGGOT, boy.

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,638

I need the exact location of this 'skooter' in order to set the naral flow back into place..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,655

Is bert canon?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,675

@629,636 (I)
I have proved myself to be fitter than that pitbull, and I survived. "Skooter" is my special little man, so you can eat all of my dicks, you white trash head case.

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