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Topic: A delicious American food recipe!

American Chef started this discussion 11 years ago #48,128

I am an American chef from Minnesota, don't ya know! I want to share a delicious chicken recipe that is really full of flavor and VERY spicy! Ready?


1. Buy a frozen chicken.
2. Throw away everything except the whitest meat of the breast.
3. Boil the breast until it turns rubbery and gray.
4. Now here's the real spicy zinger: right before you eat it, sprinkle a few little grains of salt on it! Yes!

*If it is too spicy and flavorful, leave out the salt.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #629,237

Nice schtick matt.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,244

Can you boil chicken in a kettle?

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,248

explain why you should not be banned, dumbass

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,250

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Because it is just a joke, and other posters make the same joke all the time. It is harmless, and a one-time thing.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,251

@629,244 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yes!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #629,252

@629,248 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Sometimes I think Matt posts these things for the sole intention of getting banned, like I do when I visit the IRC.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,280

@629,248 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Do it

Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,289

@OP
It's funny though, because this is the only recipe you've ever posted. A professional chef and internationally published food author and gourmand who has no recipes!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,291

@OP
This post is offensive to Minnesotans. I hope you choke on a rubber chicken.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,292

i prefer roasting chicken thx

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,296

anybody keep chicken in their yard?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,300

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
i usually keep chicken in the fridge
you'll get sick if you eat chicken that you've left in your yard

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,302

Making fun of American food when a infamous Asian country slips in inedible plastic bits into rice and the mention of the type of oil they cook food in is just fowl and disgusting.

Metæ? replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,306

@629,292 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I thought you were vegan?

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,307

@previous (Metæ?)
I thought so as well. She reconsidered and now eats normally.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,308

@629,250 (A)
> It is harmless, and a one-time thing.
ummm...

Metæ? replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,311

@previous (K)
After decades of heavy alcohol and benzodiazepine abuse, Matt has early-onset senile dementia and in Matt's mind this is the first time he's made this joke. Notice over the years how Matt's schticks have become fewer and more repetitive? Within the decade he will be unable to care for himself and will have to be put down.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,312

@previous (Metæ?)
It all makes sense now!

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,313

@629,311 (Metæ?)
Matt will have to be put down.

And I can't wait to see this happen.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,318

@629,306 (Metæ?)
i struggle too much eating food in general to restrict my diet so severely rn
that said i don't really eat much meat, it's expensive and bad for the environment
+ lactose intolerant

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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,319

@629,291 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Poast youar owan recipe.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,322

@previous (L)
Pouring a bottle of bleach and bottle of ammonia into your toilet will clean it up quite nicely, and also clear up your spelling issues.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,329

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Will it also help clear up Matt's stupidity?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,351

@OP
That sounds fantastic! I do think the rubbery grey chicken needs to be dried out a little before making a sandwich using plain unbuttered white bread though

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,457

@629,329 (B)
Couldn't hurt to try.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,461

@629,289 (Metæ?)
damlol

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,507

penis eater detected

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #629,527

spoiler..


if you get plastered right before...the chicken will taste delicious..
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