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Topic: a world with no good bananas

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 11 years ago #48,123

Some god damn fungus is threatening to spread and destroy all of the bananas except for the shitty ones. This has happened before, leading to the end of the Big Mike variety as the top banana for farming. The replacement, the Cavendish, is holding on but if that fuckin' fungus gets to the Americas, we may be eating shit for bananas for some time to come.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later[^] [v] #629,212

in the south...we love us some bananner puddin'

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,258

No! I fucking love bananas! I will destroy this fucking fungus!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,260

*bananae

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,277

aren't you glad about the complete lack of genetic diversity that will end up being the downfall of bananas

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,279

@629,260 (D)
Shut the fuck up matt

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,281

banannas suck anyway. if you haven't had a real bananna then you don't know how much cavendish banannas suck. maybe this die off will inspire the return of real banannas. gmo'd honduran banannas.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,288

@629,277 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
No, why would he be?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,298

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
why does every attempt at sarcasm or irony seem to fly over your head
you're so earnest

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,301

Lots of types of bananas. Few hours North of me in Santa Barbara area they grow lots of more better types and they come in colours like blue and red. That fungus no bothers them.
Honestly very tasty and u wood never want to eat the current store kind again.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,352

Bananas are the only fruit I enjoy while drinking coffee. But I can't enjoy Dole bananas because the banned chemical sprays they use make people sterile.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,358

@629,298 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
you're too nice. she's just dumb

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #629,363

@629,298 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
@previous (K)
It was barely sarcastic and barely a joke.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #629,517

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
i think it is fairly easy to tell that it was not in earnest
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