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Topic: This might seem like an odd question but... How do I dispose of my sex doll?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #48,074

As you can see it's roughed up and I no longer screw it. Think is, how the fuck do you dispose of this? It never crossed my mind until now, I would look dodgy as fuck carrying this out into the street and it would be too embarrassing to call some kind of disposal service. I guess I could chop her up into bits and throw away one by one but after the years we've spent togther it would just seem wrong.

Thoughts?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #628,744

In the dark of night drop it off in the back of a Salvation Army store.
They will first give it a religious service then refurbish it.
As a donated item perhaps you can use it as a IRS deduction?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #628,745

@OP
Ask Syntax. He designed the electronics for those things (it took him about 7 minutes of work), so he might be able to give you a few tips.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #628,746

@previous (C)
No I did not. Usually those things do not have any electronics unless you count some built in vib?
RealDoll is a near by company and several years ago I considered for a few milliseconds helping them with serious electronics as a consultant.
Did see one hell of a lot of damaged to be repaired customer returns. Bet they make a lot of cold hard cash in repairs.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #628,751

lol you really fucked that shit into the ground

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #628,755

this photo is like three years old

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #628,756

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Yea its all over the web. OP did a good job of recycling

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #628,757

Can you order a clothed male sex doll to cuddle with?

Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #628,758

Just repair it with silicone caulk you mora.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #628,760

@previous (Metæ?)
Ducktape and crazyglue.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #628,786

damn that one looks pretty good

if it was not damaged and it was new


I'd do it

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #628,789

@628,746 (Syntax)
Is realdoll a 15 minute drive from that run down, roach infested nursing home you live in?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #628,801

same way you dispose of a hookers corpse

get a bunch of plastic tarp and a saw, cover your bathroom floor and walls around the bathtub (this may not be necessary for a realdoll), put corpse in tub, cut it to smaller pieces (its easiest to cut through the joints, idk about realdoll though), put each piece in a trash bag, dump trashbags somewhere

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #628,802

Put female clothes on her, dump her in a ditch face down, and watch the excitement as police are called to a scene with what looks to be a dead body.
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