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Topic: There is fog then there fog

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #48,002

This was the latter. It was nearly impossible to see more than 5 feet ahead yet he continued to drive full speed, trusting his Yaris' AutoNav. Matt had come to love his collection of Yarae and despite the continued insistence of the makers of his personal fleet that he heed the years-past recall notice immediately, he flat refused.
Matt turned and looked out the back window and there fog. All there was was fog. In combination with the rocking and shaking that comes with owning a personally modified Yaris with sturdy cardboard wings attached, it made him nauseous.

Matt asked the Yaris to descend. They yaris did as such until Matt could see the city lights below.
He looked fondly on one area of the city and reminiscing, said to himself "I used to eat there. Best sewerpipe cooking this side of tianjin!"
Matt lowered the lever to his left and the night sky was sprinkled with pamphlets.
They were so many Miller Guide pamphlets release on this one occasion that nobody wanted to see another.

The Miller Guide saturates the market in one night, the Pamphlets are so good that nobody else dare enter the Food pamphlet market.
The guides were printed so well that they do not fall apart and last over 14 average lifetimes.

Not soon later when it is discovered that there is an egregiously offensive translation error on page 230, Matt took his chance and offerend replacement copies with the correction for 100.000 yuan. Overnight Matt is considered a very wealthy person and is given a 2 hour slot on television due to his immense wealth.

Matt uses his televisionplatform (pronounced as one word) to sell Teenage Vampire Romance Novels.

The first 20 pressings sell out instantly. Matt is a respected author.

Then there fog

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #628,100

@OP
WE GET IT, YOU VAPE

Matthew Rosteet Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #628,111

> an egregiously offensive translation error on page 230
Non, monsieur. I speak 181 languages. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #628,116

Whatever happened to the food pamphlet thing? Did Matt give up on that, too?

Fedoraman joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #628,152

> Best sewerpipe cooking this side of tianjin!"

No monsieur, in all the world.
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