Topic: there are bugs in the bed!!!

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 11 years ago #47,945

Brooke and i discovered blood on the pillows then a bunch of teeny tiny cutesie wootsie bed bugs in a jacket! They can live over a year without food. Im talking to the landlord tomorrow because im not paying for this shit.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #627,371

What sort of rat infestation do you have?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #627,374

Was the jacket yours or Brooke's?

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #627,377

You can't kill them. That's insect abuse.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,404

I thought bed bugs were an urban legend?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,471

@627,374 (Metæ)
Brooke's.

@previous (Green)
They are not. Theyre like the worst infestation possible, too.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,473

lol

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,474

@627,471 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
So the phrase 'don't let the bedbugs bite' is meant to be taken literally?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,475

@previous (Green)
Yeah, i think at one time bed bugs were way more common, so the phrase was more applicable. They are very hard to get rid of so probably just hung around in the past. In poor areas i imagine they are still prevalant, and difficult to get rid of because poverty

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,486

they can even hide in the folds of foreskins

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,536

@627,475 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Actually because leftists have successfully campaigned to ban all effective pesticides. So meditate on that while the insects consume your flesh and act as a disease vector.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,539

upgrade to washing the clothing you buy from the thrift store as soon as you bring it into the house

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,541

Cant you just burn everything down to be rid of them?
Burn all clothes that you are wearing.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,546

Lolol

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,683

@627,475 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
John, you must find the woodlice and teach them the ways of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #627,974

What the fuck?! Wash your damn sheets and clothes man. Bomb your place of residence with some of that insect killer shit.

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