Topic: Need ideas for dealing with asshole neighbor

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 11 years ago #47,913

To make a long story short, our neighbor is an asshole.

OK I stole this topic from another forum, fuck it

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later[^] [v] #627,029

move

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,087

Arson

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,091

Kill his family

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,103

Smear Vaseline all over his windshield.

Run a very thin wire from his brake light into his gas tank.

Cut his brake line.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,199

Throw stones on his roof

op of topic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,203

@627,091 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)

> Kill his family

yes this

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,205

Fuck his wife in the ass

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,222

give him $20 and a link to the suicide thread

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,248

Link him to minichan

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,252

Don't link him to Minichan. He will never know what he is missing!

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,253

What have they done to you?

Kinf of text voices replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,260

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
they rejected him for a date and called him a honky and then posted online about drinking his tears

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,297

@previous (Kinf of text voices)
Your text voice sounds racist

op replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,306

@previous (F)
Reverse racist or real racist

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,317

@previous (op)
maybe inverted racism

Lovelyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,328

Send passive aggressive notes from him to all the other neighbors. Randomly, but frequently.

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,342

works best when cold enough outside for frost

1. take a big dump in a gallon sized ziplock plastic bag

2. wait unto three am and empty contents into the gap between the windshield and hood of subject's vehicle using a latex gloved hand or other implement to try and cram it all down in there so it is not noticed easily.

hilarity will ensue

(tested once back in the early nineties)