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Topic: What is the deal with women and yogurt?

Metæ started this discussion 11 years ago #47,908

Why are there never any masculine yogurt commercials? Like, one where Vin Diesel walks into an ISIS training camp and shoots everyone with an AK-47 and then takes a bite of Yoplait with raspberry. Yoplait: gives you the energy... to kill™.

Instead, it's always about women trying to lose weight or digest food better.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #626,999

you mean yogurt as lube?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #627,000

https://www.google.com/search?q=What+is+the+deal+with+women+and+yogurt%3F

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #627,002

Vin Diesel diddles boydicks by the sea shore

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #627,003

@previous (B)
Re:ten myle
@627,000 (C)
Thank you for contributing absolutely nothing of your own to the discussion.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #627,004

Title: Women and yogurt: what's the connection?
Published: Friday 30 August 2013 02.30 EDT
Author: Dean Burnett
URL: http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2013/aug/30/women-yogurt-connection-advertising

Women and yogurt: what's the connection?
Advertising in western society seems to have decided that yogurt is a product that is enjoyed solely by women. Is this the case? If so, what scientific reasons could there be for this dairy-based gender bias?
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Yogurt, presented in pink to emphasise its stereotypically feminine bias. Photograph: Nell Freeman/Guardian Nell Freeman /Guardian
Dean Burnett
Friday 30 August 2013 02.30 EDT Last modified on Wednesday 21 May 2014 23.20 EDT
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When war is seemingly looming, the environment is heading for disaster, we're growing brains in jars and everyone is spying on everyone else, it's vital that we don't lose track of the more important things in life. Like yogurt. And, perhaps more crucially, why is it supposedly only women who eat it?

Yogurt is a fairly innocuous substance, occupying the midpoint between milk and cheese on the dairy spectrum, without being considered as much a staple as the former or as much of an indulgence as the latter. It seems to hide in something of a blind-spot in the minds of most people. The UK buys more yogurt than ever, but 10% of all yogurt bought is thrown out uneaten. There are numerous possible reasons for this, but they're probably boring. Yogurt is boring, let's face it. However, there is one fascinating thing about yogurt; it is apparently exclusively eaten by women.

This sounds far-fetched, but many people have noticed this. At some point, someone in western society decided that men don't eat yogurt. To date, the only known example of a man liking yogurt is comedian Richard Herring, who dedicated a whole show to the matter (you should buy it, it's good). But one example from one half of the population isn't statistically significant.

So why this blatant gender imbalance? Is it just sexism, or something more profound? As always, the world of science may offer some answers.

Cultural influence
Yogurt is actually a very old foodstuff, going back an estimated 8,000 years. Yogurt was also a staple food of Genghis Khan and his army, and the words "feminine" and "Genghis Khan and his army" rarely go together. However, yogurt is also associated with India. Much Indian cuisine incorporates yogurt. In Punjabi, yogurt is a female noun, and if western culture learned about yogurt from India, this could this be a demonstration of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis, which argues that the language people use influences how they think and perceive the world.

Also, yogurt is often used to temper the effect of spicy food. Eating needlessly hot spicy food is a typical way to demonstrate your machismo, so eating yogurt could be seen as a threat to your masculinity, if you're a man who cares about such things. And all men do!

Biological necessity
The biological usefulness of yogurt is generally well accepted. It can even be consumed by those with lactose intolerance. However, most yogurt advertising emphasises its supposed improvement of the digestive process. Women have less-efficient digestion than men, evidenced by the fact that they apparently never break wind. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many women never even defecate. Obviously this has negative biological consequences. You can observe these directly; simply spend a few minutes explaining to a woman why she's biologically compromised and you will observe her eyes rolling, random sighing or even her face turning red, all likely consequences of internal gas buildup. As a result, it may be essential that they eat more yogurt, in order to maintain a healthy level of digestion.

Yogurt consumption is also believed by many to help you live longer, but as men die younger in general, yogurt may be wasted on them. Also, regular yogurt eating helps prevent vaginal infections, but men are totally immune to these for some reason.

Bacteria
One of the main things known about yogurt is that it contains cultures, or bacteria. "Good" bacteria, that is (although separating all bacteria into either good or bad categories is probably worryingly oversimplifying things). However, bacteria are normally associated with poor hygiene and illness. As has been discussed before, men aren't allowed to get ill. Perhaps the association between germs and yogurt is off-putting to the male members of the population?

Evolution
It could be that the gender bias in yogurt appreciation has evolutionary origins. There are several "alternative" theories of how men and women developed. One theory argues that females are made of "sugar and spice and all things nice" whereas males are made of "slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails". If females are composed of clumps of inert compounds that are considered pleasant to most humans, then perhaps they would be more tolerant of yogurt than the colony organism that is the typical male.

There is also another theory, seemingly derived from the notion of panspermia, that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system, so any endotherm originating from there would have a correspondingly high internal temperature, and may appreciate the cooling effects of yogurt. Mars, on the other hand, is a lot cooler. Anything from there may shy away from cooling substances, and appreciate things like spicy food (see above).

Homoeroticism
Western society is unquestionably still dominated by heterosexual males, and, at the risk of being incredibly crude, perhaps the sight of other men happily consuming viscous white fluid makes them a bit uncomfortable? It's fine if women do it, of course. That's not an issue.

Advertising
One of the more outlandish theories behind this gender bias is that yogurt is traditionally marketed as a sweet thing, and in the world of advertising, which logically has to cater to as many people as possible at once, males and females are regularly reduced to a collection of rather patronising and simplistic stereotypes. Women like dieting, desserts and looking nice, whereas men like beer, sport and meat. Stuff like that. Ergo, yogurt would primarily be marketed at the former group.

Of course, this is all just speculation. But still, we shouldn't shy away from tackling the big issues like this.

Dean Burnett actually quite likes yogurt. He regularly shares controversial opinions like this on Twitter, @garwboy

Anonymous C double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #627,005

Title: Why Girls Love Yogurt
Published: 8/30/13 5:10pm
Author: Tracie Egan Morrissey
URL: http://jezebel.com/why-girls-love-yogurt-1227323643

Why Girls Love Yogurt
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Tracie Egan Morrissey
Filed to: YOGURT8/30/13 5:10pm
Why Girls Love Yogurt
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Second only to maybe Diet Coke, yogurt is the edible material most stereotypically associated with women. Why has it become so gendered? The answer is simple: bitches love yogurt.


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Obviously, part of the cliché of yogurt as a feminine food item has to do with the way that it's marketed. For as long as anyone can remember, yogurt companies have always aimed their product at women. Müller has branded itself for "cool chicks" by using the same cute model with a Bettie Page 'do wearing ModCloth-type clothes in a series of commercials. Oikos has hired John Stamos as their spokesman for their "hunk" campaign. A recent Yoplait commercial features a women's book club meeting where the gals are gossiping about one member's date. And of course there are Dannon's infamous poop yogurt commercials starting Jamie Lee Curtis.

But yogurt companies wouldn't be targeting women if it hadn't already been established that they are their most likely customers, so the link between yogurt and women goes deeper. Way deep. Vaginally deep.

Yogurt contains acidophilus, a beneficial bacteria needed to balance out the bacterial party happening in your vagina right now. Any woman who's taken a course of antibiotics only to end up with a wicked yeast infection knows the importance of ingesting enough acidophilus to replenish the body with "good" bacteria. It also promotes bowel regularity, and you know how we are about our poops.

A wise guy over at The Guardian wrote a piece (that's maybe supposed to be humorous?) titled "Women and yogurt: what's the connection?" and this is what he surmised:

Western society is unquestionably still dominated by heterosexual males, and, at the risk of being incredibly crude, perhaps the sight of other men happily consuming viscous white fluid makes them a bit uncomfortable? It's fine if women do it, of course. That's not an issue.
Ew. Anyway…

More than anything, women probably eat yogurt because it's possesses the magical combination of being low in calories while also requiring the least amount of effort possible to prepare. Because we want to sort of watch our figures, but without really having to work that much for it. At the same time it almost tricks us into thinking it's a dessert, which never happens with salad (the other lady food).

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #627,010

I have a masculine yogurt in my fridge right now. It's called something like triple zero and it has black packaging

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #627,012

the stores barely sell yoghurt

the fat free sweet shit is I don't know what

Metæ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #627,014

@627,010 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Official yogurt of the NFL no less! I notice the NFL endorsement is conspicuously absent from all the other Dannon Oikos® Greek yogurt varieties.

Also
Yogurt contains acidophilus, a beneficial bacteria needed to balance out the bacterial party happening in your vagina right now. Any woman who's taken a course of antibiotics only to end up with a wicked yeast infection knows the importance of ingesting enough acidophilus to replenish the body with "good" bacteria.
Unless I missed something in biology class I just don't see how acidophilus could make it from the mouth to the vagina.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,015

@previous (Metæ)
if i take antibiotics and don't then take some kind of probiotic then i have wicked shits for the longest time. usually just get yogurt with active cultures and whatnot and eat that with breakfast for a few days and i'm good. but i had no idea it was also good for my vagina.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,021

@previous (squeegee)
The moar you know!

@OP
Michael Weston likes blueberry yogurt when he's not blowing shit up.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,024

@627,014 (Metæ)
It does work though

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,041

hEALTH FOODS

Anonymous H double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,042

oops health foods are usually marketed to or I mean 'healthy' foods are usually marketed more to women because for some reason it not macho to worry about ur body or fhealthe or whatever idc

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,278

@627,014 (Metæ)
@627,014 (Metæ)

> Unless I missed something in biology class I just don't see how acidophilus could make it from the mouth to the vagina.


where you not fully awake when you wrote that..

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #627,314

@previous (I)
> where you not fully awake when you wrote that..
were you not fully awake when you wrote that?
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