Topic: I went to a restaurante...
DasSheeple started this discussion 11 years ago #47,890
And as I entered I noticed there was no free table so I waited at the entrance.
Few minutes after me those two Balkans come in and I pretend to not understand them as they talk shit about how they'll rush to the table as soon as someone stands up and cut in front of me.
A couple stands up, and they really do it. A waiter approaches us and tells them I was first here and they start shouting in Serbian so I told the waiter "Calm down, it's fine..." and I tell the idiots to stop shouting and let the people eat in peace OR ELSE (I said that in Serbian).
Soon after they sat down a table close to them got free as well and I was seated. As I sat down I got a free aperitive plate, and a drink on the house.
The balkies got so furious... later on I got pancakes for desert as well, and the whole time I was being served way before them, so they started bitching and complaining and I shut them down once more for good.
In the end I got a bag full of good food and tiny snacks (gave it later on to a homeless person who asked me if I had any food to share).
Classy restaurant, shame they didn't have sprite so I drunk ice tea.
Few minutes after me those two Balkans come in and I pretend to not understand them as they talk shit about how they'll rush to the table as soon as someone stands up and cut in front of me.
A couple stands up, and they really do it. A waiter approaches us and tells them I was first here and they start shouting in Serbian so I told the waiter "Calm down, it's fine..." and I tell the idiots to stop shouting and let the people eat in peace OR ELSE (I said that in Serbian).
Soon after they sat down a table close to them got free as well and I was seated. As I sat down I got a free aperitive plate, and a drink on the house.
The balkies got so furious... later on I got pancakes for desert as well, and the whole time I was being served way before them, so they started bitching and complaining and I shut them down once more for good.
In the end I got a bag full of good food and tiny snacks (gave it later on to a homeless person who asked me if I had any food to share).
Classy restaurant, shame they didn't have sprite so I drunk ice tea.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Should have went to the gas station to buy Sprite | - | 0% | |
| Should have drunk 7up | - | 0% | |
| Nice blog post! | 3 | 75% | |
| Boners... | 1 | 25% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #626,846
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #626,849
Write in: Cool story bro
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #626,850
I didn't know they had iced tea in Europe!
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #626,867
Tell us more about the food, please
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,983
make this post again!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,986
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,987
in the south...all tea is sweet tea..
yayyyy..
yayyyy..
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,023
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,032
aren't u tough good for u dealing with situations and bein g multilingual wow we're so impresse d
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #627,119
@previous (I)
> aren't u tough good for u dealing with situations and bein g multilingual wow we're so impresse d
> aren't u tough good for u dealing with situations and bein g multilingual wow we're so impresse d
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #627,143
those god damn serbs hold a grudge for hundreds of years
they still have loseritus from some war that happened before the industrial revolution, that's why they exploded in a hate spasm in the 1990s
they still have loseritus from some war that happened before the industrial revolution, that's why they exploded in a hate spasm in the 1990s
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #627,150
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #627,154
@previous (L)
your terminology is a little unrefined and reflects poorly on you, but sure
also the southern states have loseritus, always wanting to "rise again" ans shit like that
and also the islamists who dream of making a grand caliphate to restore some empire glory
the nazis were also into restoring glory of empire, having aquired loseritus in WWI and the depression
your terminology is a little unrefined and reflects poorly on you, but sure
also the southern states have loseritus, always wanting to "rise again" ans shit like that
and also the islamists who dream of making a grand caliphate to restore some empire glory
the nazis were also into restoring glory of empire, having aquired loseritus in WWI and the depression
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #627,158
|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #627,985
+respect @OP