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Topic: so if the dog down the street swallowed your cock, how would you get it out of the dog, or would you

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 11 years ago #47,831

You know, maybe your dick got lopped off in a gardening mishap, and some god damn dog jumps out and swallows your cock. Do you stab the fucker right away, or just say, aw fuck it, now I got no cock

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #626,081

Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #626,082

Fake Anons dogs will swallow ANYTHING!

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #626,083

The dog probably chewed before it swallowed, so I'd count my losses and go dickless to the hospital.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,148

I'd try to induce vomiting

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,183

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You haven't trained Kreature not to swallow?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,194

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Kreacher automatically swallows. He also enjoys peanut butter, no matter the manner in which it is served.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,211

OP
So its only a maybe question.
Best answer is, forget about getting your Johnson back & Join, John Wayne Bobbitt's band Severed Parts

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,250

@previous (G)
Kill yourself

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #626,489

first of all...I would not let a dog nibble upon my giblets..
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