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Topic: I'm 24 and these are my life lessons for people younger than me.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,767

1. No marijuana. Dulls the mind.
2. Don't marry your own race. Hybrid vigour = better children.
3. Don't marry other cultures. Too much work.
4. Don't follow common wisdom about diet. The easiest way to lose weight is skipping meals.
5. Girls like cars.
6. I just learnt what shota is and I dislike it already.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #84,399

I'm not 24 and these are my life lessons for people younger than me.
1. Try marijuana. Dulls the mind.
2. Don't fucking marry.
3. Don't follow common wisdom about diet. Or do. Sometimes it's right. Sometimes it's not. People think they know shit. Eat what you need and feel hungry for.
4. Girls are girls, and only the superficial ones notice your car. If you think you are defined by your "ride" then you are deluding yourself. If girls make fun of you, then you have bigger problems than your car.
5. I know what shota is. That is all.
6. Never edit posts.

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TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #84,400

I'm TheSheep and these are my life lessons for people other than me:
1. Marijuana is some kind of plant people tend to smoke. Said to dull the mind.
2. Some people are marryed some ain't.
3. Best way to loose weight is to eat half of what you would usually eat. Don't blame your genes for being fat, blame your fat for being fat.
4. Straight girls love penis, lesbians don't no matter what car you drive.
5. ?????
6. Profit

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,429

@OP
> 2. Don't marry your own race. Hybrid vigour = better children.
> 3. Don't marry other cultures. Too much work.
what is this i dont even

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,431

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Marry someone with different genes but similar culture. It's not that hard to do in America.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,453

@OP

I'm 32 and what is this.

> 1. No marijuana. Dulls the mind.

Nope. In small amounts it chills and relaxes the mind in preparation for the next busy and eventful day.

> 2. Don't marry your own race. Hybrid vigour = better children.

Don't breed. Why waste the only life you have doing something that any dumb mammal can do?

> 3. Don't marry other cultures. Too much work.

Don't marry. Too much work.

> 4. Don't follow common wisdom about diet. The easiest way to lose weight is skipping meals.

During periods of deprivation, your body automatically builds up fat. Eat healthy and regularly.

> 5. Girls like cars.

True.

> 6. I just learnt what shota is and I dislike it already.

You must be new here.

vocalon !0oDERPONYY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,459

MY LIFE LESSONS at 14.:
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE *CHANS.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,463

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Thankyou, child.

DrGreen !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,466

@84,453 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
because breeding is a biological need.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,467

@previous (DrGreen !pFNWNYROxA)
for women.

mun just need sex.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #84,492

@84,466 (DrGreen !pFNWNYROxA)
Enjoy being a lower form of life than me.
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