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Topic: Should I join the U.S. military?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 11 years ago #47,591

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #623,726

Yes, because what the US military wants/needs right now is more gender confused, suicidal people with anger issues. Are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #623,727

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #623,729

It will be a cakewalk for ISIS to take America. All the advanced weaponry and dollars in the world dont mean shit if the persyn behind them is a pangender asexual presenting nanoboi with headmates.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #623,730

if you already have problems with anxiety and depression, it's like you've already got post-traumatic stress, just like a real combat soldier

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #623,731

@623,729 (E)
What about the veterans?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #623,735

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You think theyll fight for a country where identifying as ponykin and safe spaces are human rights?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #623,743

@previous (E)

no they would willingly get fucked in the ass by isis, they probably would too

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,757

@623,726 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Why couldn't a gender confused person make a good soldier?

Do you think that their effectiveness would be hampered because they'd spend too much time agonising over their gender identity?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,759

the military made bert the man he is today

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,779

@623,726 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I think you're the retard broseph.

Anonymous J double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,781

@previous (J)

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,782

I can't wait for your desertion trial.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,783

You know, I'm actually in the same boat as you for considering army membership.
Except I'd likely pass the physical, nothing your scrawny skeletal frame could muster.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,784

@previous (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
I need to warn you however, Catherine, that 101 might be average for a gen-pop setting, but you're lucky if that sort of psychometric score would have you assigned to some of the lower ranks. They also tend to place the dumber recruits in more dangerous but less crucial front-line climes where numbers are more strategically advantageous than tact.

So guess which one of us will have a comfortable general position. It won't be you.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,785

@623,782 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
@623,783 (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
How come it feels like whenever one of you posts the other is immediately right behind you?

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,786

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Because we're not a lonesome fuck like you? Please do join the military, and get all your hon credentials.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,787

@623,785 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Woah look at all of that 'I'm totally not acknowledging you' butthurt.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,790

@623,785 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Autphag is Walter's tulpa.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,792

@previous (H)
I always assumed it'll be the other way around, but I guess it makes sense this way.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,794

@623,790 (H)
I like how Catherine stole my aesthetic to make his avatar.
Even the cranial characteristics seem to be plagiarized.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,800

@623,792 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Autphag is, as tulpas often are, Walter's idea of an ideal partner.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,801

@previous (H)
K Mara pedo.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,819

@623,759 (I)

> the military made bert the man he is today

A fat, cock sucking faggot?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,821

@623,801 (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
Mara Update: Still dead

Metæ? replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,847

@623,786 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
@Dutchfag (hidden)

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,849

No, because you'll be found to be a subpar soldier, which will put you on some bullshit job like endlessly manually hauling crates of supplies for some arcane system. That'll be demoralizing, boring, and have nearly zero career advancement opportunities. They'll stick you in a shit tier of career trajectory.

Anonymous O double-posted this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,850

(Unless, of course, it turns out Cathy is secretly a true savant and has taken the ASVAB tests and scored amazingly well)

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,861

@623,847 (Metæ?)
Lol you still remember that shit. Now it is real :(

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #623,877

@623,850 (O)
You miss the concept of a savant. A savant actually has low general intellectual skills, they merely excel in something useless. Hence the term 'idiot savant'.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #624,167

@623,850 (O)
You don't even have to be gifted to max out the god damn ASVAB.

Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #624,183

@623,877 (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
The dictionary must be wrong then. How kind you are to let us all know that savant actually means something else.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/savant

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #624,185

@previous (O)
Didn't you hear that Soupie's superior cranial structure and grasp of language means that any word he utilizes is entirely correct regardless of dictionary meaning? Obviously the dictionary got it wrong. It's not like he's living in some fantasy land where he could never be wrong.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #624,194

@previous (P)
That was the original sense of the word as derived from its context in French. Of course an English dictionary isn't going to explicate anything for the benefit of your Aspergically concrete retardation any further.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,371

yes

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,379

Ugh, don't get me started on the military.

NOTE: That was not a challenge. Seriously, don't. I don't have time right now and I don't feel like it.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,405

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
When you are dishonorably discharged, what will your new lady name be?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,408

@623,861 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)

> Lol you still remember that shit. Now it is real :(

I bet I'm on at least a dozen users' ignore lists by now :(

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,409

@858,405 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
what?

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,411

Also I remember when Jump was wanting to join the military, but he was near the cutoff age (30?) and his use of antidepressants and C2 (or whatever the fuck that "research" chemical was called) would have disqualified him and he was trying to figure out how to hide it so he could join.

This thread kind of reminds me of that.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,413

@858,409 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
When you commit treason and then troon out, what will your lady name be? I vote for Cassandra because that is a more feminine version of Casey

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,415

@858,411 (Meta)
Aw jump

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,416

@858,413 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I have no clue what you're talking about. Thanks.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,417

@858,413 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Cass

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,419

@858,416 (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Okay hon

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,420

@858,417 (T)
Cassie that is better

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,423

Cath wouldn't join the military. He's too much of a pussy.

Anonymous T replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,483

@858,420 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Disagree

Lee Ho Fuk !vs2yVzxpp. joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #858,505

If you go kill other people’s children, you will be a “hero”!

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 8 years ago, 3 days later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #859,549

@858,408 (Meta)
You sure took a while to respond.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #859,550

Haha I was Anon J in this and made that image during Ghoul time. So funny

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #859,640

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
it was funny congratulations
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