Topic: Americans: are you psyched about the annual "War on Christmas" news extravaganza?
Metæ started this discussion 11 years ago #47,493
Are you waiting with bated breath for the controversy over which store did or did not wish shoppers "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays"?
Will you be looking forward to being paralyzed with indecision over whether to wish people "happy holidays" or "merry Christmas" and there's a 50/50 chance you'll offend them by either being a godless atheist and don't you know Jesus is the reason for the season or they'll be upset with you being a total shitlord and pushing Christianity on them (nevermind Christmas as we know it is just a bunch of pagan shit and unbridled consumerism)?
Will you be looking forward to being paralyzed with indecision over whether to wish people "happy holidays" or "merry Christmas" and there's a 50/50 chance you'll offend them by either being a godless atheist and don't you know Jesus is the reason for the season or they'll be upset with you being a total shitlord and pushing Christianity on them (nevermind Christmas as we know it is just a bunch of pagan shit and unbridled consumerism)?
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| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Merry Christmas | 2 | 25% | |
| Season's Greetings | - | 0% | |
| I don't give a fuck, I was putting up the Festivus pole when I read your fucking headline. | 6 | 75% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #622,864
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #622,865
can i vote in this if i am english?
Trick question. If you're a REAL American, you will respect my freedom to do so.
Trick question. If you're a REAL American, you will respect my freedom to do so.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #622,868
This is a quality thread. Well done, mate.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #622,870
christians and their 2000 year old persecution complex. let a few get fed to lions in the 3rd century and never hear the end of it. seriously, there is no single group in this country more influential than generic christians and they still play the persecution card. they're at the top of the heap and all they can do is complain about the sunshine. fucking tools.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #622,888
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #622,911
anyone who says merry christmas on a day that is not even christrmass is fuckin tarded