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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#621,775
You're the one that wants to be castrated.
I was born with the most proper genes. My package works terrific.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,777
Boston Corbett, the soldier who killed Abraham Lincoln's assassin John Wilkes Booth, had performed self-surgery earlier in life. He castrated himself with a pair of scissors in order to avoid the temptation of prostitutes. Afterwards he went to a prayer meeting and ate a meal before going for medical treatment
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,778
@previous (C)
Superstition and mythlore. The Jews, who undoubtedly aided LinCOHEN, wouldn't have the balls.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,780
@previous (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
They don't have the balls because they removed them.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,782
@621,778 (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
Are you going to blame those jews for your retarded fail of sexuality?
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,783
@previous (C)
It's hardly retardation to escape the matriarchal ponzy-scheme modern male heterosexuality is.
I was fortuitous enough to be innately disgusted by women, but I'm sadly not all the way there _if I want to do it safely._
I could cut myself with scizzors, but _the NHS would deliberately leave me to die in a puddle of my blood for trying to eschew said ponzy scheme._
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,790
1,087 men returned home from Landover Baptist Church's nine o'clock service and, using various crude mechanisms, hacked off both of their testicles. "Billy Ray was in a funk after service and went out to his tool shed for a while," recalled Mrs. Suzzanna Beth Simpkins. "I was in the kitchen when I heard him screaming something awful. When I finished putting sprinkles on the cupcakes I was making, I went out to the shed. Lord have mercy! He had used a pair of pliers to pull off his balls!"
The spontaneous outburst of self-castration appears to have been at the behest of the Holy Ghost, Who had apparently been listening to Honorary Pastor Harry Hardwick's rousing sermon that morning. Pastor Hardwick had spoken of the need for men to taint neither their souls nor bodies with frail, conniving women during these precious final days before the Lord Jesus returns to destroy, judge and kill. During the sermon, Pastor Hardwick reminded the men gathered that according to Revelation the ones who had a best shot at heaven were those who had not even allowed a sinful woman to touch their privates. (Revelation 14:3-4). In lieu of such godly willpower, Jesus taught that men should become eunuchs for the Lord by removing their testicles. (Matthew 19:10-12).
Upon hearing that roughly one-tenth of the town's men were suddenly without testicles, Judy O'Christian immediately went into action. Mrs. O'Christian, famed in fourteen counties for being able to preserve everything from pickles to prunes, quickly drafted the help of the Ladies of Landover Auxiliary to carefully place matching sets of testicles in mason jars with formaldehyde.
"I carefully marked each jar," said Mrs. O'Christian, "so that our men folk wouldn't end up with each other's, well, uh, things. I told them to keep them jars with them at all times – even at work or out at restaurants. You never know when the Lord will return and no one wants to be in God's Glory missing stuff. That's why I even sleep in my wig."
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,796
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,800
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Testosterone makes that hard without committing the urge to be sodomized as a substitute.
Although, I take antiandrogens anyway.
Instead, why not remove the impetus?
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Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,806
Wait a minute, male virginity temptations one to be sodomised and LESS testosterone helps with that IN YOUR experience?
This is too much at once to take in.
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,813
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Testosterone is the main determinant of sex-drive, male or female. (Estrogen was shown to make no difference on its own.)
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Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,818
But fapping helps doesn't it? You still a virgin even with porn.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,819
@621,806 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
He is a Scotsman. They wear girly skirts. Expose man parts inviting other men to enter at will.
Scotsman eat Haggis. Haggis is guts aka innards of pigs and sheep. Scotsman figure that if they get other Scotsman to ram them up bung hole, they will become stronger.
Scotsman need brain cells implants.
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,820
@621,818 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
That only eliminates excess T in the short term; it also fuels an addiction which could makes its fluctuations particularly debilitating and self-perpetuating.
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,822
@621,819 (C)
Scots have the highest mean IQ of all other ethnicities in the Celtic group-contingent.
We did invent approximately 1/3rd of the western world with 0.1% of the population; sadly with no similar success in recent centuries due to selective emigration.
I'm not even fully Celtic. 1/2 of my heritage is a mongrelized mixture of Slav and North East Asian.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,827
But surely god loves masculinity and somekind of a ritualized systematic emasculation of little boys is thus satanic
Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#621,840
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
The ethicist in me says that in those cases where it's an appropriate manifestation of free will, then the latter cases should absolutely be permitted.
But yeah, if you mean to say forced ritualized systematic imposition, then that's obviously immoral.
God doesn't love masculinity and femininity as ends of themselves but determines those qualities as innate to you in varying degrees; yes, he even made variations of them within sexes because of course he made everything.
The obtuse proscriptivist form of Christian ethics would say two-simultaneous-gender-paradigm absolution is sacrosanct. I'm not sure if this would be consistent with my deeper reading, of course.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#621,845
Hmmm. I know that not everyone is the same when it comes to this gender stuff and I suppose God created us differently in that respect... but i would still advice everyone to keep their balls, especially little boys for some reason, horrible to imagine them without balls.