Topic: Bitter semen theory

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g started this discussion 11 years ago #47,311

In sissy fantasy literature long ago, a thematic trope known as 'seminal bitterness' predominated the plotlines of many a work.

The theory is simple: the more manly or testosteronic you are, the more bitter and less sweet your cum is.
The relationship goes inversely for femininity -- <T/>E = sweeter, less bitter cum.

Now, my muse is saying this is entirely correlative to the likelihood of dietary choices between the two groups. I'm not entirely convinced, however.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #621,446

Who is your muse?

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #621,448

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Nobody important.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #621,451

@OP
Best you read this top to bottom before you go off the bitter end.
http://gizmodo.com/5917809/the-truth-about-semen

Try Vagina juice next time.

Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #621,452

@previous (C)
But I like bitterness in a man.
The one time I tried a woman, she was rank.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #621,456

@previous (Soupie !FaiGWhdD4g)
> The one time I tried a woman, she was rank.

Perhaps she failed at basic hygiene.
Failed to use soap and water and daily washing.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #621,549

@OP please tell us how you rate the taste of a large, ice cold glass of Domestos.

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