Topic: What is something you have stolen?
|βʒ| Meowth started this discussion 11 years ago #47,247
Alright niggers, it's time to fess up. One thing I have stolen is some fucker's car that kept parking in the spot in front of my house taking up the two spaces where my brother and I would park. Fucking asshole lived in some shitty apartments down the street, and he drove a piece of shit Toyota Tercel. I was patient and did my research. Pay off? Aside from the obvious, I also had fun at Six Flags with his money.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #620,723
I used to break into trains... I broke into a freezer type boxcar and stole a shit load of seafood... Mostly shrimp.
|βʒ| Meowth (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,735
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,791
the angry anons stole my ability to have a nice relationship with Triptych..
Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,792
This jacket I painted onAnonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,814
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,830
I stole lots of gel pens out of other kids desks in 5th grade.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,844
I stole £2,000 worth of Heroes Season 1-2 DVDS box sets when I was 15
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,845
alcohol several times, banned for life from my local supermarket
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,856
Nothing. Feels good, man.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,857
Stolen.
A Girls heart.
Several actually.
As Kidlett some chewing gum- lots of chewing gum. Caught in class chewing gum and teacher said I could only if I had enough for the rest of the class.
Next day everyone in class was chewing gum.
A Girls heart.
Several actually.
As Kidlett some chewing gum- lots of chewing gum. Caught in class chewing gum and teacher said I could only if I had enough for the rest of the class.
Next day everyone in class was chewing gum.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,870
@previous (Syntax)
I bet your teacher felt pretty silly, encouraging juvenile delinquency, instigating robbery, and wasting a whole day of teaching.
I bet your teacher felt pretty silly, encouraging juvenile delinquency, instigating robbery, and wasting a whole day of teaching.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,874
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No clue how she felt but she went along with me handing out the gum. Do not remember if she participated.
I did come up with some phony story about how I got that gum. Years later I ended up getting a job as a check out and stocking clerk in the same market. Back then you had to join the union and one of the benefits was hourly bonus for working part time. I ran down a shoplifter stealing cigarettes. If it had been gum? Anyone the manager let him go because the guy was just trying to exchange the cigarettes to feed his family.
No clue how she felt but she went along with me handing out the gum. Do not remember if she participated.
I did come up with some phony story about how I got that gum. Years later I ended up getting a job as a check out and stocking clerk in the same market. Back then you had to join the union and one of the benefits was hourly bonus for working part time. I ran down a shoplifter stealing cigarettes. If it had been gum? Anyone the manager let him go because the guy was just trying to exchange the cigarettes to feed his family.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,878
@previous (Syntax)
Yeah, apparently nowadays a store can be sued if a clerk pursues a shoplifter. Time has fucked us all.
Yeah, apparently nowadays a store can be sued if a clerk pursues a shoplifter. Time has fucked us all.
|βʒ| Meowth (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,887
@620,857 (Syntax)
@620,874 (Syntax)
That's pretty funny. Nowadays if a kid tried that I'm sure the teacher would ensure mad butthurt.
@620,874 (Syntax)
That's pretty funny. Nowadays if a kid tried that I'm sure the teacher would ensure mad butthurt.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,899
why can't the store staff just shoot them, especially if it was texas where you are allowed to shoot theives
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,907
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
i'd say it's because murder is generally frowned upon in most parts of the world
i'd say it's because murder is generally frowned upon in most parts of the world
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,935
i accidentally stole a passion fruit from Safeway this year
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,956
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,961
None of my possessions are stolen.
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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,964
@620,935 (M)Really?
@620,956 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
LoL
I still do not get why that fruit is called Passion Fruit other then it comes from the Passion flower. Only ones I have tried are very sour - And if some how an open fruit is supposed to resemble a Vagina? I am a loss for words if this is the case.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,973
Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #621,110
@620,964 (Syntax)
The one I stole was sour so I threw it out. The ones I pick from trees are usually very sweet and tart and great. You don't get good ones at market here
@620,956 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It was a crime of Passion yes
The one I stole was sour so I threw it out. The ones I pick from trees are usually very sweet and tart and great. You don't get good ones at market here
@620,956 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It was a crime of Passion yes
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #621,120
Canti joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #621,152
i steal copper wire all the time, never have gotten arrested for it because of all the sandniggers
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #621,161
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #621,197
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #621,312
8 bottles of vodka in one day from the same place
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #621,321
@621,152 (Canti)
I made a doll out of the copper wire scraps that were all over when our house was being built. It disappeared at some point. I wonder how much it was worth?
I made a doll out of the copper wire scraps that were all over when our house was being built. It disappeared at some point. I wonder how much it was worth?
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #621,604
one time this chick was letting me crash at her place because I had nowhere else and her trash can was always overflowing
there was a grocery store down the street that had some construction work going on behind it and I noticed a trash can on the site similar to the one she had
I snagged it for her and all our beer bottles no longer cluttered the front lawn
there was a grocery store down the street that had some construction work going on behind it and I noticed a trash can on the site similar to the one she had
I snagged it for her and all our beer bottles no longer cluttered the front lawn
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #621,628
@OP
You stole a car? That's an expensive thing to steal. I stopped talking to someone who stole a bicycle but that is a different league.
Would you call yourself a cunt? Do you regret it? What is 6 flags?
You stole a car? That's an expensive thing to steal. I stopped talking to someone who stole a bicycle but that is a different league.
Would you call yourself a cunt? Do you regret it? What is 6 flags?
|βʒ| Meowth (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #621,632
@620,935 (M)
I have unintentionally stolen a few things over the years. Usually just not even thinking. At times I catch myself about to pocket things when I'm having trouble holding them all in my hands.
@621,312 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Damn son, where'd you find this?
@621,604 (D)
This seems like a productive steal lol.
@previous (S)
When you're ghetto, it's nothing unusual.
> Would you call yourself a cunt? Do you regret it? What is 6 flags?
Yes, I consider myself scum. No, I don't regret anything except for the emotional pain I've put several people through back when I was too crazy. Six Flags is an amusement park with very fun roller coasters!
I have unintentionally stolen a few things over the years. Usually just not even thinking. At times I catch myself about to pocket things when I'm having trouble holding them all in my hands.
@621,312 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Damn son, where'd you find this?
@621,604 (D)
This seems like a productive steal lol.
@previous (S)
When you're ghetto, it's nothing unusual.
> Would you call yourself a cunt? Do you regret it? What is 6 flags?
Yes, I consider myself scum. No, I don't regret anything except for the emotional pain I've put several people through back when I was too crazy. Six Flags is an amusement park with very fun roller coasters!