Topic: Who is B**t?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #47,204

I never see him/her post but people always mention him/her.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #620,385

Hurry up and answer somebody.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,386

When you read anon posts with ..and more.. and bragging about being a southern gentleman..and more .. and even more..
He drinks a lot. More then a lot. Sets his sights on women on the net and will just hold on for dear life trying to get inside their girl parts.

Can be a good guy but all to often is so totally drunk. He lives for Wendy's burgers and not much more.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,387

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,388

@620,386 (B)
Ok, I just don't see how you know so much about this poster and why there are so many topics about the guy.
@previous (C)
More like Angry Berts....

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,389

Shit thread

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,390

@previous (D)
Gtfo out of it then.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,392

@620,388 (A)
Because I have 15 years of experience with him. Much as a net buddy. But he is pron to spamming boards when he gets drunk and I abhor spamming.
I try my best to get him to pay attention because often he ends up being banned by mods. When he is sober he has a great sense of humor. People make fun of him which is his fault but he only likes women and posts about gay are just flames. He will end up getting in much hot water here because the owner and top mod are both female and they will just not stand for him abusing females.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,393

@previous (B)
Wow, 15 years. Well, thanks for the answer and fuck all the people that think this is a shit thread.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,394

@previous (A)
It is a shit thread, just like all your other threads about Bert today.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,395

@previous (D)
I made one previously asking this same exact question and it was deleted, moron. Stop assuming and start thinking.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,397

@previous (A)
We already have a poster to post 20 threads a day about Bert. Why would you post more?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,398

@620,395 (A)
Perhaps deleted back when he was banned.

Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,400

@620,397 (D)
Have to laff at you only because there are 10 topics a day about Groundhog day and so far no one has cried foul.
Me I think its 9 topics a day to many and they are trying to hard to make it a meme

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,401

@previous (B)
There is 1 topic per groundhog day. Are you saying there shouldn't be a Christmas thread at Christmas?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,402

@620,397 (D)
Obviously, I was curious as of why there were so many topics about him and wondered who the fuck it was. Problem?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,405

@previous (A)
It seems odd that you respond to a spam theme by adding your own spam.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,406

@previous (D)
How so is this spam? I wasn't even the first person to mention the name "Bert".

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,407

@620,401 (D)
Groundhog Day is still the WORST movie of all time.
9 (1 new) 26 5 hours
News just in: Groundhog Day cancelled

Anonymous A (OP) posted the topic It's the day Minichan deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 4 hours ago

4 more if you look at yesterday

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,414

FUCK YOU

Anonymous E double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #620,416

This is Bert

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #620,425

New ground hogspam
https://minichan.org/topic/47207

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #620,434

@previous (F)
Fuck off.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #620,436

@620,416 (E)
Hubba hubba. No wonder posters can't keep his name out their threads.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #620,437

he's a drunk like cooter brown

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #620,440

@620,400 (B)
I'll cry foul. It's a shit meme and whoever is trying to force it must have a really boring life to think it's funny.

That said, you can usually spot the threads from the headline, so it's easy enough to avoid.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #620,443

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Foul?

Topic: Christmas thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #47,207
It's Groundhog Day.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,445

@620,440 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What if there's more than one groundhog? And are you mad because its matt spamming?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,455

@previous (I)
It's the dumbest holiday premise ever: rodent comes out a hole and looks for evidence of his existence. Fucking wow!

I wouldn't be surprised if it is matt, but I thought he was currently banned?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,459

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Next one is Feb 2 2016

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,463

If Bert is sober enough to see his shadow without pissing, then winter will end shortly.

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,469

@620,455 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I've never actually watched the movie, but you sound upset about it.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,472

@previous (I)
Nah, I mean the actual holiday. I think they chose that name/setting for the movie because it's such a dumb tradition that being the worst day of your life wouldn't seem too far-fetched.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,490

@620,392 (B)

> Because I have 15 years of experience with him.

Do you know any other numbers apart from 15?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,492

@previous (K)

> > Because I have 15 years of experience with him.
>
> Do you know any other numbers apart from 15?

LOL
This is a clear case of Co~wink~e~dink
Could also be its now 16 years - However good catch