Topic: #foxnewsfacts -Cornwall is a tourist attraction as a wall made of corn
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #47,194
The television news channel expert Steve Emerson, a self-styled terrorism expert, declared, Cornwall is a tourist attraction as a wall made of corn. He also said the British city of Birmingham to be populated entirely by Muslims.
http://www.westbriton.co.uk/foxnewsfacts-Cornwall-wall-corn-Penzance-pirates/story-25842499-detail/story.html
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #620,356
That's just the spark, son. The excuse we've been waiting for. Cornwall's wanted this meme for years. The people who created the Pasty- they knew memes were good for the tourism. Centuries years later, their legacy lingers on…
They left us their great pasty recipes! Steak! Pork and apple! Large! Welcome meals for those with no faith- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself- You're Cornish! You're number one! Then the only value left is pound- the tourism industry. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even memes. Especially memes.
The Pasty planted the seed -- we don't need to rely on it to filter and foster our memes any longer. We're bringing them in just fine ourselves. Every Cornish man, woman and child… We're all sons of the Pasty now!
We just need something to jump start the tourism out of this funk. This downturn it's been stuck in since the fall of Labour.
Idiot American newsmen, walls of Corn… Tourism creators, OP! All those tourists spending money, buying Pasties… Trust me, a little meme can work wonders.
They left us their great pasty recipes! Steak! Pork and apple! Large! Welcome meals for those with no faith- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself- You're Cornish! You're number one! Then the only value left is pound- the tourism industry. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even memes. Especially memes.
The Pasty planted the seed -- we don't need to rely on it to filter and foster our memes any longer. We're bringing them in just fine ourselves. Every Cornish man, woman and child… We're all sons of the Pasty now!
We just need something to jump start the tourism out of this funk. This downturn it's been stuck in since the fall of Labour.
Idiot American newsmen, walls of Corn… Tourism creators, OP! All those tourists spending money, buying Pasties… Trust me, a little meme can work wonders.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,358
> We're all sons of the Pasty now!
I so want a taste of real Cornish pasties.
Going to see if I can have them shipped by Fed Express.
I so want a taste of real Cornish pasties.
Going to see if I can have them shipped by Fed Express.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,360
> The county of Cornwall was named after a giant wall of corn that they used to fend off Vikings in World War 2 #FoxNewsFacts
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