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Topic: Apple, Google and other companies will be banned from using secure encryption in the UK.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #47,148

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11970391/Internet-firms-to-be-banned-from-offering-out-of-reach-communications-under-new-laws.html

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #619,867

wat

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,868

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Also, sugar may soon be taxed along with the banning of any substance that can create a psychoactive effect accept alcohol, tobacco and caffeine. Even fucking China is starting to look like a freer country.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,871

loluk

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,900

spoiler alert: this is not actually going to happen

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,902

I feel much more sorry for those stuck in Falklands.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,903

@619,900 (D)
It will.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,904

@previous (A)
it really wont

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,918

@619,900 (D)
Why not?

|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,919

@619,900 (D)
I'm gonna place my wager on this as well.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,920

@619,918 (F)
because its insane, they say they want to forbid end-to-end encryption which means HTTPS/SSL. this means that hackers will LOVE this ruling. will make it so easy to steal passwords/bank accounts.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,929

maybe UK should get a constitution with outlined rights in it

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,931

@619,920 (D)
hacker-enforced government transparency wouldn't be so bad, but of course the ruling would exempt government communications "for matters of national security" lol

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,933

@619,929 (Sheila LaBoof)

> america thinks it's free

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,935

@previous (I)
enjoy your porn-
oh wait, you can't unless you're alone in your own home.

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,936

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

people view porn in public?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,940

@previous (I)
hotels

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,941

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> being sad enough to watch porn while on holiday

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,132

those hotels should just install a suck machine in the walls already, fuck

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,138

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
They do, his name is bert

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,157

Posting in a Svet thread

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,242

We have yet to hear Killer Lettuce's view on this.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,247

@previous (A)
> outright fishing for my opinion
Now I'm definitely not going to say anything, because this is likely a trap. Nice try, though.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,248

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
So you support Theresa May in pushing forward this bill? I thought you liberals would be opposed to having your freedom eroded away.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,249

@previous (A)
And there it is. You have telegraphed your intention, troll, and I have evaded you like Phatom Miria herself. You shall have to up your game if you want to catch me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,252

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I actually had genuine intentions behind this thread.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,253

@previous (A)
Be that as it may, trying to speak seriously with you has always proven to be a waste of time. Sorry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,254

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Who do you think I am lol?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,255

@previous (A)
You calling me a liberal and posting news about the UK makes me assume you are Svet.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,296

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Don't forget the obvious Svet typo in @619,868 (A)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,302

@previous (K)
Killer Lettuce talks big, but as soon as you oppose his liberal ideals he starts whining about his Cornish heritage and how he is an oppressed minority. Londoners should be considered a minority too.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,305

@previous (A)
Hahaha, u wot m8?

If I ever said anything about being a Cornish minority, it was a joke.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,308

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

You are a minority though

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,309

@previous (L)
Joking about caring, I mean.

Yes, Cornish is officially recognised as a minority. But I don't feel it's on the same level as foreign people living in the UK. So it doesn't really matter to me.

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,310

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Minority is not the same as foreign, racist fat oaf.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,311

@previous (L)
I think you have misunderstood my point, good sir or madam.

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,312

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

And you call yourself a Cornwelshman...

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,313

@previous (L)
I have never referred to myself as a Matt schtick, no.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,317

the Corns are fine people

|βʒ| Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,322

@620,311 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,323

@620,305 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
You frequently derail food threads saying how other posters are discriminating against you because you like pasties. You demand that other posters only call it a Cornish pasty if it comes from Cornwall then you start rage posting when they don't.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,326

> still doesn't realize that Shitarse was a shtick.
> still thinks Svet posts here.

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,327

@620,313 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Who is Matt?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,357

@620,323 (A)
Pasty classification is serious business, you retard. It's a matter of fundamental logic. If you insist on getting it wrong then you might as well go around saying that the sky is the floor, and you would be just as fucking retarded.

@620,326 (M)
Yes, we all know ShitArse was schtick, you silly.

Svet is usually quite right wing, but it's obvious to anyone that things like "this Jewish man giving out coffee is a Mossad agent" are obviously an act.

@620,322 (|βʒ| Meowth)
Thank you, child.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,361

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Do you like cruises?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,363

@previous (A)
No- In fact, I am famous for rarely boarding them.

|βʒ| Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,366

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Can vouch. This is how I originally knew you.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,367

@620,326 (M)
False.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,368

@620,366 (|βʒ| Meowth)
What are you referring to?

|βʒ| Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,370

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
@620,361 (A)

> Do you like cruises?

@620,363 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

> I am famous for rarely boarding them.

This. I was just backing up your statement. :(

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,371

@620,363 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
What about ruse cruises?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,372

@previous (A)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,464

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
nice

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,534

@620,372 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,537

@previous (Green)
My gosh- I have been utterly rused by Green! I did not even realise I was aboard this cruise until I was miles out at sea!

I like your picture, by the way. You did a good job to track down the one photo of me that has been posted.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,540

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)

It was one of the top Google image results and it came from this site.

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #620,546

@previous (Green)
Smegma (or however you spell it) randomly drew it a few years ago. I don't think it was reposted much, so I'm surprised it showed up.

Google being very good at its job, I suppose...

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