Topic: Virgins of Minichan: What is the secret to actually staying a virgin?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #47,143

Tell us non-virgins how you guys do it so well.

Thanks in advance

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #619,825

1. Never interact with members of the opposite sex unless absolutely necessary
2. Watch a lot of pornography.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,826

don't get raped

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,827

@619,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How does it feel failing at the one thing our bodies are naturally designed to do?

Does it make you feel pathetic?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,828

@previous (A)

it's not like you have sex with anyone worth a shit

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,829

@previous (C)
Everyone is worth something :)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,830

@619,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> 1. Never interact with members of the opposite sex unless absolutely necessary
> 2. Watch a lot of pornography.

I do these things anyway and still manage to get women to have sex with me.

Surely you are hiding the true secrets of virginity

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,831

@previous (A)

you want the truth, some people just have poor social skills/are antisocial

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,832

@previous (C)
I have poor social skills and I'm also antisocial.

Some virgins have great social skills and social lives.

This isn't the true secret to virginity.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,833

@previous (A)

you are not truly antisocial if you want to interact with people

for me i simply don't give a fuck

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,834

@619,827 (A)
No I save a lot of money and stressby by not interacting with women.
@619,830 (A)
Ok so how are you regularly interacting with women if you claim you only do so when absolutely necessary?

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,836

Why are you interacting with women? The lastest evidence shows that they are just another form of reptilian.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #619,852

@619,834 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
There should be no stress when communicating with women. They're only women after all.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #619,853

@previous (A)
Reptilian people do not exist sorry

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #619,854

@619,852 (A)
That is not answering my question and not particularly useful advice.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,859

@619,853 (A)
Don't be naive.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,875

itt: virgins pretending they've had sex

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,876

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

i haven't had sex

all i want is to smell a girl's armpit who hasn't washed in a month

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,879

Step 1: after turning 37 years old, move back in with your mother.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,880

@previous (F)

you're practically dead at 37, more like, never move out

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,953

@619,827 (A)
the one thing? Really?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,959

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
The ONE thing!

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,962

@previous (D)
topics like this kill me. it's like a blind person bragging to other blind people that he once saw sunlight for a brief moment

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,964

ITT: people who have had sex pretending they are virgins

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,979

@previous (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)

> ITT: people who have had sex pretending they are virgins

qft

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,983

Being born asexual, it was quite easy. I've had my chances, boy but I turned them all down because I don't get pleasure at all by sticking my dick in anything.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,984

@previous (J)

when you grow up, you will enjoy post rock

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,001

@previous (C)
Already am older and I dislike any rock.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,002

@619,964 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
Oh my god, I have so had sex it feels like a bag of sand.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,063

@620,001 (J)
congratulations, you are a faggot.

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,082

@620,002 (Green)
sounds unpleasant

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,151

@620,063 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Actually, I would be a faggot if I listened to rock. I listen to real music, chump.

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Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,153

@previous (J)
what do u call real music

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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,154

@previous (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
its probably k-pop

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,158

@620,151 (J)
You cannot discount all rock music and still say that you listen to "real" music. All music is "real" music, except dubstep, which is scientifically proven to be nothing but loud noises.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,163

@620,153 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
Jazz and classical music is real music. Everything else is just music.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,170

@previous (J)
can't you make that distinction more easily by just saying instrumental music? I bet you are one of those fools who listens to "smooth jazz" or likes miles Davis but hates bitches brew

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,260

@620,163 (J)

you need to open your mind son

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,276

@620,163 (J)
oh dear