Topic: the essential bert...just so you know..

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #47,134

I was raised by a Christian man and woman...and I have worked ninety percent of the time since I was sixteen..

I have never raped anyone and I hold the door for ladies who are entering an establishment after me..

I have a generallly non violent attitude...though I do not bow down to anyone who tries to bully me..

and...I am all about the ladies..

the more you know..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #619,730

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,732

@previous (B)
would you like some toast to go along with all that jelly..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,733

@OP
> and...I am all about the ladies..
No you are all about getting drunk.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,735

@previous (C)
that is but a fraction of all that is me..

I'm sorry you are so simple thgat you can not understand life...you moron..

how sad it must be to be so simple..

|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,740

@OP

> and...I am all about the ladies..

It's a shame they're not about you at all.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,746

@previous (|βʒ| Meowth)
I think deep down they all think it would be hot to be with me..

they just don't wish to be seen as 'easy'...which I can respect..

|βʒ| Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,747

@previous (A)
You are a true comedian my friend, please keep feeding me more lulz.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,758

@619,746 (A)
How are things going with becky? Is she still playing hard to get?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #619,777

@previous (E)
I am not tring to 'get her'..

I am just letting her know I think she is the coolest...and that I care about her trials and tribulations..

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,814

@OP

> I was raised by a gay man and whore woman...and I have not held a job steadily ninety percent of the time since I was sixteen..
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> I have raped animals and I never hold the door for ladies who are entering an establishment after me..
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> I have a generallly violent attitude...though I do bow down to anyone who tries to bully me, those niggers really curbstomped my ass..
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> and...I am all about the cocks..
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> the more you know..

Ftfy

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #619,887

@OP
There are plenty of lazy Christian rapists.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,177

@previous (G)
stfu you stup0id atheist scum..

you NEED your damn ass beat until you recognize Christ is King..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #620,185

@previous (A)
If you really believe in Christ?
You would turn sober.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,200

@previous (H)
Christ turned water into wine...not wine into water..

go figure..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,204

@previous (A)
hey he said not to get drunk u can drink but don't drink to excess don't twist the words of Christ
U know who else twisted the words of the Lord? satan when he confronted Christ in the desert

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,214

@previous (I)
I know you have made posts which twist the true message of Christ...and yes you will be held accountable on Judgement Day..

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,227

@previous (A)
No I will be rapturing up to heaven thanks
U still have time to repent

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,259

@620,177 (A)
If your imaginary "Christ" is so powerful, why can't he do it himself? Why does he need a fat alcoholic rapist to defend him?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,263

@previous (G)
damlol

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,268

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Banana.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,271

@previous (Green)
Well done, one atheist stuck a banana up his bum. Meanwhile, over in Christianity...

A sincere belief that the world was flooded and that all modern species come from two-parent genepools.

God being thrawted by iron chariots.

Jesus assaulting a fig tree.

A town in America declaring God to be the head of the local government.

People like Pat Robertson.

There was even one proud Christian who preferred his Bibles buttered.

Need I go on?

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,273

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I meant that the banana argument proves there is a God. The banana fits perfectly into a monkey's hand, coincidence? The monkey has to open the banana, almost like it is contained in a natural package. What a coincidence, or was that banana designed for the monkey by a God?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,274

@previous (Green)
You should look into the guy who made that argument. Ray Comfort was his name.

He's regarded by some as a bit of a fringe loon, as Christians go.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,275

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ok, that was a bit of a St Michael because I do believe in evolution, but how did the banana evolve?

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,277

its a bit sad when your own self description has to contain the line "I have never raped anyone".

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,283

@620,275 (Green)
Very slowly, I'd imagine.

There's probably a proper explanation out there, if you're interested.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,285

@620,277 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
O lol'd.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,306

@620,283 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

It evolved via artificial selection to be easily eaten by humans

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,503

@620,277 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
Iam sorry...I don't think you heard me right...I didn't ask you to dance..

I said you look fat in those pants..

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #620,504

@previous (A)
Yo bert it looks as if your UID is remaining stable currently.
Both key mods on TC are mystified why you are having posting issues.
They wood like you to borrow a work mates device and give posting a try.

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #620,536

@620,503 (A)

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