Topic: The first times I smoked weed

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,709

Way back when I was 14-years-old (I'm 18 now), I smoked weed for the first time. I do not suggest smoking weed at a young age like me because your brain is still developing and you risk doing serious damage. Anyway, the first few times it was a joint (weed and tobacco). Being so young, I didn't inhale, so I didn't get stoned.

Then my friend took me to this crazy man, literally squatting in a run down house. He offered me a pipe, I obliged. He held it up and light it for me. Obviously, when smoking a pipe, it's impossible to avoid inhaling. After that, we sat down and watched some VHS tapes.

Then all of a sudden, it hit me. It was like someone had taken down the frames per second. Like, my brain was updating what I was seeing every few seconds, so I was seeing things in super slow motion, know what I mean? I panicked. The crazy man offered me a lie down, afraid that he was after my little butthole, I declined. We left.

The next 2-3 times I smoked weed (age 14), the same thing happened. It was insane! I would smoke the tiniest bit of bud, then nothing would happen. I walk down the street and then it hits me! Everything goes super super slow. (It's really hard to explain.) Having never experienced drugs before, it was really scary to me.

Fortunately, these experiences stopped me from smoking weed until I reached 16-17, then I started again and haven't experienced this since (though I wish I could!). Has anyone else experienced this? Is there an explanation for what I am describing?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #83,505

I kind of know what you're saying, when I first started in 7th grade I'd experience something similar. Anyway, you're a pussy, that took you two years to get past?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #83,508

The first time I smoked I was around 16. It was at a fat drug dealing Satanists house and the pot was so strong, I thought that my legs had turned into fake legs made out of popsickle sticks. I was so freaked out, that I sprawled out on a couch and made my best friend hold my toes apart.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #83,515

@83,505 (B)

> that took you two years to get past?

I couldn't really get it for that time either.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #83,517

@83,508 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I love you.

I just went to a friend of my two friends' house and smoked a few hits from a bong, a few hits from a bowl, and a few hits from a blunt. I didn't recognize the high then and was just kind of excited/happy, quite possibly placebo. I also don't think I inhaled so great.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #83,522

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Did you stumble around and eat things?

ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #83,537

The first time I smoked was intense intense. The second time, which was 3 years later, was kinda like that too. I went on facebook and was like "WHAT DO I DO? I'M BORED" and someone told me to go for a walk. So I ran as fast as I could down my hill, a fairly steep, long hill, and it felt really beautiful. I was really tired on the way back so I decided to lie down on the sidewalk under a tree. It was night time. The leaves were purple and then they started changing colours. I felt like i was there for hours. I walked back home, giggling at everyone I saw, feeling happy, and went to bed. the end

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #83,705

@OP

He gave you weed with meth in it. Kids these days are so fucking stupid, they will take anything to get a high.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #83,707

I was convinced by a carebear that smoking weed was cool.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #83,708

@previous (G)
That's ironic because our favorite MC'er here smoked weed for the first time today.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #83,709

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
I hope it went well. The first time I smoked, I started eating my foot skin, but I couldn't stop. I got the munchies and started gnawing on my foot! I didn't stop until I had eaten up to the ankle. Now I have a pegleg. :(

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #83,813

@previous (G)
That shit's intense. Are you sure it wasn't just a cigarette dipped in PCP?

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