Topic: I wish I still believed in Santa Claus.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,960

Christmas just isn't the same without him in my life.

I wish I had children to celebrate the holidays all over again.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #618,137

Does Santa have any connections to the UN? His unsupervised distribution of items and complete disregard for borders must cause legal problems.

I would have thought that one of the the stronger evil countries like China or Russia would have tried to arrest him or something by now.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,146

@previous (B)
Santa's distribution of items is monitored by NORAD.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,148

I, for one, still believe in Satan.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,155

Just got a PM. Santa is reptilian.

Block your chimney.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,362

@previous (B)
Why do we hate the reptilians again?
Shouldn't we try our best to welcome them and inseminate them into our culture and society?

That most certainly is better than exterminating them all.

@618,148 (D)
There was a movie where Santa Claus took on the devil. I forgot the title of it, but it was fucking weird. I think it might have had a MST3K/Rifftax too.

@618,137 (B)
If China or Russia arrested Santa Claus then it'll create an international incident.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,363

hey guys

guys

why is santa's sack so big?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,365

@previous (E)
Let's not do this.
He has blue balls.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,367

Dammit Catherine. I love you so be honest with yourself!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #618,371

@618,362 (A)
> Why do we hate the reptilians again?

Minichan