Topic: My 18 year old friend just got this in her OkCupid inbox
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc started this discussion 15 years ago #469
After answering hundreds of questions, the system has calculated that we are a 61% match. I calculate if you'd take a chance and have sex with an older man, you would be glad you did! Nothing long term, just you and me having fun together once in a while. So why would you do this? Because I'm older, I have many years of experience pleasing women sexually. If you accept my offer, I promise you won't be disappointed. I am a well dressed, clean, disease free, professional business man. I manage offices in Palm Desert and Hemet for one of the largest investment firms on the West Coast. I work out hard on my elliptical trainer and train at martial arts 5 times per week. I am a 3rd Degree Black Belt in Shotokan Karate and I have more stamina and my fitness level is better than any guy half my age. I am intelligent, articulate, thoughtful, and good listener. If you are interested in having a few drinks, some good conversation and a few laughs, hit me up. If we hit it off, I'll introduce you to a real 7 1/4 inches of man, and thick, 6 inches around, and I know how to use it. You will not be disappointed, I can promise you that. My name is Ray and you can also email [email protected] or you can text me at 760-333-8657. My schedule is flexible and I am free on weekends. It takes me 75 minutes to drive to [*not telling where she lives*] so it would be easy to meet you.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #8,715
Hey at least the dude tries, and is honest that 18 year old girls are attractive.
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,716
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I'm pretty horrified.
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
No offense but you seem like someone who would write a letter like that.
And not all 18 year old girls are attractive oh my god
I'm pretty horrified.
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
No offense but you seem like someone who would write a letter like that.
And not all 18 year old girls are attractive oh my god
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,718
NYPA.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,722
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> implying there is any other way to meet girls
> implying there is any other way to meet girls
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,724
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Why is he a creep?
Why is he a creep?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,725
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,728
@8,716 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
You have his email perfect trolling opportunity.
Post pics of his dick here.
You have his email perfect trolling opportunity.
Post pics of his dick here.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,729
@8,724 (E)
A creep is someone who lives a lifestyle differently than him and has differetn viewpoints from him.
A creep is someone who lives a lifestyle differently than him and has differetn viewpoints from him.
Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,731
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,737
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> Having to look for the girls on the internet is rather pathetic.
We made our profiles for shits and giggles.
@8,722 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Hahaha not for some people
> Having to look for the girls on the internet is rather pathetic.
We made our profiles for shits and giggles.
@8,722 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Hahaha not for some people
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,738
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,742
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> implying all men do not actually think that in their heads, and he was not just honest enough to say it
> implying all men do not actually think that in their heads, and he was not just honest enough to say it
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,745
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,753
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Are you not sexually attracted to 18 year old girls?
Are you not sexually attracted to 18 year old girls?
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,756
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,760
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,761
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,762
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lol I admit, anytime I see any attractive woman, all I can think about is the naughty and nasty things I would do to her in bed. I admit it. I confess.
lol I admit, anytime I see any attractive woman, all I can think about is the naughty and nasty things I would do to her in bed. I admit it. I confess.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,763
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,769
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,770
@8,729 (F)
it would seem...
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she is way too old to be my daughter... what are you talking about? Where does the man state his age?
@8,745 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Where does the man state his age?
it would seem...
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she is way too old to be my daughter... what are you talking about? Where does the man state his age?
@8,745 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Where does the man state his age?
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,773
@8,762 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
@8,763 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
On top of a farting fetish, you sure have the right state of mind for getting women don't you
@8,763 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
On top of a farting fetish, you sure have the right state of mind for getting women don't you
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,775
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,781
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,782
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,790
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It's not?
It's not?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,794
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lol it is fun for all involved!
lol it is fun for all involved!
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,795
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,807
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I've heard the same.
Even after a few first times.
I've heard the same.
Even after a few first times.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,808
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that's part of the fun...
that's part of the fun...
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,809
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Were they small or was he just big?
Were they small or was he just big?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,810
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Well, I am not talking about cervix-slamming per se, just about sex with hot chicks.
Well, I am not talking about cervix-slamming per se, just about sex with hot chicks.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,819
Oops didn't think first post web through.
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The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,822
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
As if most men do not want to get hot young chicks drunk and have sex with them.
As if most men do not want to get hot young chicks drunk and have sex with them.
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,832
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
There's a line?
There's a line you don't cross and that's crossing it?
Your cluelessness is starting to remind me of Scatman and that's very bad.
There's a line?
There's a line you don't cross and that's crossing it?
Your cluelessness is starting to remind me of Scatman and that's very bad.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,833
@8,822 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Yea, most don't. I'd want to fuck them, but I don't want to get them drunk first. I also wouldn't go after girls half my age (for legal reasons).
Yea, most don't. I'd want to fuck them, but I don't want to get them drunk first. I also wouldn't go after girls half my age (for legal reasons).
jump !VIfloDyEYo double-posted this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,835
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,837
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What's your length? You're into asians aren't you? That might paritally explain it.
What's your length? You're into asians aren't you? That might paritally explain it.
Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,839
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,844
@8,832 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
What do you mean? So what if the guy wants to have sex. She can just say no. I am not a Puritan American. I do not believe that sex is inherently sinful, nasty, and bad, like most people do.
What do you mean? So what if the guy wants to have sex. She can just say no. I am not a Puritan American. I do not believe that sex is inherently sinful, nasty, and bad, like most people do.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,848
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,856
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Well, maybe he is violating conventions. I will give you that. But I do not personally feel that that makes him creepy or immoral.
Well, maybe he is violating conventions. I will give you that. But I do not personally feel that that makes him creepy or immoral.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,867
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If he were actually stalking her, then it would be different, yes.
If he were actually stalking her, then it would be different, yes.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih triple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,880
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Ok, I can understand your point.
Ok, I can understand your point.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,884
Is sucking a little girl's cock creepy? @previous
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,889
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,207
George Cloony is no spring chicken, but many young women find him attractive.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,213
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,254
I hope he enjoys invites to extreme political parties, because his inbox is soon to become full of them.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,544
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Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,560
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,605
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,608
Eh I can see how she'd be weirded out but I don't think he's a creep. It's a website to hook up with people and I'm sure he sends out lots of emails. Guy just wants to get laid, she doesn't have to reply to the email.
Also, your friend must be hot for him to want to drive 75 minutes to fuck her. I'd rather masturbate and use the remaining 74 minutes to play battlefield.
Also, your friend must be hot for him to want to drive 75 minutes to fuck her. I'd rather masturbate and use the remaining 74 minutes to play battlefield.
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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,619
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
That is because you are a forever alone faggot.
No offence.
Peace.
That is because you are a forever alone faggot.
No offence.
Peace.
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,621
> I calculate if you'd take a chance and have sex with an older man, you would be glad you did!Pic related.
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Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,632
@9,619 (N)
Weird because I live with my girlfriend. Sounds like UMAD bro. Try lurking more.
Weird because I live with my girlfriend. Sounds like UMAD bro. Try lurking more.
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Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,633
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,634
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,635
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Nah, i wasnt the guy boasting about having a wank and playing battlefield instead of travelling to meet a girl.
How is your gamerscore, bro?
Nah, i wasnt the guy boasting about having a wank and playing battlefield instead of travelling to meet a girl.
How is your gamerscore, bro?
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,636
@previous (N)
I don't know what a gamerscore is. And I wasn't boasting, I was just saying that driving 75 minutes is ridiculous. I'm sorry that you can't meet women in your hometown, and I'm sorry you hate video games. Your life sounds terrible.
I don't know what a gamerscore is. And I wasn't boasting, I was just saying that driving 75 minutes is ridiculous. I'm sorry that you can't meet women in your hometown, and I'm sorry you hate video games. Your life sounds terrible.
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Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,637
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Hmm, Im married. I dont believe I have revealed any details about my life, bar laughing at your posts.
Carry on though, Im sure you find yourself funny.
Hmm, Im married. I dont believe I have revealed any details about my life, bar laughing at your posts.
Carry on though, Im sure you find yourself funny.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,638
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,640
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,641
God you guys are such pathetic losers, i've been living on Mars with my trillionaire three-armed boyfriend for almost a thousand years.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,649
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,650
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totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,671
It's not really a creepy email, just desperate.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,690
Lol wtf that shit is creepy as shit yo.
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,699
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,857
> Name> Phone number
> Email address
Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,870
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,129
I've seen some 18-year-old girls that look like babies in the face. I've seen some that look about 25-30.
Not that I find females attractive...
Not that I find females attractive...
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,135
@previous (T)
i know a 20 year old that looks 12 but i get the feeling that when she's 40 she'll look 80
i know a 20 year old that looks 12 but i get the feeling that when she's 40 she'll look 80