Minichan

Topic: Should I get a lobotomy?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 11 years ago #46,890

I heard it can void a person of all identity and opinions.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes! 2 22%
No. 1 11%
Sprite. 1 11%
Boners. 1 11%
Kill yourself. 4 44%

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #617,340

I don't think they even perform those anymore.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #617,341

-.-

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #617,342

@OP
It would be pointless. You already have no identity or opinions.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #617,344

@617,340 (Green)
All you need is a friend with an icepick or other long, sharp implement.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #617,346

They would have no frontal lobe to remove.

Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #617,361

@617,342 (D)
damlol

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,376

@617,342 (D)
Makes me sad

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,385

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,428

@617,376 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
What is a lobotomy?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,434

@617,346 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
somebody beat u to that joke and theirs landed better and was more biting

@617,342 (D)
haha burn ooooo

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,436

@617,428 (Meowth)
Turns your frontal lobe of brain to pudding.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,439

@617,428 (Meowth)
they'd stick (like literally) an ice pick between your eyeball and your eye socket and stab it into the soft tissue until it hits a pretty thin spot on your skull inside the ocular cavity. once in position they lay the ice pick in line with your nose, and with a small ball-peen hammer drive it half a foot or so into your brain. the ice pick is then rotated around by the handle in a circular fashion, thus severing a section of brain called the frontal-lobe which interrupts the function of the pre-frontal cortex (the you part of you.)

take a cup of jello with a lid, leave the lid ON and stab it with an ice pick. now rotate the handle in a circle and you'll see it sever a cone of jello from the rest. that my friend, is a lobotomy. a simple day surgery that left people everything from dead or catatonic, to just pretty retarded. it was used to treat all kinds of things, but mostly was just used to stop troublesome patients from being troublesome.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #617,444

@617,436 (L)
@previous (squeegee)
Thanks. I'll have one done ASAP.
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.