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Topic: A bag of coffee beans has appeared on my dresser

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM started this discussion 11 years ago #46,630

I assume this explains why my tin of coffee disappeared last week but this bag is full of entire coffee beans and therefore entirely useless to me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later[^] [v] #614,598

lrn2grind

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #614,599

You could try eating them?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #614,600

@614,598 (B)
the only grinder i have is for uh herbs

i have a small blender but that struggles with frozen bananas so i'm skeptical of its bean abilities

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #614,601

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
use a mallet

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #614,603

@614,600 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
The blender should be able to handle coffee bean grinding.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #614,604

@614,600 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Coffee beans pretty much pulverize and shatter in a blender. They're so much easier than frozen bananas.

Million Muffin March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #614,615

the top of your dresser is a zone of reversed time

put some banana peels up there pronto

Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,636

Grind them with your teeth.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,638

@614,600 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Just put them in a laundry bag and place out on street for cars to run over a few times.
Blender however wood be more easy.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,640

Just eat the beans.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,723

I thought I had the same on my dresser but they turned out to be rat dung. They still turned out to taste quite nice.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,749

@OP
There isn't a nearby coffee shop or something that will grind them for you?

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #615,307

@614,723 (J)
Fuck you, making me laugh all hard and shit.
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