Topic: Do New Zealanders really have sexual relations with their sheep?
Million Maori March started this discussion 11 years ago #46,622
Please answer the question.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes. | 7 | 78% | |
| No. | - | 0% | |
| Not sure. | 2 | 22% |
Million Manboob March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #614,557
Every now and then on MSN, IRC, or in a game, it comes up that I'm from New Zealand. In almost all cases people will make the same jokes and ask the same boneheaded questions. I feel I must set matters straight once and for all — for the good of my country.
Yes.
All New Zealanders do in fact fuck sheep.
On a daily basis.
In New Zealand we shag sheep as though the apocalypse will probably arrive before dinner. On weekends we go out and get boozed, blazed, and randy as fuck before driving out to the country to tour the all-you-can-fuck sheep buffets run by the local farmers.
New Zealanders embrace polygamy. You may be disturbed by this, but we are not constrained by your moral, traditional or religious views. Our lust for the fluffy livestock overrules all such things, and is simply too great for one sheep to satisfy.
Also, we don't live in mammoth apartment buildings, stacked and racked on top and beside each other like Lego blocks. We all require backyards for our spouses to run free in while we're at work. Otherwise they would piss and shit all over the furniture. You get what I'm saying?
And our national sport is the Fluffofuckathon — a racing event where each contestant must propel a sheep down the 100 meter race track using only pelvic thrusts. Every year hundreds of spectators are trampled to death in the mad frenzy on the final race of the season. Everyone has their favourite team, but I personally root for Roger Ramjammer and his partner The Woolcano.
Yes.
All New Zealanders do in fact fuck sheep.
On a daily basis.
In New Zealand we shag sheep as though the apocalypse will probably arrive before dinner. On weekends we go out and get boozed, blazed, and randy as fuck before driving out to the country to tour the all-you-can-fuck sheep buffets run by the local farmers.
New Zealanders embrace polygamy. You may be disturbed by this, but we are not constrained by your moral, traditional or religious views. Our lust for the fluffy livestock overrules all such things, and is simply too great for one sheep to satisfy.
Also, we don't live in mammoth apartment buildings, stacked and racked on top and beside each other like Lego blocks. We all require backyards for our spouses to run free in while we're at work. Otherwise they would piss and shit all over the furniture. You get what I'm saying?
And our national sport is the Fluffofuckathon — a racing event where each contestant must propel a sheep down the 100 meter race track using only pelvic thrusts. Every year hundreds of spectators are trampled to death in the mad frenzy on the final race of the season. Everyone has their favourite team, but I personally root for Roger Ramjammer and his partner The Woolcano.
Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,595
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,605
Million Muffin March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,614
they may as well, since everyone thinks they do anyway
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,673
apparently bestiality is legal in wales, where i live
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,676
Yes, that's why I'm not going there...
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,677
@614,673 (F)
Is not Wales a part of UK?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law
Illegal since 1290
(Penalty: Maximum of 2 years in prison for conviction on indictment
Maximum of 6 months in prison and a fine for summary conviction) Intercourse with an animal
Porn of illegal since 2008
Hummmmmm Wales may have a unique exception for Sheep n Goats - and Wiki fails re a link that is just Bogus
Is not Wales a part of UK?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law
Illegal since 1290
(Penalty: Maximum of 2 years in prison for conviction on indictment
Maximum of 6 months in prison and a fine for summary conviction) Intercourse with an animal
Porn of illegal since 2008
Hummmmmm Wales may have a unique exception for Sheep n Goats - and Wiki fails re a link that is just Bogus
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,679
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,680
@previous (F)
Look at the link. Iran for instance - You get caught you die but only after the 4th time
Netherlands Illegal since 2010
(Penalty: Maximum of 1 year in prison and €19,500 fine
USA bestiality is illegal in 37 states - BETTING the Red Neck states are more then ok with it
Look at the link. Iran for instance - You get caught you die but only after the 4th time
Netherlands Illegal since 2010
(Penalty: Maximum of 1 year in prison and €19,500 fine
USA bestiality is illegal in 37 states - BETTING the Red Neck states are more then ok with it
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,682
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,684
@previous (F)
No expert on this - Can only give you my California view.
Hillbillys are infamous for incest - Red Necks probably not so much
Red Necks can fill a large city in South n Hillbilly's live in rural areas
In Trailer parks in South I suspect there are no clear lines between Red Necks and Hillbilly's.
No expert on this - Can only give you my California view.
Hillbillys are infamous for incest - Red Necks probably not so much
Red Necks can fill a large city in South n Hillbilly's live in rural areas
In Trailer parks in South I suspect there are no clear lines between Red Necks and Hillbilly's.
Million Muffin March replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #614,685
@614,682 (F)
I observe that hillbillies are just the folks that live in the hills and are known for living off all kinds of wild meat and are thusly seen by outsiders as poor, ignorant, and backward in some ways. Rednecks are just assholes regardless of level of wealth who feel they can do whatever they want and just fuck up the landscape with their shit and don't like lots of kinds of people. More recently, the term has been used by people to just mean people who are proud of their authenticity in their apparent unsophisticated tastes in things such as stock car racing, fun stuff.
I observe that hillbillies are just the folks that live in the hills and are known for living off all kinds of wild meat and are thusly seen by outsiders as poor, ignorant, and backward in some ways. Rednecks are just assholes regardless of level of wealth who feel they can do whatever they want and just fuck up the landscape with their shit and don't like lots of kinds of people. More recently, the term has been used by people to just mean people who are proud of their authenticity in their apparent unsophisticated tastes in things such as stock car racing, fun stuff.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #615,311
@614,682 (F)
@614,684 (Syntax)
They are different. A hillbilly usually lives in the mountains making moonshine, rednecks watch Nascar and shit like that.
Edit: @previous (Million Muffin March) I somehow skipped your reply. I'll also add that rednecks and hillbillies are proud to be what they are and some of them consider them more hillbilly than redneck and vice versa.
Been watching shit about states getting their shapes or something.
@614,684 (Syntax)
They are different. A hillbilly usually lives in the mountains making moonshine, rednecks watch Nascar and shit like that.
Edit: @previous (Million Muffin March) I somehow skipped your reply. I'll also add that rednecks and hillbillies are proud to be what they are and some of them consider them more hillbilly than redneck and vice versa.
Been watching shit about states getting their shapes or something.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)