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(WE) (I) bring a New Thought & a New MIND Sets...#20155 & beyond! Too transform thee thinkings of "HUWOMANITY"!
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(My) +positive+mission is too give anyone/everyone the inate power too CREATE & share IDEAS & INFORMATIONS!!! Instantly! (e-mail (ME) without barriers...e.g. Steps too: Personal Empowerment! Liberation! & Survival! TALKING too THEE INFINITE CREATOR is called 'PRAYER".
"ANYWAY" (I) am SELF EDUCATED! Please as (I) have done, de educate & re-educate ourselves..."KNOWLEGE" IS "POWER" & self knowledge empowers, (US) & is key too taking back our natural inate powers...So LOVE & know ThySELF As you THINK so you CREATE the + positive+powers of our THOUGHTS SHAPES OUR reality! Let's embrace (visit)! In other words, I'm really interested too MEET & GREET "Like minds" too discuss & brain storm & strategize! A GENUINE Woman is a godly man's best friend.
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Note: there is a limitation of words for this ad! Please e-mail/write!!
Too discover more about me, ask?!? "Ephemeral bonds".
(I)'m Kamit/Khemit+= BLACK Royalty!
Lastly. (I) was born & grew up @ Michigan state & Chicago, IL & have resided throughout the USA & have traveled @ world!!!!!
Welcome
Profoundly deep, complex thoughts & imagery fill my consciousness, dreams. A hunger for filling intimacy gnaws at my heart.
In this supermax, where I'm locked in 24/7, trapped for my struggles to be and my beliefs, I feel so alone. "I c[an] not bring/my passions from [the] common spring."
I pray you will bring a ray of light in my life that'll help my soul grow in this darkness. I seek brothers, sisters, mentors & muses. Cougars too:)
When I was 21, I killed an old man because I heard he sold child porn and had a lot of money. Because of my brutal upbringing, murder was not troubling to me. Jail and prison were more peaceful than home. Several years before the murder, I was to be a nuclear tech in the Navy. A "friend" told on me for thefts, ruining that. Feeling cursed to be an outlaw, with no social safety net, I beat up inmates, escaped, stole guns at gun point, etc. I killed myself by crime.
Miraculously, since imprisonment, I've become:
literate in French, a published poet, a skilled artist, a potent litigator, a mentor to younger convicts, bald :)
My time's spent: drawing (portraits, animals, abstract), writing (poems, essays, fiction, plays), litigating for others, reading (non-fiction— psychology, philosophy, history; fiction/thrillers & classics) and creating stuff for my blog, "Prometheus Writes!"
My favorites:
Authors: Poe, Nabokov
TV Shows: Nature,Dr Who
Bands: the Eagles, tool, Danzig
Books: Papillon, the Count of Monte Christo
Pets: "Laddie", my collie; snapping turtle
Colors: Red, Brown
Landscape: Mountains!
Artist: Monet, Dali
Donations? photocopies/printouts of educational material, cool photos, perfumed mail, postage, legal materials, your friendship.
Nathaniel Lindell !FYnq2EBRiU (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,761
Here are some of my drawings.
Nathaniel Lindell !FYnq2EBRiU (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,763
Nathaniel Lindell !FYnq2EBRiU (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,764
Charles Manson joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,767
I am currently serving a life sentence in California’s Corcoran State Prison for nine murders in 1969. I was going to marry 25-year-old Star. She has been writing letters to me when she was just 19.
She was not willing to share me with my prison boyfriends. Kicked that bitch to the curb.
I am 79 years old. I will live longer then Jesus Christ. After all I am his replacement.
Write me in care of Corcoran State Prison, P.O. Box 8800
Corcoran, CA 93212-8309
NOTICE, "6EX", 6EX", 6EX" etc.
I pay tha cost, 2 betha boss...
HInt, so take it, and then com-n-2 "my" world filled wit "money", "sex"-N-"lust",-n-power,-n-music -n- supernatural divine knowledge -n- superior elite, social status 4 success and financial prosperity.
I am a black Haitian real rude boy-two-way, stud that just happened to be a young sexy single sugar daddy sex swinger.
4 tha price of 1 becuz I am tha one-a made man street savvy sophisticated intelligent gangsta/thug, who was smart enough to make a lot of money and get out the game/invest my $. Moneywise and never looked back from crip rag'z 2 (riches). I am a muscular hardbody, tri-sexual real man that luv 2 try all sex, etc. Hint. It literally turned me on and I literally get off when-win. I pay you 2 taste yo honey 4 my money-mmm.mmm.mmm, finger licking goood. Hint I really enjoy paying beautiful big but bomb shell bisexual babes, and feminine freaky fine as gay boys/men-n- tantalizing thick -n-hard to please tasty transsexuals, etc. And luv my big phat big girls so get at me directly at my prison address here. Send photos -n- phone # Com get $.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,771
beckydraad
Adolphus Redding 956796 (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,772
Passionate sex that leaves your heart pounding and your body sweating. I believe the woman I share that level of intimacy should be my wife.I haven't met this woman yet. I'm not looking for just anyone. I need a God-fearing, beautiful, intelligent, passionate, and unselfish woman.
I have used my setbacks and experiences in life to help others. I write a blog at Stonecity blog.com. I'm also working on my autobiography. My current project is the creation of a course that teaches guys how to be men. Us men have to do a better job and be leaders. Women and families are suffering without good men.
I spend a little time learning about finances and investments. I'm planning for success beyond prison.
I'm not desperate. I've already walked down the bulk of my time. I have 8 years left and just want to find the best things life has to offer-love. I believe that with the right woman in my life there is no limit to what I can accomplish. The desire for companionship and intimacy fuels my efforts.
I've never been married. I have no children. I'm in search of my "Eve" not "Steve" Men need not apply. You can write me directly or e-mail me through Jpay.com. A photo would be nice. I love to see eyes, smiles,… Interest. Can't wait to meet you.
James John Hinkle 100544 (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,775
Well I guess I better tell you the simple basics of who I am w/out the lies, head games and the list could go on but if any of you don't believe anything in this letter feel free to look me up on the computer.
My DOB is Oct. 20, 1974 but I FEEL much younger than I am, I feel like I am in my early 30's and I run my life the same way. I am honestly looking for a female who has changed her life in so many ways and has learned not to judge others on their choices of anything and everything. I have only said this because I have lead a pretty interesting open and honest gay life-style but now I feel that I want to change my world up a little and that change is dating females who have dealt with these same obstacles in life.
I am very open about my past experiences in life and that includes both good and bad. I like to learn from my past mistakes and correct them as much as possible so I won't do them again. I also like to learn new things from people and their experiences from the the past to now. I want my partner to know and understand that faithfulness is a very important part in my life. To me it doesn't matter if you are gay, straight or whatever the faithfulness in a true couple is a very important strategy and must be true for the love to grow from a pod to a wonderful looking rose.
Rebelutionary greetings to all socio-politically and environmentally conscious femality in the free world...My mom De Guerre is general fifth sun and I am a prisoner of conscience objectifying in this ad, generation of mail from friends whose emotional energies would complement my own and make conditions herein this facility more bearable and less boring.
I am the author of a few books on Guerrilla military tactics, leadership and the struggle of the Nubo-Aryan world wide against the common enemy of Zionism, Ecological Pollution and Ecorsomic exploration.
My hobbies here are reading, meditation, toga, writing, exercises and cultivating my oratorical and other leadership acumen so as to attract to myself the unique ability to be a powerful asset to the oppressed masses.
Gaia included. My heart is inclined to the mystical/scientific aspects of the Quiran and for this reason I've met with a lot oppositional measures from the state.
I believe in flower power. white power as well as black power.
Police usually tamper with my mail, so if responding ladies receive no mail from me, contact me at the following number 805-468-2798.
I am inamoured with dark adventure.
Take care,
Robert Lee Scott # 0535625
Convicted Of - Battery on Correctional Officer
Willie Scott 265254 (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#613,781
To my pen pal,
As you open up this letter may the content find you in good health and good spirit. My goal here is to establish an understanding with you and hope that we can develop a friendship, but before I go to far into this letter let me tell you a little bit about myself.
First and foremost my name is Mr. Willie Scott, I am a light-skinned African-American, I am 45 years old, weigh about 270, and it's all put together, "you may say" why I say that well is because I work out to keep his body in good shape, you see I know a woman likes looking at her man looking all good in good health. I think that would put a smile on her face.
I will keep it 100 with you okay I also have this little thing that I like doing and that is LOOKING AT DIRTY PORN MOVIES, yes I have to have my porn it's just another way for me to see what I like and that is when, I love I feel that women are something very special and should be looked up to that way.
Now please don't think that your point to be receiving a lot of "Nasty" Letters or something like that but I do have questions that I can only hope that you won't have a problem with, I like all women but I especially like white girls. It's always been a fantasy of mine that's all, don't get me wrong I like my sisters too is just something about them.
I can only hope that I have made my letter interesting to you that you will get back with me.
Before I close I want to say that I will answer all of the letters that I received.
From your pen pal.
Convicted of - Murder (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#615,457
I have made some mistakes and bad decisions in my life but I have learned from them and worked consistently to be a better person.
I've been incarcerated for 25??? years, so I can tell you I no longer have any recollection of what real food tastes like. LOL. I've also never seen a cell phone in person. LOL. (SMH)
Convicted Of - Drugs & Guns (OP) septuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#615,459
"ATTENTION"
Once in a lifetime opportunity for you to meet the perfect guy of your dreams.
"That's Right"
My name is Christopher but you may call me Chris. I'm 40 years old, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'2", 265 pounds, good looking, handsome, funny, and outgoing good person, big heart. I'm a Sagittarius 12-5-74. Still have all my teeth and full head of hair, although my head is shaved right now.
I love tattoos. So I'm tattooed up. Must see to appreciate. 1 piercing. Use your imagination. Ha! Ha!
I'm currently serving 20 years, 80% got 10 years left. Also change, so could be sooner.
My hobbies are fishing, motorcycles, fast cars, I'm a plumber by trade and also drive a tow truck. I like sports, baseball, football. I grew up in the LA County San Fernando Valley in currently stay in Lancaster, CA. That's where I was living when I got arrested.
So with that being said "Take a chance on me" Plese don't be shy butterfly. Look forward to meeting you. That's right you.
Have a great day. Will respond to all mail and please include photo of your sexy self.
Respectfully,
Christopher Dean # AT 5019
Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#620,399
"Here it goes"
At the age of 23 I was working in Nigeria Africa for three years. I met a white girl in the USA. I fell in love with her, six months in the relationship, I asked her to marry me? Instead of saying yes! She told me that she was sleeping with another man while I was working out of town. I snapped took her life…
I've been in prison 14 years now! in a year I will be getting out of prison. I would love to talk to a grown minded, dark or light-skinned African American woman with a good heart. That can overlook what I did to a woman.
I'm lonely, I needed friend. I waited 14 years to contact another woman! I didn't want to drag a woman to long and get close and I couldn't do nothing for he or me. A year is enough time to get to know someone.
If there is a black sunned toched skinned woman out there that's interested in me, write me!! really I'm a good man and a bag of chips!
I'm 41years old, lean and cut, I'm 6 feet, I weigh 168 pds. I'm looking for a woman between 34 and 44. If you have children it's okay! I don't need money. I'm okay with money.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#620,403
@previous (A) > I don't need money. I'm okay with money.
Wtf?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#620,404
Sex! Uninhibited Sex!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#620,409
Hello ladies:
I'm Anthony. I am 34 years old. I love cooking, boxing, and dancing.
I am looking for a very curvy woman that's confident in her sexuality, and a very aggressive lover.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#625,410
It is said some women in the universe stop to smell roses to capture the essence of their beauty and stimulate the senses of their nose - - With a tingling sensation of a rose, I am a rose in the garden blowing in the wind - - Spreading my handsomeness to stimulate your senses.
So if you happen to be walking in the garden And you glance at this rose, and would like the fragrant smell of my handsomeness to stimulate your senses-- Hit me before the wind blows my fragrant rose petals away.
I value true friendship and would like to start an honest dialog.
Thank you for stopping by to partake of my aroma
Jerome Brown # V-35404
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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#625,411
Quality oriented
Tall-dark & handsome knight in shinning armor
Seeks
Friendship & Princess/Queen. Are you ready on day 1? R U adventurous, spontaneous, open-minded, easy going, Bahamian type woman who enjoys organic (eco-friendly) cogivizant, & the metaphysical aspect veiled behind colors & numbers along with being sensitive 2 universal energy? Have you ever been misunderstood & being a grass rooted social activist an entrepreneur, aspirant, author/stand up comedian who supports the truth, my confidence is occasionally misconstrued 4 arrogance. Communication is the foundation-understanding is the cornerstone, beauty exist in a realm betwixt the 2.
My name is Dave Lett, soft spoken, (multi ethnic) African American, Native American, Irish American, down 2 earth gentleman seeking that rare connection with a woman who is spiritually beautiful, optimistic, open minded, articulate, a good listener & not afraid 2 shoot 4 the stars.
Hopefully we can build a shuttle of endeavor embark you a journey of friendship, together. A woman who doesn't stereo type nor judge a book by it's cover with the ability to formulate independent thoughts & doesn't fold under the weight of social pressure.
BTW, I am pro-life I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am a naturally passionate, spontaneous, adventurous, goal oriented, athletic gentleman who "loves absolutely everything outdoors-including traveling, horseback riding, picnics, cycling, bars, caribou cafe, tennis, travel, gallery hops, romantic candle lit dinners along with an occasional musical/play, comedy clubs.
If you can read between the lines & believe opposites attract as , "Shakespear", proved in his work, "Othello", then I hope you will accept this invitation for genuine friendship with infinite possibilities/potential I've extended...
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#625,413
I'm 5'11", light brown eyes and 195 pounds of solid man I work out five times a week, so my chest and arms stick out way more than my stomach do, and I believe until the time we get the chance to be alone for an entire weekend the buildup will be well worth it.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#625,418
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#625,485
@previous (squeegee) > Thank you for stopping by to partake of my aroma
Bobby Minnis (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,521
Being wrongfully accused and sentenced to prison has destroyed my life, so now that I am about to get out, I need to make real friends, true friends, who can help me start a new life.
About me: very quiet, soft voice, loving peace and. Will it be, highly educated, well spoken, gentleman with good taste, no bad habits, and tattoos, one who loves nature, while in the natural state who is good with children, animals, teenagers, and the handicapped.
Race and age is no boundary to me. I have a smooth youthful muscular body any ancient Greek athletic would be proud and love the nude beach, but there is one part of me no one can ever miss in that setting.
I am an expert in general construction, a competent gardener and mechanic, a recreational scuba diver, swimmer, hiker, camper, cave explorer, and traveler. I am a good cook, sew, and dabble in sign language and Spanish. I love my creator and his creation and do nothing to offend him, but I am not religious.
I seek true love and true friends, hoping that I am not alone in this world in that regard. So if that is you, please contact me immediately. We are few indeed.
Convicted Of - Conspiracy & Lewd&Lascivious
Donald Sherrod (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,523
Good morning, Miss. America.
Let maybe the gentleman I am. My name is Donald, but a lot of people call me Blue. I'm from Chicago, but a lot of people say I have a Southern swag. I'm 5'11", I'm chocolate with Brown eyes. I've been told I have a nice smile and a big heart. I'm a down-to-earth type of guy who loves to have fun. I'm independent. I can never be a co-dependent my life is simple.
I'm an outside person. I like going to movies, out to eat, eat bents, I have a nice personality, very good sense of humor. I'm intelligent and I have a good work ethic.
What I'm looking for from a lady, someone who's sweet, beautiful on the inside, sense of humor, nice personality, most of all respect herself. I like spoiling my mate. I'll make her feel like every day is her birthday. I like giving her all types of gifts.
What I'm looking for: someone between the age 25-55, weight 150-275. So if this is you don't be shy just drop me a few lines and I will holla back.
Sex - Male
DOB - 07/11/74
Seeking - Women, Friends
Race - African Mary can
Religion -
Convicted Of - DUI, Driving, Revoke
Release Date - 02/28/17
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Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,524
@613,779 (A) > mom de guerre
did he abandon his mom of peace
that's not nice
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,756
I should write one of these inmates.
Except I'm too afraid of them getting my address.
Reddit says they use their real home addresses and only write to lifers.
gruppi joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,797
@629,521 (Bobby Minnis) > I love my creator and his creation and do nothing to offend him, but I am not religious
??
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,799
@previous (gruppi)
Well, he does nothing to offend his creator except for kidnapping, raping, and then planning to kill 14-year-old children.
@629,756 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Where on reddit? This sounds promising.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,817
@629,756 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
yeah, until they get acquitted for new DNA evidence and then have an axe to grind.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,819
@629,799 (A)
Wait a minute...are you suggesting that people writing these things are misrepresenting themselves????
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#629,838
> I should write one of these inmates. > Except I'm too afraid of them getting my address. > > Reddit says they use their real home addresses and only write to lifers.
Rent a PO Box.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,540
Dear reader,
I'm sending this message through a ribbon in the sky, praying that it's pure in its exchange. Finding you wrapped safely beneath the blanket of God's blessings. Smile, this could be the beginning of a million more.
I'm seeking some honest conversation with a lively woman. One that's cool and down to earth, who has a uniqueness about herself, that separates her from the rest. She doesn't have to be beautiful in the literal sense of the word, but balanced, into with and honors her feminine attributes and qualities to simply put it, someone who is ready to explore a quality relationship.
About me: personality, I'm cool people, easy to talk to and fun to be around, I'm very respectful towards women and I'm in tact and understanding.
My time here is only temporary though so please let this serve as a provider to doubt me. With that in mind, if you are interested in exchanging thoughts and possibly becoming friends, I would like to hear from you, either way, keep your head up because everything worth having is up high. The world is at your feet and nothing is beyond your reach.
Thank you for your existing.
Sincerely,
Mr 1 in a million
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,542
Hello World.
My name is DeMarcus and as you can see from my photo profile I am a tall, not too bit of a looking guy whose dark (Hershey's) chocolate (and I know you know what is said about dark chocolate being an aphrodisiac :).
But what you don't know is that I enjoy professional sports, reading, family quality time, learning about different cultures, having fun, and not having drama in my life but more importantly I like to travel. It would be an honor and a pleasure to be able to have an intimate relationship with you but from a friendship relationship level first.
it's been 11 long lonely years since I had a woman's beautiful mind to share thoughts with, a woman sexy voice to communicate with, a woman soft touch of touching me, a woman sweet smelling perfume to arouse my senses.
And with that being said I'm not going to take up any more of your precious time. I hope I'll hear from you soon… Take care of yourself.
P.S. Happy Holidays
Religion - Hebrew Israelite
On death row - robbery/murder (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,543
I'm 38 years of age.
I enjoy taking care of my health. I enjoy reading nonfiction called Sir, history, religious books. I enjoy positive in sparing music. My favorite pastime is crochet, I enjoy making things for people to let them know they are thought of. I have a degree in astrology/ parapsychology. I live a very spiritual positive life. I strive to be the best I can with each breath I'm blessed with.
I love outside in the summer, I like when everyone enjoys themselves outside in gatherings. I tend to enjoy the atmosphere, and I'm at my best in those moments.
I'm looking for a committed relationship, someone who is loyal, and honest with self & others. I'm looking to build a solid foundational relationship. I'm looking for someone to talk with on the phone regularly. I'm looking for someone whom can visit may regularly. I'm looking for someone who can help me out with donations towards my hobby of making sets of crochet animals & projects, as well as for personal use. I'm looking for someone who lives a positive constructive life the best they can. I'm looking for someone who believes in a spiritual side of life, and incorporates that side of life into their life as much as possible.
Age, I'm looking for 21 years to 70 years of age. I will not deal with any negative or chaos type of mindsets at all.
May peace, strength, blessings be with you.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,551
@previous (On death row - robbery/murder) > I have a degree in astrology/ parapsychology.
Ugh.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,556
@previous (L)
Yes, astrologist/parapsychologists are literal murderers.
Anonymous L replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,561
@previous (A)
They murder rational thought with their nonsense.
Adrian Hammond (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,564
I am serving a few months for putting a gun in my pocket instead having it in view. That's crazy but it's true. I am truly a first and last time offender! I am a college educated social worker no less! I am 6'2 190 pounds. Very intelligent (except for the gun thing) I live or will back in the Huber heights area of Ohio.
I would like to meet a lady who is smart and has a true kind heart no messing around, just a real person. I am in the mist of a divorce and I have a 1 year old precious son. I am interested in some sort of relationship whether friends or even more. My main requirements for a lady if we were to get there is I like them big. Over 200 pounds. Just always liked women with meat on their bones. She must be younger than me and race means nothing. (Soon to be ex-wife is white) Being Latina would be a plus but not a deal breaker.
When I get out I would like to meet you and see if we can make something out of our correspondence. I come from a great loving family and was raised very nicely. I want nothing from you but your time. No commissary money, no collect calls unless you want.
Please write me and make me happy. Thank you very much for reading this.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,570
These people all type like Chris-chan.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,608
Hello ladies,
My name is Matt Miller, but you can call me fatfuck. I am 38 years of age, nearly 40. I am serving a few months in prison due to being a freedom fighter and trying to topple the oppressive Chinese government. I keep myself fit and in shape by catching various deadly diseases. My hobbies include my obsession for an elderly man and finding obscure internet foras (pronounced as one word)™, where I post tired shtick such as 'peepee and poopoo' all day long. If we go to a restaurant, you are paying because I have driven myself in to debt by buying genuine saddleback leather bags and cheap wine. Fear not though, I run a successful food forum, where only I can post! So hit me up if you want some of my roast beef and hotdogs!
p.s. Please tell me if it is tight or not, I have not had many vaginas before.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,609
What were all these new people convicted of??? That is the best part of the whole thread.
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,612
@630,543 (On death row - robbery/murder) > On death row - robbery/murder > I have a degree in astrology/ parapsychology. I live a very spiritual positive life. > I'm looking for someone who can help me out with donations towards my hobby of making sets of crochet animals & projects, as well as for personal use.
lolololol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#630,640
@630,609 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
See below. Not a single pedo this time.
@630,564 (Adrian Hammond)
Convicted Of - Carrying Concealed Weapon
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#631,129
Convicted Of - Habitual Felon
Hello, my name is Orlanso S. Crank.
I'm serving 5-7 years for assault, my life spilled out of bounds, when father, brother, sister, mother, all elevated above the clouds within a 6 year period leaving me inside a maze with the deadliest disease known to man Loneliness. All while being asked for a divorce, I never knew hoe to handle any form of hurt specifically death. My emotion of anger made me behind lock & key, I'm due for release 8-1-17, sitting here with no one to write-a fellow inmate recommended I write PPP so I saved the $19.95 fee, because simply put there is hope, strength, love, inside a postal stamp.
My smile is homemade with my head always up, but when lockdown arrives I'm back inside my life in loneliness.
My hobbies, travelin, exercising, observing animals, building with my hands, music, adult conversations, stations, nature.
Born and breaded a Baptist. As I grew older and studied I've learned generally that all religion has some truth, all religion, just as all the lakes, ponds, creeks, rivers flow into the great ocean so does all religion float above to the superior being above.
I'm 49 years young with two grandkids, 13,9, two sons 32, 23.
Writing for correspondence hearing (mail) call my name would indeed stretch my smile of days gone by and stop me from living on memories that I can't no longer grasp.
¦I hope I've captured someone's understanding today of life's curve balls and a correspondence friendship can be built.
Respectfully,
Orlando Crank
Convicted Of - Capital Murder (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#631,134
Shalom, my name is Efrain, I'm 27 years old, born and raised in Houston, Texas.
Incarcerated since 2005 for capital murder, and it has been boring… Sorry for not posting a picture but I can share one with you, write and ask.
I'm 5'6", weigh 190 lbs., white skin, light brown eyes, and dark brown hair. My father is half Native American and half Hispanic-white. My mother grew up in Venezuela but her Jewish family comes from Germany and Barcelona. I am not rich, nor am I running a scheme. I just want a few friends to kick it with.
I am appealing my conviction so if someone wants to help me out, please do! I need all the help I can get. I'm also not looking for a girlfriend or wife, just friends who can put a smile on my face. I don't care where you're from, or race, or religion. If your conscience guide you to write me, then do so. I do want to meet Jews from Israel. I'm open to meet new people and new cultures. My faith is Judaism. I believe all Jewish denominations should be one & United, without prejudism. To me "Jewish" is an ethnicity based on ancestry and DNA, not a religious identity.
I'm down to earth, love to read nonfiction, I do exercise. My friends tell me I carry myself like "Ted" from the sitcom "How I Met your mother". Hope to meet you soon!
Efrain Lopez # 1953021
Convicted Of - Robbery (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#631,136
Dear No One,
My pen name is William Myrl. I am a 26 year old bipolar bank robber. I dropped out of high school when I was 17, and was in jail by 19. I have a wonderful family and we are in regular contact. I'm not looking for anyone to take care of me.
I release date is in 2031, so correspondence means a lot.
I love letter writing, because I think it encourages people to think deeply and to share more freely of themselves then they would in a face to face meeting. I like being exposed to a variety of opinions and ideas, and debating differences when they arise.
I'm a fan of fantasy fiction, and actual science. I enjoy popular music; like the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Taylor Swift. I also like Yucat and the Protomen and other oddities. I am not religious, but I am interested in religion.
I am looking for a friend, nothing more than that. If you have ever memorized a poem, then I would like to hear about it immediately.
As I have some extra words, here is a poem of my own.
Good mirror, show me once that face
the face I had, or would have been
And I will never more forget
That apathy's a sin
Across a span we cannot breach
a gap by more than distance
Sometimes a voice is made to reach
to bridge a bleak abysmal space
that we might wear that face again
Yours,
William Smitherman
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#631,415
Are you an aesthetic refined woman is tired of games deserving a real black man?
A woman who without raising her voice gets her point across every time, knowing profound language and vociforousness aggravates a situation? Are you willing not to subject a man to insecurities of prior matters. Are you willing to be totally honest and willing to share a man with other women? Yes?
I'm a CornalCopia of possibilities. 5'9", 170 lbs.
Hobbies include: chess, drawing, satisfying women's fetishes, enjoying pygophilia, macrophilia, exhibitionism, voyeurism, etc. a switch 24/7 interested in learning anything that will make me more distinguished and intelligent. Attracted to women's shapes, sizes, ethnicities, bad girls, good girls, shy girls, thick, thin, SBBWs, tall, short, bisexual, lesbians wanting to satisfy carnal cravings discreetly, women needing some regular black strange without hassle.
Apply at your pleasure. You have 4 years to iron out your desires and your own requirements. I do accept donations via packages. Friendships are available as well. I've been truthful and am looking for an honest woman with the above qualifications. Age is irrelevant.
Ahmad Jones # V-81722
Convicted Of - Corparal Injury on Spouse, Assaulting an Officer
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#631,419
Some of this new shit is pure Gold funny. > Convicted Of - Habitual Felon
> serving 5-7 years for assault, My hobbies, travelin,
> I am a 26 year old bipolar bank robber. Convicted Of - Robbery release date is in 2031
> Convicted Of - Corparal Injury on Spouse, Assaulting an Officer - enjoying pygophilia >Are you willing to be totally honest and willing to share a man with other women? Yes? > lesbians wanting to satisfy carnal cravings discreetly, women needing some regular black strange without hassle.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#631,425
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#633,993
It's a wee Satanic ninjj!
I'm a first time user of any Pen Pal site.
I'm sorry I only have an ID picture, I have no other recent photos of myself.
I'm 24, about 5'5", I currently have long hair. Primarily I'm looking for romance, and I'm not concerned with age only how relatable we are. Basically I'm looking for someone to fall in love with, you can accept me for who I am.
I have been incarcerated since 2010 but I used to have a partying lifestyle that wasn't very safe or healthy, but I don't plan on living quite the same way.
Honestly I don't have much going on in here, I read, watch TV, and try to think of what I should do when I released. I have experience with construction & remodeling as legal jobs. I've thought of moving off the grid or to some isolated place.
I listen mostly to rock music from all eras, I'm from a small Illinois town. If being a Satanist is an issue I'm sorry but if you're curious I'll answer any questions you like. I'm just looking for the right girl.
If you're curious about getting to know me please write.
Nathaniel Eden # S-11284
Convicted of - Aggravated Kidnapping
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Also I'm very funny, LOL. (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#633,995
My name is Leonard Gaines aka "L".
I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I made laid-back dude that's looking for someone that's laid-back also and likes to vent about life and what they want in life because over these years I done figured that the true essence of life is overcoming the difficulties or obstacles in which one came from and doing something about the and then moving forward to a better and greater life in which one deserves.
Me personally I figured the time I've wasted is my biggest regret, spent in places I'd rather forget, just sitting and thinking of the things I've done, the crying, the laughing, the hurt and the fun, memories of the past flashed through my head and the pain is obvious by tears I've said, I asked myself where did I go wrong? I guess I was weak when I should have been strong but the chase is over and there's no place to hide. Everything is going including my pride, I'm ready to build and make a change and if you want this also please write back or contact me through Jay pay.com Leonard Gaines # 330799.
Also I'm very funny, LOL.
Leonard Gaines # 330799
Convicted Of - Involuntary Manslaughter, Felony Assault
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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,169
To one beautiful intelligent optimistic woman I am speaking out for breast cancer awareness.
Enjoy life, be adventurous and please always save your money for a rainy day but also please take time out of your day or busy schedule to take care of the inside of your body as well as the outside of your body.
To one beautiful, intelligent, optimistic woman eat healthy organic foods and fruit, hydrate daily with water, milk and juice. If possible take all-natural annual health supplements like colon flow or: colon health by tru-biotics or actaia yogurt/women's-one-a-day and drink ensure to keep your beautiful body clean and bacteria free. I know it's hard to keep it all in perspective sometimes but I believe in God and you can be successful, and protected from all the uptight feelings and situations in life.
To: One beautiful intelligent optimistic woman (Just say no to plastic surgery) try Dr. FR abdominal fat reducer for belly fat supplements or try all-natural belly fat creams at any local GMC/General Nutrition Ctr. and they have now out all-natural breast, Botox and lip supplements. For muscle health try ensure with reviger and for a beautiful smile for life try pro-enammel care toothpaste for enammel care. Your health is extremely valuable it is worth billions in joyful seconds of life.
P.S. Until then May God keep us all close in spirit, mind and heart. To that one beautiful, intelligent optimistic woman out there somewhere in the world. To be truthfully honest I have nothing but me in this life and subject at the moment.
Patrick Austin # 226772
Convicted Of - 1st Degree Robbery
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Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,175
> If being a Satanist is an issue I'm sorry > Convicted of - Aggravated Kidnapping > you can accept me for who I am.
Funny shit!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,919
Hi all you sweethearts.
I'm looking for a kind hearted, happy woman to write and be my friend first and god be willing a whole lot more. I'm not picky about what color you are what so ever.
My nickname is Milky and I like all you women, it doesn't matter what age you are neither from 18 to 80 is just fine and I don't care what your size is either. I just want a happy woman, because any woman with a smile on her face is a real cutie pie baby doll.
I've never been married and don't have any children, but I sure don't would not mind either one. I'm an only child.
I am a farmer and I love on my 400 acre farm, it is so beautiful, but sometimes I get kind of lonesome. I would like to find my best friend, my companion, my soul mate to share everything God has blessed me with. Besides my farm also own a sawmill wood processing operation where I'm always looking for new workers, because I love to help people. I believe that's my God given purpose in life. I love it!
My house sits on tip of beautiful high hill, where you can see for miles. I have two large ponds over running with catfish. A 7 acre woods, with deer always in it and morel mushrooms and ginseng. I have many animals and a beautiful place, I just want someone to share it with.
I love God first and go to church. I love to dance and I need a partner and I love to travel and I need a sweetheart to sit real close to me.
I have sold life insurance, primerica brand. I love to wear my jeans but I also love to put on a good suit and go to nice places. I love my cowboy boots! Love to travel! I love rock n roll, country classic, all music. I love to dance at nice clubs. I'm at home anywhere, I can talk to anybody, I never met a stranger. I love people and I love animals. I read a lot. I have shook President Jimmy Carters hand, and I have skydiving. I want to get my pilots license when I get out.
I am a very generous and caring man. I take good care of all my family and friends. I don't smoke but I don't care if you do at all. I'm very east to et along with, very open minded and a lot of fun .
I would like to find a pretty woman who knows how to make fried chicken, potato salad, macaroni & cheese, greens and peach cobbler. If a woman will cook me a meal like that sit on my lap and smile at me and tell me something good, I will do just about anything for her or get her anything she wants. I love semi trucks. I just want someone to love and them to love me back and I need a dance partner. Would any of you women like to dance with me???:)
Will reply to all who send photos.
Mark A Mewes # S08902
Convicted Of - Aggravated Battery
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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,920
@previous (A) > and I have skydiving
woah shit if he has that then we can overlook the crime
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,921
Hi,
I'm looking for an open minded friend to correspond.
I haven't touched a tree or dirt in over 30 years. Welcome all the sexual orientations. the bi's, trans, gays, straight, etc. I have a curiosity for them.
I love open communication, roll play, foreplay, erotica, very creative non nude photos, a friend, an open couple relationship, to be someone's personal house mouse, your butler, servant, handyman, etc.
My other loves are family, country, beautiful scenery, camping under the stars, fishing, off road toys of all kinds, all color blue, as well as all colors, walks on the beach, sunrises and sets, romance movies, intimacy, beauty & fashion, nutrition, fitness, be someone's personal trainer, be your drive and motivations, education, business, home remodeling, log cabins, that rustic look, music of all kinds as it lifts you, but mostly rock, classics, country, love animals, live stock, chickens, turkeys, pigs, cows, dogs, love gardening, greenhouses, fruits and vegetables, flowers and roses, rub your feet, give you a massage, etc.
Everyone needs a friend to share with. After all these years and decades, I live in a single man 4x10 cage. Anything would be a change.
Jeff Sheldon # D- 20502
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,923
@previous (A)
this bugger will just do anything won't he...
well, he has the right idea. you must be open when you are a refuse of society.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#634,924
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
But don't you find his artistry compelling?
The facts surrounding defendant's offenses are set forth in our former opinion, and we merely summarize them here. In brief, defendant, during a three-day period in September 1983, (1) threatened and robbed the employees of a restaurant, kidnapping one of them, and (2) kidnapped, robbed, beat, and strangled to death a sixty-year-old man, Norris Neblett (Sheldon I, supra, 48 Cal.3d at p. 943.) Aggravating evidence included a 1983 Nevada offense in which defendant had assaulted, robbed, and threatened to kill an elderly couple, the Mahans. (Id. at p. 948.) Mitigating evidence included background and character evidence by defendant's relatives, and testimony by a clinical psychologist, Dr. Rath, regarding defendant's childhood disorders, moodiness, chronic sadness, aggression, anxiety, and low tolerance of frustration. (Ibid.)
[...] The new evidence was limited to mitigating matters and included records and letters from San Quentin prison showing defendant's good conduct, his artwork while in prison, and his correspondence with his daughters. Additionally, defendant presented 12 witnesses who urged that his life be spared. These witnesses outlined defendant's frustrating childhood and tense marriage, his current remorse and evident rehabilitation, and his acceptance of responsibility as a parent.
Defendant personally testified at the modification hearing, acknowledging responsibility for his crimes, expressing remorse, and describing his relationship with his daughters, his artwork in prison, and his general rehabilitation. Defendant testified that he has stayed out of trouble while in prison and that the judge "wouldn't be sorry" if he modified defendant's sentence to life imprisonment without parole.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,048
Why write a prisoner? It seems most people have an excuse why they shouldn't, but there's a few things they never consider.
The first thing they never consider is the fact that a lot of people do a lot of things and simply never get caught. The second thing they never consider is the fact that if everybody was rich in this prison, a bunch of people wouldn't be here. And the most important thing they never consider is nobody knows the value of friendship like somebody in prison who has watched fake friend after fake friend fade away!
I can't promise an angel or an answer to every question in life, but I'll be completely open and honest about everything in my life, including my case and appeal process. I'm hoping to meet all types of people from all walks of life and learn about real-life experiences! And hopefully I can share my own life experiences.
Over the years I've done my best to better myself as a man, but it's a never ending journey when it comes to betterment. I try to have understanding for everybody, though, and I'll never hold anybody to some preconceived societal notions of "right" and "wrong".
Ultimately, I don't know any magical words to make somebody write, so I can only ask for a chance to introduce myself through pen and paper. I've made mistakes in life just like the next person, but I have nothing to hide and will endeavor to have a positive impact on the life of anybody I meet! I'll be a steady friend in the ups, downs, and in betweens: and I'll be open to discuss any subject, dream, or problem! So if you'll take a chance, you may be surprised!
Brandt Pankey # 796695
Religion - Pagan
Convicted Of - Capital Murder
In late February 1996, Andrew Kline was working at the Mansfield Winn-Dixie. In the early morning hours of February 27 th, the store manager told Kline to drive to another store and pick up some bailing wire. Kline got lost and sought directions from passing motorists. Brandt Pankey, Wade Burns, and appellant stopped to talk with Kline.
After giving Kline incorrect directions, the trio decided to rob him. They stopped Kline and took him to a nearby creek. There, they threatened Kline with a pellet gun, which resembled a .357 revolver, and stripped and beat Kline. While Kline was attempting to escape, Pankey and appellant got into Kline's truck and ran him over. Kline was left in the creek bed and later died from his injuries.
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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,051
Dear reader,
Hello, I hope as you read this that you're in good spirits. If not my advice is to consume a strong spirit to achieve being in a good spirit(s). As you read this, I'm still in the pretrial phase being tried for attempted murder again. I've already been convicted of robbery 1st degree and (2) assault 3rd Degree. I'm presumpt to 15 years. If you choose to write, I'll tell you what happened from my perspective as to why I'm locked up. The uniqueness of my case and be an example of why doing drugs that you know nothing about are very bad. Please, know this, I had no intention of committee my crime. I hold no resenment towards the family for wanting to pursue a re-trial for the attempted murder. I do understand, and respect their efforts.
I'm an introvert, whose basic traits are honesty, loyalty and respect. I'm a person of high self-confidence, self-discipline, self-esteem and self-control w/a deep well of patience. Even though I'm solitary I value my friendships w/people and show my gratitude in my artwork I make for them, along w/when I eat they eat. I view the big picture in terms of reality, for example due to the severity of my case I may get more people who'll hate them being sympathetic.
A better understanding to those reading this who I am: I can a yogi of 15 years & I absolutely love it. Some of my favorite authors and books are Robert Greene, Miyanoto Mesashi, Robert Jordan, the biographies on Ghandi, Che Guevara, books by Andrew Vachss, Stephen Hunter, Tom Clancy, any Star Wars novel plus anything Marvel. Where I'm a quiet person verbally on paper I'm able to open up.
So, for those who read this I'm not discriminative. I also love and appricate the female anatomy body to how they taste, smell sound, all of that and then some:)! For the ladies who read this I'm not someone held back by inhibitions but I have no qualms speaking my mind. Also ladies, if you'd like a graffiti piece of your name write, I'll hook it up. To those Native American & Alaskan natives who read this keep it native, to the rest keep it real.
Respect, Deuces, Ray K.Tag
Ray Katchatag # 494062
Convicted Of - Robber 1st Degree (2) Assault 3rd Degree
A man is behind bars after grabbing an 11-year-old boy away from his mother Thursday in downtown Anchorage, holding the boy at knife point until good Samaritans fought off the attacker, police say.
Raymond Charles Katchatag, 27, is charged with kidnapping, robbery and assault. The boy and three men who came to his rescue suffered minor injuries, including cuts to the boy and one of the men, according to a charging document filed in court Friday.
Katchatag demanded the woman's bags about 4:50 p.m. Thursday inside a sky bridge over Sixth Avenue, a police spokeswoman said in a written statement Friday. The mother had been shopping inside a store at the 5th Avenue mall when Katchatag snatched the boy, put a knife to his throat and said he would kill the boy if the woman did not "give him all her stuff," the charges say.
Three bystanders in the area wrestled Katchatag to the ground, according to the charges. One was cut on his hand, another was scraped in the scuffle and the third strained a shoulder, the charges say.
"The juvenile... suffered a slight injury on his neck where Katchatag held the knife to his throat and a cut to his index finger...," the charges say. "After being restrained by mall security, Katchatag asked if he had killed the 11-year-old and stated that he had killed before."
Katchatag's criminal history includes two convictions for felony theft charges and 10 misdemeanor convictions on charges of vehicle tampering.
Appearing in court Friday at the Anchorage Jail, Katchatag smiled to other inmates and answered a judge's questions about his finances.
"I've been out of jail about a week. In that time I've made about 600 bucks," he said.
"Do you have any money in the bank?" asked Judge Jo-Ann Chung.
"No, I don't trust the banks," Katchatag said.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,054
Endless searching, by day and by night for that special someone.
I'm that super supreme alpha male. I want to offer new insight into someone's heart. I'm seeking companionship with those between the ages 18 and up to take a journey into my world and experience life that others think is an illusion of the mind.
I'm seeking to quench your thirst, so do you have an appetite for someone like me? It's my honor to show you something that comes once in a lifetime and it's me that supreme alpha male. As long as our hearts have the courage and patience to wait, we must not settle for the first thing we find, so I want to grow with you and expect true friendship in return. With mutual feelings of hope, I'll be constantly hoping that I will find someone who can relate to me, feel my vibe and understand what to gather this is really about.
Yours truly, the super supreme alpha male.
Jacob Turner # 254713
Convicted Of - 2nd Degree Rape-No Force, 2nd Sodomy
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,055
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,065
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Quite possibly. Here's another picture.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,074
Hello people out in the world of the free.
This is Mister Jerome Nobles. I'm 25 years old. I am a Black man. I need some motivation from you people out in the world of the free.
I love boxing and I love to have intellectual conversation about God, animals, people, nature, boxing, life. I want to learn and build from everyone. I don't discriminate.
I'm looking for the real to keep it real with the real you know. So if your not real don't waste your time and don't write because we will learn from each other. I am straight and will remain that way and I don't hate homosexual just keep it to yourself. Also if your real let's go and handle our business. also I want to know how you feel to keep it real so let me know and we have nothing to lose we will only win. Winners are on the same team. Winners are winners you know so if you are a winner holla at Mister Nobles so we can win together. So if you can keep it real from the heart don't hesitate to start at win with a winner.
All we can do to win is win!
Mister Nobles
Jerome Nobles # 629757
Convicted Of - Murder Gun Spec
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,102
Welcome to two-n-one.
Hi, I'm Kris...I'll be your waiter this evening. Here we specialize in not only your pleasures but your needs as well. All of our ingredients are homemade remedies that are highly valued for that special woman. The main menu starts with the meal that's highly recommended which is the "Best friendship" you ever had served up along with a side order of "Buddy Love" that's made with real genuine respect, sincerity, and consideration! Also favored is the "Lover's Special" seasoned and marinated in loyalty and honesty that'll be cooked up rare. To show how we appretiata your service you'll get a free chocolate mousse with every order, and it's not just a great appetizer, but it's a desert as well. All orders of any kind can be supersized to your liking with request. the flavor of everything is out of your experience but not of your reach. Unlike any other service here we provide satisfaction guaranteed or your heart back! So...how may I be at your service beautiful? I thank you for taking your time out for reading my profile, God Bless you!
Kristopher White # M30481
Convicted Of - Armed Robbery/Car Jacking
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,103
"WANTED WORLDWIDE FEMALE PEN-FRIENDS"
I'm not here to tell you a sob story, nor to make excuses, I was charged with and convicted of murder, if anyone would have told me that one day I would read and relate to "The Scarlet Letter" by: Nathaniel Hawthorne, I would have thought they were crazy!!! but I do relate as I'm the owner of "The Scarlet Letter M" and people see murder and don't even give me a chance let alone the benefit of doubt!!! never mind that I still proclaim my innocence!!! or that I've done and completed NA, AA, and every other self-help program the state of California prison system offers or that I open my heart to God, that I'm a "KAIROS 93" graduate, or that I'm self taught and now have a 12.9 reading level and an overall 11.7 tabe score/w my GED, that I love writing poetry, slam, raps and love songs, that I'm 6'4", 260 pounds of 100% straight black man, and I love all the flavors of the world, French vanilla, peach, caramel,mocha, strawberry, cherry, and almond amaretto, with rosy cheeks, soft long silky hair, AGE-a Juicy Juicy with a big beautiful smile, with heart, intelligence, independence, good girl values in a bad girl disposition, common sense, and a wicked sense of humor.
Northern California is a big plus but I will A/A, 21 yrs. & up, BBW A PLUS GSOH, DDF, LLP, LTR/ friendship,NNPP, SA/F, SB/F, SH/F, SW.F, W4M, REAL WOMEN ONLY!!! I'M STRAIGHT PLEASE RESPECT THAT!!!!
Thank you for reading my ad and I hope to hear from you soon, God bless you and yours, and please feel free to ask me any questions you may have as I am an open and honest person, HELLO!!!
Travell Holmes # F-90680
Race - African American, Human
Religion - God-Fearing
Convicted Of - Murder
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#636,160
Write business minded, tall handsome pro ballplayer, model types-Big Dexter (the inside matchmaker with friends) all looking for goodhearted, devoted, campionship, legal help, paralegal for civil lawsuits, etc and criminal appeals. Also need trustworthy business partners, Internet researchers, power of attorney, for money managers or business start up, and education legal defense fund raiser reps.
If interested in potential income earnings or correspondence sent description of you and your interests and picture if available.
You won't be disappointed. All legal help, love, and encouragments welcome.
Write me@
Dexter Henderson # 285121
Sheldon Sutton No. 0809517 (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#638,710
Hi, my name is Sheldon Sutton and this is my felony murder smile!
Seeking - Women, Donations, Legal Help
Race - African American
Religion - Baptist Study Islam
Convicted Of - Felony Murder
Release Date - Unknown Serving a Life Sentence
Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#638,712
Dear reader,
I hope and pray that you've reached this ad in high spirit. As that I'm going through hard times and I honestly need a true friend.
For a while I've been trying to come up with something that would help you better understand me instead of getting all sentimental and depressed I thought long and hard. And the only thing I could come up with was some "Prison mathematics".
C+TxLty2=F4L
Translation: Communication plus trust multiplied by loyalty (to the second power) equals… Friends 4 life.
Wherefore, if this equation fits you, pick that pen up and please don't hesitate to write me. But until then…
The struggle goes on
Cry Baby
Mark Sturdivant-Jones # 550372
MCCX
P O Box 2000
Wartburg ,TN 37887 USA
Convicted Of - Robbery//Arson/PB15
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Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#638,715
First giving all honors to Allah, His Holy Prophet Noble Drew Ali and all members of the Morrish Divine and National Movement of the World.
My name is Darrell Lamar Sullivan Jr-EL. I am 5'6" and 151 lbs. My race is Asiatic, and my religion is Isamism.
I'm in prison for robbery with a dangerous weapon and conspiracy to commit robbery with a dangerous weapon. I've been locked up six years now. Right now I am 29 years old at the moment, but I'll turn 30 on January 2, 2016. I'm also working on my MAR (Motion for Appropriate Relief).
My favorite color is green. I'm a heterosexual or straight male. I deal in love, truth, peace, freedom and justice. Being honest, I desire a lifelong partner, friendships or supporters who truly understand the hardship I face day in and day out being in the belly of the beast.
If a woman's interest is piqued by my words of sincerity, all she has to be is herself. She can be nerdy, tough, feminine, big, small, fat, skinny, etc. I am not interested in looks. They are deceiving. The inside is what counts. I am not a racist, so all women, men and friends, regardless of ethnicity are welcome to write me. I am not gay or homosexual. So I ask that no man make any advances towards me. However, I will be your friend regardless of sexual orientation. I do not judge anyone. For-Prophet Noble Drew Ali said, "Judge and ye will be judged." I have just completed my anger management course, and I am a recovering alcoholic.
I have a six-year-old daughter who is my pride and joy.
I depart you as I came in peace.
Darrell Sullivan # 1170102
Convicted Of - Robbery with a Dangerous Weapon
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Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#639,962
Open your mind...
and give our friendship a chance before you assume in advance that there is nothing to be gained or learned by our acquaintance.
I'm an intelligent warm hearted, open minded, kind, caring, and compassionate man of character who is interested in cultivating sincere lifetime friendships with those who, like me, value relationships, honesty, equality, truth, justice, learning, redemption, humor, etcetera.
I enjoy reading, writing, learning, substantive conversations, nature wildlife, camping, cooking, chess, exercising, and so on.
I've been in prison for 21 years now, which I've spent developing my mind and helping others realize their potential. I'm all about self education, and believe in the transformation power of books. I've abandoned my criminal mentality and am now socially conscious. Over the years I've committed journalism and challenged carious forms of injustice perpetrated by sotttlaw officials employed by the state.
In retaliation of my constitutionally protected activities, I have and continue to be targeted for realization in an apparent gang stalking campaign by officials acting under color of low.
What is "gang stalking"? Who is gang stalking me? How did I become a gang stalking target? You can learn more about me an my struggle at my website I will give you once you write me.
I seek friendship, prayer, research materials, books, assistance with publicizing my story, and other forms support. If you send me a letter, please note as much by sending me an email (James Curtis in subject line) at my website, which will then be printed and forwarded to me. Why? Because my mail is often interfered by mailroom staff here at the prison, and there are those who would be happy to throw away your letter in order to derail your potential support and the possibility of our friendship.
James Curtis # 984533
Convicted Of - Assault
Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#639,965
Please write this inmate at:
Tony Harrison # 97A1299
Convicted Of - Wrongfully Convicted
Release Date - Serving a Life Sentence
Anonymous A (OP) undecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 6 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#642,010
Hello
I really don't like talking about myself, but I guess in this case I have no choice. I'm 27 of age, 160 pounds solid in all the right places. My weight goes perfectly with my height. I enjoy reading, writing, working out, and laughing as well is making people laugh. I have a good sense of humor if I do say so myself. I pride myself in being a fun fearless man. I'm very athletic, I played basketball and ran track in high school. I should've kept up with it. I probably could've out ran the police, but what's done is done.
I now realize that I've made mistakes in the past and I take full responsibility for each one of them. But truth be told most of my mistakes have made me the man I am today, which is an exceptional man.
I will respond to ALL LETTRS, so I'll be waiting to hear from you.
P.S. You can only send me letters and pictures at this address.
Ricardo Barton # 430526
Convicted Of - 1st Degree Martyr
Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#642,012
@639,962 (A)
Ok somehow I doubt that a guy convicted of simple assault has served 21 years in prison solely for that crime.
Anonymous K double-posted this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#642,014
One prisoner, a member of the Aryan Family who requested anonymity, says his group is more of a fraternal organization than a criminal group. "It's just camaraderie. People don't have too many people here, so they are looking for a way to be comfortable." The prisoner reports that there are a lot of Aryan Family members at Clallam Bay. While the prisoner was not at Clallam Bay at the time Benda told Friedman that neo-Nazis were using Judaism to meet, he does say that he and some other Aryans declared themselves Jewish and were getting kosher food. He did so after assaulting a corrections officer, because he was afraid the institution would retaliate by tampering with his food. "I knew they couldn't mess with the kosher food," he says, referring to the fact that kosher food is prepackaged and brought in from outside. He also notes that for a while, all the prisoners who were receiving kosher food were housed in the same section of the prison. Such an arrangement was convenient for him and his Aryan pals. "That didn't work out," he says. Eventually, some of the older leaders of the Aryan Family learned of their younger comrades' culinary choices and put an end to it. "There was a problem with Aryans eating kosher food," he says.
While the Aryan Family prisoner describes his group in benign terms, court documents tell a different story. Prison authorities accuse James Curtis, a Clallam Bay prisoner, of being a member of the Aryan Family and leading a brutal assault against James Wilkenson, an African- American prisoner, including carving the initials "A.F." into Wilkenson's back. Curtis denies the charges and being a member of the Aryan Family. The case is headed for trial later this year.
This whole article is so strange but apparently he is not being completely forthright!
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Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#642,018
Shelton was convicted in 1990 for the abduction, rape and sodomy of a 12-year-old girl in Fort Hood, Texas.
Then
A registered sex offender was charged Wednesday with abducting a 5-year-old girl and restraining his girlfriend with duct tape after she found the child in the man's home.
The Butler County prosecutor charged Jeffrey Dean Shelton, 45, of Poplar Bluff, with four felonies — felonious restraint, child kidnapping, second-degree domestic assault and first-degree burglary.
The woman said that when Shelton came into the front room, he said it was "now her fault that he was going to have to kill her and the child."
The woman told authorities Shelton beat her, knocked her onto the floor and bound her hands with duct tape. She said Shelton then made the girl expose herself, according to the probable cause statement.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#642,019
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,710
My name is Robert Lee Gigger who is a black male.
I am looking for a nice Christian female who I can share my love with as well as my finances. I am very generous as a matter of fact I am overwhelming with generosity. I received over $2000 from the government every month. I also have a checking and saving accounts in two different banks.
I am open to all races, ages and sizes. I do not discriminate. I am an ordained minister. I would love to find that special young lady who could become my first lady because I have been seriously considering opening up a church and become a pastor when I get out of prison.
I do have a parole lawyer and I come up for parole in April 2015. My parole lawyer told me that I am a good candidate for parole and he feels confident that he can get me out of prison in 2015. it probably won't do me any good to tell you that I am innocent, but I am innocent. Previously I had 5 rent houses and I made approximately $5000 profit each month. When I get released I am planning on having more than five rental houses. My slogan is rooms for rent make you feel like you are the president! All kinds. I am not lying. Now is the right time. Singles, families and couples.
This concludes my letter, but not my love. With a kind and loving heart like always, Robert Lee Gigger.
When I was in college I tutored mathematics for Shelby State community college. Therefore I have the credentials to open up a school for tutoring mathematics.
Thank you very much and may God bless you exceedingly.
Robert Gigger # 1788336
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,714
@previous (A)
He wants to open a church and be a pastor, become a landlord, and open a school for tutoring mathematics? At the same time?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,715
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Maybe he can fix American educational disparity while he's at it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,768
There's nothing more important than establishing a friend through themail.
Open honestly exists much earlier than in-person friendships if that even develops.
Keep in mind that "practice makes perfect." You become better at anything by experience on experience on experience by repetition. Your writing will make better writing. You can achieve more in letters by the pen than you can by your mouth. In letters you achieve what is a valuable asset. Remember, don't toss out a letter-don't waste your time sending something which is only half understood.
Isn't your time important? Which is as much as to say, aren't you important? Therefore, make every word readable, make every word spelled correctly.
My purpose is to connect with a female, a lady who is female by birth or a male by birth, who is a lady, not what is called gay. Hold on, don't jump to conclusions; read on.
My goal is marriage. I'm a Caucasian man who is heterosexual-who is a proper match for any age woman, or any age woman who actually is a man, who looks, acts, feels, and dresses as a woman, and lives her life as female.
There is no definite age that I seek. Any person with any wisdom knows you can not put perimeters to people. Even cattle and horses are very often with varying ages and abilities and talents and personalities, as different as the same variedness in personality and maturity, in comparable years, that men and women are.
Being a heterosexual, in all that I am, the woman for me needs only to be feminine as I described in order to please me for marriage.
My belief, based on experiences that the human race is basically bisexual, is as true as one person's IQ is different for anothers, and no two persons are alike. Having extensively studied the proposition, if you wish to go further as women who are a woman, and men who are a woman far more when compared to most women, write me.
Claude Hudson
Convicted Of - Trespassing
> On April 7, 2012, Joshua Mast (Mast) returned home to find Hudson inside his home, standing at the foot of his bed wearing his jacket. Mast asked Hudson why he was at his house, and Hudson told Mast that had knocked and nobody answered so he thought it was fine to go in. Mast then asked Hudson to leave. Hudson left wearing Mast’s jacket.
> On April 12, 2012, the State filed an Information charging Hudson with Count I, burglary, a Class B felony, Ind. Code § 35–43-2-1(b)(i), and Count II, theft, a class D felony, I.C. § 35–43-4-2.
Jesus Christ, burglary for that?!
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,770
FAO: Catherine
Do you feel like a woman?
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,771
@642,768 (A)
Claud could find work as actor in horror movies.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,772
@previous (R)
He looks like he could play a gravedigger or the patriarch of a cannibal incest family.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,773
My self-summary
Claude Hudson, Jr., the Terre Haute Tiger. My bio is mostly education, travel, and fighting. I’ve gone to several advanced education schools, traveled as a boy with my family, and being a lot more than a bit smaller than most boys, but empowered with natural fighting skills. I have had lots of fist fights. I never lost. This evolved to golden glove championships and a few, six to be exact, pro fights and ring magazines lightweight prospect of the month. I like uneducated people as much as the educated. My best talent is natural, it is counseling, especially juvenile delinquents. My BS degree is in English. Very much like Hemingway. I’ve liked all things that are manly and that take courage. I’ve always been extremely attracted to the opposite sex. I’ve been married twice. I was a paratrooper. I do what others are afraid to do. I also do lit and write as a pro. Hope to hear from you soon! Claude Hudson #239119 3731 Station Street, Apt. 11 Indianapolis, IN 46218
Bisexual, Man, Single, 5’ 6”
White, Speaks English, Catholic
Never smokes, Doesn’t drink
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#642,776
I'm outgoing, intelligent, motivated individual into health fitness and success.
Seeking companionship to share common interests to spend time together, to over loneliness, to enjoy one another company playmate, soulmate to share my goals, dreams, desires, innermost thoughts fantasies, feeling emotions and who will share his heart, mind and soul with me.
If you would be interested in developing a truly unique personal and very special relationship with me please write and tell me abut yourself. Let's correspond chillin, and inspire one another over a long term basis me and you eye to eye, heart to heart.
You can Jpay me please make sure you put your address on my e-mail. www.jpay.com.
I hope that I get some mail soon, I must say it gets lonely down here in Texas. I would like to thank you for your time and understanding. I also hope that you send a picture.
Cynthia White # 1210927
Convicted Of - Murder
Release Date - Case on Appeal
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#643,695
Hello,
Call me "Sundance kid" out here in the Midwest. I enjoy writing ladies and gentlemen with my thoughts and expressions, and I want to make some memories along the way.
I love to correspond with anyone interested in fantasy, spirituality, and the military. I'm from the Lone Star State where "everything is bigger", and I'm here to tell you I'm blessed in all the right places. But sex isn't all that's on my mind. I'm not shy or judgmental, we can talk about whatever you wish.
I've been in exile for a decade, much has changed that you could catch me up on in your own unique way. I read Playboy and psychology today and I consider myself a ladies man but with so many women having their own sexual gal-pals, I would only hope that it would be understood that I also am bi and like to experience the best of both worlds. Whomever reads this ad, understand that I will put you foremost on my thoughts and activities and I look forward to establishing a personal relationship that just may last a lifetime or however long you wish.
Jonas Cothron # 920440
Convicted Of - Murder
Release Date - 02/04/24
Is this Autphag? (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#643,696
Hello world. My name is Kody Osco.
A little about me. Been down three years, this leaves me very lascivious Ha Haa!!! I'm very effervescent but I've always been very impavid, which has always led to a lot of blunder in my life.
I love the water, biking, cooking, and anything to do with the outdoors. I've always found gardening to be very relaxing.
I'm interested in meeting women or men, in between 30 and 60 years of age. I've always been a bisexual man. Never been with a man in a full-time relationship, but am very curious. I've never been past the point of lust and am very eager to explore and build something ineffable.
This special woman or man I'm seeking would need to be candid, very jacose, yet erudite seeking felicity, a little complaisant always amplifies everything. I have never been more ebullient about finding you.
Kody Osco # 640807
Convicted Of - Assault Burglary
Release Date - 08/06/19
Anonymous R replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#643,724
White stabbed Jesse Salgado, 46, after an argument Jan. 15. The single wound to Salgado's back fractured a rib, punctured a lung and cut his aorta, causing him to bleed to death internally.
White's defense team claimed that Salgado tried to rape her, and she stabbed him in self-defense.
Salgado
"In desperation, in fear of being raped, she grabbed the knife," defense attorney Karen Jordan told the jury.
Prosecutor Matt Powell called White's story "an insult to every rape victim I've ever known."
White omitted the rape claim from her numerous, evolving statements to Lubbock Sheriff's Office investigators, Powell said. And blood on the weapon that White said she used belonged to someone other than Salgado.
"They want you to believe the defendant's fifth story, but that's got to be a lie," he said. "Just because she tells you, doesn't make it true. She lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies."
In her third written statement to authorities, White said Salgado got angry because she used too many minutes on his cell phone. Salgado punched White in the face and chest, the statement says, and she fought back by hitting his chest and head.
"Jesse pushed me, and I fell down in front of the TV. Jesse sat on top of me on my stomach," the document says. "We were tussling. I was trying to get Jesse off of me."
White said she grabbed a knife and swung it at Salgado, who tried to grab the weapon.
"After Jesse stood up, I stood up. When Jesse turned around to go toward the kitchen, I stabbed him in the back," the statement says.
Defense attorney David Crook described a lengthy and violent altercation between the two and said White stabbed Salgado to stop him from raping her.
Detective Deon Clements said many items remained undisturbed in the Salgado's small living room.
"Did it appear to you that there had been a brawl in this house?" Powell asked.
"No," Clements answered.
The fact that White said she followed Salgado to a bathroom and the two continued to fight after the stabbing does not support a self-defense claim, Clements testified.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,291
ATTN: Just when you thought you'd never find someone who would possess all the qualities you're looking for in a friend + lover, serendipity has brought us together.
I'm a diamond in the rough. Can you see my beauty? I'm who every woman in your past has strived to be liked but failed miserably at.
I'm an intelligent + beautiful treasure with a dubious past. Instead of judging my mistake I need you to understand that it is my past which truly makes me phenomenal. Despite my situation my life is far from over.
I currently have an appeal in the Supreme Court's, so any legal advice is appreciated. My goal after I'm released is to be a motivational speaker for troubled youths. I'd love to help teens stay on the right path during the challenging years ahead.
Measurements: 142 pounds-5'2" height-34B cup- 3 piercings.
Zodiac sign: Capricorn 1-4-1982
Hometown: Miami, Florida.
Hobbies: jet skiing, volleyball, horseshuing, pool, swimming and fishing.
I'm interested in traveling to different islands and countries. Would love to horseback ride with you.
I'm looking for someone to give my all to so here's your RSVP invitation. Claim your prize!!! I'm patiently waiting.
Brandi Johnson # 95109-004
Convicted Of - Bank Fraud
Release Date - 04/28/20
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Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,295
@643,696 (Is this Autphag?)
kody spending 2 much time with the prison thesaurus again... smh
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,729
Hello my name is Roy.
I'm very lonely, just need someone to talk to.
I'm going to be here for a long time. I'm very sorry for my crime. I'm 25 years old .
I'm very nice and friendly. I like to play basketball, and write music. I can wrap really good.
Roy Jones # 1419511
Convicted Of - Armed Robbery, Probation Violations
Release Date - 2035
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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,731
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,765
Girls in bikinis working on cars? Absolutely! that is my dream, my mission in life, and what I want to be when I grow up.
My names Kristina. I'm 30 years old and my dream about owning my own custom import shop where the mechanics are girls in bikinis!
My passion for cars and bicycles is what landed me where I'm at. Instead of legally chopping cars and putting them back together I just wanted to steal them. Ooops! Anyways I'm over 7 years in on an 8 year sentence. I top in February 2016.
I'm looking for someone who would be interested in writing back and forth and then who knows when I get out.
I love girls-but I'm also tempted by the occasional man. I love to be spoiled and I love everything romantic. I love the outdoors and am willing to try almost anything once. There are a lot of things I've never done and am extremely excited to try them. Snowboarding, the beach, going on a date.
So if you're interested you can look me up on jpay.com and send me an e-mail or to simply write me. I look forward to hearing from you!
Kristina Hand # 84025
Convicted Of - Grand Theft/Possession
Release Date - 02/25/16
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,766
@644,731 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Didn't find any, but I didn't look very hard
Anonymous T replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,767
Kristina Hand # 84025
PWCC
1451 Fore Road
Pocatello, ID 83204 USA
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,772
@644,765 (A)
Hand is a pretty cool surname, IMO. So she has that in her favour.
@644,767 (T)
It would imagine she would wear a suitably tough bikini for the job. Maybe one made of steel or some sort of thick, durable fabric.
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Anonymous T replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,774
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
you live in the uk. get this, on USA television there was a segment on one of those weird late nite shows that aren't on very late at nite and they would have ladies in metal bikinis chainsaw each other's breastes so that sparks would fly i think it was on um. letterman.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#644,776
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,841
Hello to everyone out there using this website. It's something new to me.
I hope to meet true and sincere friends who I can confide in and who can confide in me as well.
Like many of you my life has been ups and downs but the struggles made me into the man I am today. I'm a very humble and caring. I'm very open-minded, understanding and truthful, no matter what I am not a judgmental person. I believe everyone has their faults, the key is to learn to correct those faults. Honesty is the key element to a true friend, the foundation you could say.
I'm very going. I love cats, trucks and dogs. I love doing things outdoors and I'm a great listener. I like to work out and read books. I'm working on getting my barber license so I can start my own shop when I get out soon.
I'm very down to earth and looking to meet down to earth people. I was born in North Carolina but I moved to Jacksonville, Florida. I love peaceful places. I'm 6'2" and 220 pounds.
Anyone who is honest and a true friend please feel free to contact me. I will put an updated pictures soon.
P.S. You find some of the best things in the worst places so please don't judge books by their covers because some of us just were at the wrong place at the wrong time. The upper power is working his ways to send me home soon
Martel Weston # 0929197
Convicted Of - Murder
Release Date - 03/10/37
*He helped beat a paraplegic man to death with a pitchfork.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,842
@previous (A)
Is that what being in "the wrong place at the wrong time" means? I thought it meant something slightly different.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,843
I know that every girl dreams of one day find just the right felon to write to, well today is your lucky day.
it may seem hard to believe, but it can get pretty boring in here and I would love to pass time trading letters and getting to know new people.
So let me tell you a little about myself. I grew up in a small town in Jackson Michigan, so you can say I am a good ol' country boy.
The outdoors is where I like to be, a nice hot day or a cold day in winter. I would say I'm adventurous person. I love during the extreme and pushing the limits. There are a lot more fun and exciting things about me, all you have to do is take this opportunity to write.
I will be looking forward to the chance to get to know you.
Ronald Woodward II # 642966
Convicted Of - Involuntary Manslaughter
Release Date - 01/31/33
*He killed a 2-year-old child
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,846
Sweet Kissin' Karla told me to call her cuz she had something for me that was sweeter than honey and better than money. Now, I wanted the money cuz I'm from the hood and ain't no kiss that good. Karla said to me, "I wanna give you my love cuz even though my kisses are soft and sweet, I'd rather give you my heart cuz sex is cheap!" My pride wouldn't let me believe her cuz I felt like I didn't need her. See, everybody called Karla a hoodrat because kissen' men was what she was good at and back in 2007 I was only 20 years old. I was too young to see that Karla loved me with all her mind, body, and soul...So I missed out on a real love. Ever since that day my regret has been endless and that's why I'm reaching out to you...hoping to find a genuine friendship!
Ronnie Flowers # 13667-040
Convicted Of - Guns & Drugs
Release Date - 12/27/18
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,848
Hello, hi my name is Speed.
I am black. I am a Licpro Golden glove boxer 2 time winner and also Lic Pro drag racer for bikes and cars, yes I race out law Harley Davidson's.
I am from Houston, Texas where the gangsters roll candy toys in 5th ward. I own a cool 6 bedroom home in Houston, Texas.
"Hello" Pal . I am 6'1", 180 lbs., bro eye's bo legger rock hard 8 pack ab's. I work out 6 days a week, 500 push-ups, 500 sit ups so I will be ready to box, race and ride when I hit Houston, Texas 110-28-16. But I now race, box and ride for the Lord. So, please do not go bad on me please?
My name is Speed and I build East Coast Harley-Davidson choppers and I like you to have a picture of my black Harley-Davidson chopper and I ask you pen pal what color should I paint it?
Pen Pal I got some cool news you can is ready on for. 1.2.3.4. "Star" yes that your new nickname "Star" I hope you like it pen pal because you should be a in Hollywood because you is my new superstar Candy girl.
I just won a big lawsuit so I am now a cool "Rich" outlaw biker for the Lord and me and God pick you to share my big blessing with. Pen Pal I just want to bless you and 3D and love you and 3D the way God have loved me feel me? Pen Pal real talk.
You can hit me up on YouTube and see me pro boxing and dragracing outlaw, funny cars and Tix out outlaw Harley Davidson bikes at top speeds at 328 m.p.h. Now that speed huh? What can I say I do have a need for speed Ha Ha Ha.
I have 2 cool tix out east coast Harley-Davidson choppers one candy wet black one candy wet red. I have a cool 1982 4-speed T-top Vett it's candy blue. I have a cool tix out 4-speed wet candy black T-top Trans Am yes the one and only the Smokey and the bandit and yes all my candy toys. So, so, so, superfast and yes they all r built for speed.
See my mother is manager and sponsor and person trainer need to keep up on me. I would love for you to come to Houston, Texas to see me box and race?
Can you cook? I would love to take you for a ride on my Harley. I will let you drive my Vett or T/A. He will love the power. I will show you how to ride my bike?
Pen Pal when you are driving your car and you see the speed limit sign please think about your new outlaw biker homeboy Speed because you and my $ money$ will be on my mind and till I see you "face to face" 110-28-16 yes, me and my bike in God love you 4 life and give you lots and lots and lots of $ money$. So don't trip God blessed me like that real talk.
I want to buy you a real cool "Vett" or a cool "bike. Yes you can pick it and I will buy it okay. It's your call? Yes, I am as real as they come. Yes I walk the walk and talk the talk. No I do not have no girl and my life my wife went bad on me when I got this here TDC time but life goes on right? But I will let you see me in action. My new job is to give you lots and lots of $ money$ that's what God and me want to do is to see your sexy smile :-) and keep you happy and yes I love my new job. God had gave me to show you God love. God got you and mark my word that best is yet to come, Amen. Do you know where I can rent a that don't care about a cool tix oout Harley-Davidson with outlaw super loud pipes. Yes you can hear my bikes for 12 miles down the road.
I don't kiss and tell so keep our business 'one" on one. Yes me and you. All I need is one down by law G-girl on my new team like I need "air" because our business is not show business, right? Because I will never go bad on you.. I am down with the old school rules.
That's how I roll. All I ask loyalty, no more no less just keep the game VIP feel me?
Here is a picture of me & my bike. I will call you on the 10-28-16 so keep me in your sexy mind. God got me in your back just like AC/DC back and black so stay down for speed and God til 10-28-16 Bet? always bet on black.
Pen Pal am down with you and God good or bad right or wrong I will be on side 4 life?
God Bless, Speed
Curtis Speed Hall # 01929662
Convicted Of - Aggravated Robbery
Release Date - 10/28/16
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,849
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,900
@645,842 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
he was going to rob a dude with another dude
But the dude he was with flipped and murdered the dude who they were robbing with a pitchfork and then shovel. Then they tried to burn the house
A quote from his attorney claims Martel has an IQ of 60
Also sad
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo double-posted this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,906
@645,846 (A)
What is guns and drugs?
also that's a cute story
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo triple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,907
@645,849 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
he's a cool rich outlaw biker boxer for the lord
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,948
@645,906 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Firearms and narcotics
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#645,951
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Are you a narcotic? Because I can't quit you.
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,031
@645,948 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Seriously tho what does that charge mean
Is it just possession of both at the same time
How does it happen
I'll just google it
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,081
@previous (Z-1)
It's not an actual charge, the prisoners get to fill in that field however they want.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,327
Hey,
I go by my middle name, Tyrone. I was raised in center and San Augustine, Texas.
My education consist of a GED, welding, paralegal and computer science.
I'm an author of urban fiction.
I have a chance to be home as early as October.
I'm single and looking for a serious relationship.
Like an Alpha Wolf, I'm hunting a female. But not just any female. You have to be 28 or older, curvaceous, single and looking for a serious relationship.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
-Your new man-
P.S. Though I'm allowed to "receive" e-mails I don't have a way to "send" . So, if you're e-mailing your response through jpay, please remember to include your mailing address? It's the only way I can respond.
Cherry Evans # 823791
Convicted Of - Robbery
Release Date - 06/2030
The Biker Syntax (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,329
Dear Babe,
SWM-Lonely Teddy Bear, 6' 3", 245 solid blonde & blue lookin'4 you. Pump iron-play pool, write poetry-pretty cool. Love 2 rollerskate + play frisbee, but not at the same time.
Everyone calls me "Hollywood". Look like young all in. I own a Harley + a rott named Thor von Sledgehammer-mellow like me.
Locked in a cage
You were to turn
Lost in space
Ready to burn
Thinkin of freedom
And a foxy lady
cruisin' down the road doin' 180
In my dreams
There she said,
"Let's make love
In my waterbed."
They can't lock
Me up forever
"FREE THE WARRIOR"
Now or never!
I do leatherwork & tattoo's, body man/ painter by trade. Never had a cigarette or coffee. Never hit a woman. I have a record-no rape or murder. I LOVE CHICKS IN LEATHER, I LOVE CHICKS IN LACE, but it like it best, when they sit on my...Harley.
Tell me all about your-likes & dislikes, fav sutff?Music? Tattoos? I have 5 big ones. any kids? I have one. Little kids & puppy dogs love me.
Take care & stay sweet.
Keep the faith
God Bless
Sincerely,
Steven Evans # 25494
Convicted Of - Burglary High-Speed Chase
Release Date - 2017-2018
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,334
@previous (The Biker Syntax)
I bet he only committed the burglary as an excuse to have the high-speed chase.
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,343
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#646,387
Hello,
It would be most pleasurable to have a Pen Pal 9s).
I am retired and healthy, taking no meds.
I like Western movies, action movies and the history channel (Curse of Oak Island) to include some sports like boxing, football.
I am not looking for a 'hand out', but maybe something copied from the web; will help might be helpful.
Yes, I am doing time for a sex offense and I know it does no good to say that I'm innocent. I understand the "Politics' and the 'Commercial Gain' for CDOC. I do most of my own legal work.
I would like a pen pal that believes in trust and honesty, like myself. A friend yes and if you have a pic it would be nice to have. I will give complete answers to any question (s) you might have.
David Collins # 122803
DOB - 09/10/46
Seeking - Women
Race - Caucasian
Religion - LDS
Convicted Of - Sex Offence
Release Date - ? Anytime Serving a Life Sentence
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 days later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#648,206
Petite blonde bombshell looking for a mature man who wants to spoil me!!
Hey there fellas!! Let we start by telling you a little bit about myself. I am 5 feet tall, 114 lbs. with blonde hair and green eyes. I'm very down to earth and I try my best to always maintain a nice body and keep a good outlook on life. I am very sweet with a witty sense of humor and I love a man who knows how to keep his woman happy.
I am looking for some companionship and possibly a love interest if all goes well. I absolutely love to be spoiled in a relationship, but I also understand that it is a two way street., so…the more you spoil me sweeties the more I spoil you!! Sky is the limit!!
I'm really looking forward to building some lasting connections and I can't wait to hear from you. I'm on my way out of these gates fairly soon, so don't take too long to respond to this ad. I'll be waiting!
Brianne Raisner # WE0748
Convicted Of - Personal
Release Date - 2019
A Pittsburg woman was excoriated by a judge before she got a 12-year prison sentence for ramming her ex-boyfriend with her car and swerving for several blocks as he held onto the hood, until he fell off and got run over.
Brianne Michelle Raisner, 27, pleaded no contest last month to voluntary manslaughter with a felony enhancement for using a vehicle as a weapon in the death of 31-year-old Michael Krummen Jr. in the early-morning hours of Sept. 13, 2009.
During her sentencing in Contra Costa Superior Court, Raisner called the death an accident and said that Krummen jumped onto the hood of her car, sending her into a panic. A visibly incredulous Judge Nancy Davis Stark impatiently waited for Raisner to finish speaking before launching into a spirited admonition.
"I think this is the most outrageous lie I have ever heard, given the evidence," Stark said.
Stark went on to detail Raisner's actions that night: that she never tried to stop once Krummen was on the hood; that once he fell off and was partially under her car, surveillance cameras show her sitting inside the car for 1 minute, 17 seconds without getting out, checking on him or calling for help; and that her allegations that Krummen was rough with her were refuted by neighbors' accounts that it was she who physically and verbally abused him.
Stark also cited Raisner's criminal history - arrests tied to grand theft and auto burglary, many of which while she was on probation - in deciding to give her the maximum possible sentence. The judge's motivation was fueled in part by her desire to comfort a family that had been tearfully outspoken against a plea deal that allowed Raisner to avoid a murder trial.
"I did it as best as I could," Stark said in closing her statements.
Krummen's brother, Marcus, spoke during the sentencing. He said in a previous hearing that this was not the first time Raisner tried to run over Michael.
"You took my brother and you have no remorse," Marcus Krummen said. "You're nothing but a joke."
Police and relatives say Michael Krummen Jr. had gone to Raisner's Marina Boulevard apartment to retrieve his belongings after a breakup. Both had smoked crystal methamphetamine during the visit -- a fact that influenced prosecutors in reaching the voluntary manslaughter agreement. Stark said it partly explained but could never absolve her actions.
"You dead-aimed at him," Stark said. "He was never looking in your direction."
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Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#656,108
D: is for Darrell "Dortell" Williams (google Dortell Williams) , as well as daring...and dialect (English & Spanish.
D...is for decisive, decorative (fun),and descriptive (wirter).
D...is for drug dealer (not proud of that past), degrees earned (two academic), diplomatic, and detailed.
D… Is for the defender and dependable (really!!).
D... Is for determined and decent (mature, rehabilitated person).
D... Is for delighted to meet you (Smile).
Dortell Williams # H-45771
Convicted Of - Conspiracy
Release Date - Eligibility Hearing 2016 Serving a Life Sentence
On the other hand, you have inmates consistently distancing themselves from their crimes with their language. Perhaps this is on counsel's advice, but the first guy we meet, Dortell Williams, refers to his wife as "the person who got killed."
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#656,111
@previous (A)
Politicians should be getting arrested for conspiracy left and right!
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#656,125
@648,206 (A)
She is chilling out at Chowchilla, CA
Says "A little about me: I'm a very sweet girl with a charming personality who ended up in a very unfortunate situation. Still I try to make the best of the situation I am in. I have a great sense of humor and I am very down to earth. I am looking for someone to spoil me that I can spoil in return. I would love to meet a man that truly knows how to treat a lady because I definitely know how to treat my man."
> I definitely know how to treat my man."
She sure does for those into BDSM.
She got a 12-year prison sentence for ramming her ex-boyfriend with her car and swerving for several blocks as he held onto the hood, until he fell off and got run over.
She never tried to stop once, Boyfriend Krummen was on the hood; that once he fell off and was partially under her car, surveillance cameras show her sitting inside the car for 1 minute, 17 seconds without getting out, checking on him or calling for help. Prior arrests tied to grand theft and auto burglary, many of which while she was on probation.
Crystal methamphetamine is her go to drug.
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#656,167
Basically Gary Coleman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#659,111
Everybody calls me Richie.
I'm laid-back, love to BBQ, like going to comedy clubs and old-school concerts, love being a provider for family. I'm a guy with a sense of humor & when it comes to religion I just believe in God.
I've read that a man reaches his mental age of majority between 35-40, so I'm ready to settle down, get into real estate, travel, be happy and blissfully in love.
I'm looking for an independent woman also with a sense of humor, can cook, carries herself with class during the day and be my personal stripper at night. : A woman that's ready to build an empire with me. If you're that special someone holla back, and if is anything else you want to know about me ask, I promise to be honest.
Fav song"Smokey Robertson-Crusin" and "Into-come inside.
This is the only picture I have current picture go to IDOC.
Sincerely,
Richie
P.S. Sincerely mean's only if you want me to be.
Richard Jackson # B 75860
Convicted Of - UUW by Felon
Release Date - 01/19/19
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^][v]#659,115
SALUTATIONS 2 you, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, and WELCOME 2 Anthony's page!!
Stand-up guy seeking friend 2 sound off with about what we wish 2 achieve for 2016, on word I am a CONSCIOUS 5 foot 9 INCH OPTIMIST, dead set upon having a bright & fulfilling future. 42 & originally of Gulfport, Mississippi, I've always had the ability 2 incite xtreme LAUGHTER. Humoring others is a past time that I enjoy a great deal. TRUTH, a healthy lifestyle, FAMILY and a solid FOUNDATION are the values most important 2 me.
My main objective is 2 go somewhere, land a really great job in distribution, and continuing building (fortunately, I had no children or any outstanding obligations). Today I'm staying fit, writing poetry, and reading a ton of nonfiction. Interest include: RELOCATION, homeownership, family & genuine friends, MEDITATION, YOGA, nonprofit org. 4 the youth or hungry, small business.
Hobbies/pleasures: GYM, MOVIES, COOKING & BAKING, ASIAN CUISINE, MUSEUMS, historic sites, COMEDY venues, karaoke bar, travel, DJ MIXSHOWS/LIVE BANDS, pets, MENTORSHIP, drawling & painting, basketball, mountain biking, hiking, ATV riding, horseback riding, bio pictures, documentaries, alternative information & news media, RESEARCH, snowboarding, MUSIQWISE: contemporary jazz, classic & neo soul, , R&B, reggae, New Age rock, and conscious hip-hop.
I wish 2 connect with a fabulous female (inside & out) who share some of the same interests, hobbies, and values as myself. Thank you 4 taking a second 2 evaluate my page. Hope 2 hear from you soon… Peace!
Anthony McInnis # 0270116
Convicted Of - Common Law Robbery
Release Date - 07/15/16
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,729
Hi,
I'm a single White gay guy. I allow prisoner inmate who will hang out on the streets with me, who is gay. I allow a regular picture of yourself please.
I'm from Appleton, WI. Serious please keep contact in your letters. Prisoner inmates yes I have DVD movies. I love horror movies.
Yes will you hang out on the street with me. If your gay be my boyfriend serious regular picture. Be serious too!!
Prisoner inmate know if they want to hang out on the streets of Appleton, WI. if there gay.
White gay guy any age OK. Please
Yes, I'm gay I allow prisoner inmate to write if they are gay please.
Thierry Nottelet # 100467
Convicted Of - Sex Crime
Release Date - Unknown at this Time-Legal
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,740
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,741
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes, I'm gay I allow prisoner inmate to write if they are gay please.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,746
Hello,
I am returning to court for resentencing in September, the projected release date will be between 144 to 180 months. My story isn't over yet.
I am seeking those whom are into the artistic and creative life styles. I seek those who understand the loss of loved ones, those with HIV, Aids, and Cancer. I want to talk with those in the armed forces; especially those injured in combat, those whom underwent gender reassignment, lesbians, goth, and those with appreciation of life.
My interests are: reading, writing, listening to: Jazz, Symphonies, Blues, especially Celtic Blues. Watching: hockey WNBA. MLS, MLB. I am a fan of women's NCAA: softball, soccer, and basketball; go UCONN B. Stewart is awesome!
Favorite book: Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
Favorite Singer: tori Amos
Favorite TV show: Mash
Favorite Movie: Life as a house
Favorite actor: Topher Grace
Favorite actress: Chloe Sevigny
Favorite athlete: Diana Taurausi
Favorite writer: John Green
Top three celebrity crushes: Jodie Sweetin, Mindy K, Kourtney Kardashian
I am moving to Glendale, California upon release to pursue a bachelors in fine arts in writing screen and stage plays. I look forward to anyone who writes me.
Clao John
Jonathan Newell # 0788137
Convicted Of - 1st Degree Murder
Release Date - Serving a Life Sentence
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,747
@previous (A)
He strangled his ex-girlfriend then wrote a letter to her mother:
> Newell also wrote a letter to Regan’s mother, Daniel Bailey said. Newell mailed it so that it would arrive on Aug. 23, Regan’s birthday, he said.
> In the letter, Newell talked about Regan being in a better place and wrote that he hoped he wasn’t “pouring salt on the wound,” Daniel Bailey said.
> “There are days I miss Regan,” Newell wrote. “She certainly was a unique kid.”
Anonymous R replied with this 9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,748
@661,741 (A)
OP
You need a reboot. Connect up with Brianne Michelle Raisner. If you're going to be gay, at least be gay in a fem way.
Just Saying.
Anonymous Q replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,751
@661,746 (A) > I am moving to Glendale, California upon release to pursue a bachelors in fine arts in writing screen and stage plays. I look forward to anyone who writes me.
> Convicted Of - 1st Degree Murder
Needs a quality lawyer like becky to fix this conundrum.
> Release Date - Serving a Life Sentence
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,752
I am interested in corresponding with other creative individuals.
Prior to incarceration I worked as a sculptor in fabric, plexiglass and welding. Adjusting to the radical different creative options in prison was a challenge. Initially I expanded my graphics. Eventually I decided to give yarn a whirl. I was delighted to discover crochet as a sculpturing technique.
Having been on the receiving end of extreme domestic violence, I've made donating work to advocacy groups a priority. Recently I was transferred from prison to a County jail. In prison I ran the silkscreen shop, designed garden, facilitated native prayer circles and painted murals.
Jail resembles Max with better food and TV. After nine years of prison, this current dearth of mental stimulation has persuaded me to seek out others of like mind.
Some of my interests include fish, herpetology, horticulture and self-sufficient living. I plan on relocating my studio to Louisiana upon release. If you ever hear of a woman living inside of a dinosaur sculpture in a swamp, that will be me.
I will give anyone who writes the courtesy of a response.
Hope to hear from you soon
Carole Alden # 180047
Religion - Aqrarian Based
Convicted Of - 2nd Degree Manslaughter
Release Date - Projected 07/2021
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,754
My name is Jason Lee Schwartz. I am 32 years old, 5'7", 195 lbs.
I was recently sentenced to 187 years.
I'm looking for someone to write, first as friends, maybe something more one day.
As you can tell from my pictures, I'm covered with tattoos from head to toe. I'm also a tattoo artist. I love to draw and paint. I need someone to draw things for to pass my time.
I'm very open and love to talk so feel free to talk about anything. I have tons of pictures for whomever writes.
I'm looking forward to all letters. Age and race does not matter. Personality is all that matters.
Jason Schwartz # 137123
Convicted Of - Sexual Misconduct With a Minor: Child Molesting
> One girl said she had sex with Schwartz in exchange for a tattoo, while another girl who he tattooed said Schwartz asked her for sex, but she refused.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#661,755
By now you know there many ways to travel, many ways to experience thisOdyssey we know as life. For now, in this place and time, I seek only one way, one opening, one experience to what may someday be known as us.
Consider this, I've come to the point of being no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveal something new, and that is ultimately good for the artist. Or so it has been said.
Perhaps, what I sense within all of this is an opportunity to journey back and discover what I may have missed. So please, if I may, allow me to introduce myself-my name is Vic, but all my people call me Lee-Own. I'm 5'8", 180 pounds all muscle. I'm a Colorado native with a background in professional breeding, specializing in dogs & reptiles. I started to successful businesses that are currently on hold due to my incarceration.
I'm one of those guys who believes that taking care of your body is the oldest trick to living longer. So because of that I eat healthy, and dedicate 3 hours every day to an intense workout. I'm a low-key, universal person who does not discriminate in race, religion, or physical appearance. I'm simply a guy in need of a friend. So if you're in need of a friend that's in need of a friend write me.
Victor Sanders # 159148
Convicted Of - Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor Prostitution
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 days later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,082
Bis Black Teddy bear seeks plump, Goldilocks.
I didn't know what else to say so I decided to go with the truth. Perhaps the thought of beginning a relationship with a man in prison scares you.
Consider this I missed out on an audition with Sony music because I was afraid! I have never been with a white woman even though I have been attracted to them my whole life because I was afraid
I have been in prison for 17 years because I was afraid to tell the truth! The perpetrator has told the truth so hopefully I'll get another chance!
I have been dreaming about a big beautiful blonde woman with eyes that appear to colors for the last 7 or 8 years when I've had 5 people tell me I dramt you got to be your case. I repeatedly had man with long prison sentences tell me I should get a penpal for 10 years but the reason I haven't tried is because I was afraid. Then I man told me that God has a good woman waiting for you and that I would be locked up much longer but nothing good will happen until I follow my heart!
So if you're brave enough and you're over 35 take a chance I may be the man of your dreams.
Ennis Davis # 930665
Religion - Buddhist
Convicted Of - Murder
Release Date - Serving a Life Sentence
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,084
Attention Black women.
First of all I'm not your average Caucasian. I was born with a serious condition called jungle fever. I love soul food, slow jams and must have chocolate in my life if you know what I mean. LOL. Seriously I am searching to build a life with a good black woman that appreciates the love and respect I have to give.
I'm very passionate, affectionate, and my loyalty runs deep. I'm very sincere and not here to play games with anyone's heart or feelings. I want to be happy, beloved and make the rest of my life the best of our lives. This is in prison talk or something I got out of a book. This is my heart and it feels real.
If you're scared by love talk then oops, your bad but it's nothing but love over here. Let's take time to become friends now so we can be much more in 2017.
I'm not perfect but I try my best. I enjoy cooking, tattooing, music, cuddling and much more.
If you are interested send a picture, ask me anything you want to know I'm very open and honest. Tell me about yourself and please no games.
John Lohnes # 60039-018
Race - Caucasian
Religion -
Convicted Of - Possession Firearms
Release Date - 090717
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Lt. Judy Hopps joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,094
@659,111 (Basically Gary Coleman) > smokey robertson
noooooo
Lt. Judy Hopps double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,095
Anonymous R replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,097
Kalyn Polochak 00510405
MLCC
6000 State Rd.
Memphis, Tennessee 38134
Hey Yall! :-) My name is Kalyn, but most call me Polo. I'm a young, fun, smiling, positive soul. I'm a 21-year-old bright and bubbly girl. I'm single, no kids. I hope that you write me and we can become great friends! I'm anxiously awaiting to hear from you! I have many talents and hobbies. My two passions though are music and art. I love rock, metal, and classic rock a lot. And when it comes to art I'm a huge fan of tattoos and believe in expressing yourself however you want.
I'm a bisexual. Love has no gender for me and I come both ways!
My heart beats with extra affection when in the company of women older than 70. I'm an old soul in a young lady and very down-to-earth. I'm also a nature lover and the woods feel like home to me. I can't tell you all about me here or else there would be no need for you to write! So, I hope to hear from you soon and start our friendship. Smile, be blessed, and take care!
Sincerely,
Polo
Race: White
Date of Birth: August 6, 1994
Height: 5'7"
Earliest Release Date: Release Date: 2069
Religion: Christian
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
Education: GED and certificate in carpentry. Extra credits for coffins.
Occupation before prison: N/A
Activities in prison: Making Pillows, Sports, Classes, Church
Convicted of the premeditated strangulation death of seventy-two-year-old female with a cord around her neck and smothering her with a pillow Convicted of stealing the victims $8000 car
CRIMINAL APPEALS OF TENNESSEE AT NASHVILLE October 29, 2014
In consideration of the foregoing and the record as a whole, we affirm the judgments
of the trial court.
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Lt. Judy Hopps replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,098
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,142
@663,097 (R) > Love has no gender for me and I come both ways! > Implying there are only two genders
Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#663,157
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Also known as "Come as you are"
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 months later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#694,517
"Conjugal Visits Approved"
Have you ever dreamed of spending 3 breathtaking nights with having the luxury of being treated like an absolute goddess, full body massage, kisses everywhere by a handsome muscular piece of edible milk chocolate well dream no more…
I want to understand the inter self as well as your out your outter self because I have one desire to captive one heart for one special lady. If you crave to find that mystery man that troubles your dreams but captivates your soul and you never see his face that was me in the spiritual aspect this is me in the physical. Accept my summonsed to complete our journey together.
I'm a down to earth single good-looking brotha with a stunning physique, intelligent, appreciative, respectful and communicative. Who has no children but wants to make beautiful babies with one special lady that makes me feel elated and it's you in my arms.
A genuine man is hard to find, Ms. lady don't hesitate to contact me today. Once we find out this match is complete this post will be canceled!
Do believe my words are true, I'm only looking for one why can it be you?
Wholeheartedly, Maurice!!
Maurice Farmer # G67313
Kern Valley State Prison
Conviction: Robbery
Release: 07/20/20
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#695,381
What's up wit it!
I'ma keep this real short n sweet, cuz that's what I'm on at the moment, I pop all the fly stuff tho! I'm thugged all the way out, fo' real. However, I really be liven', so I'm super sophisticated at the same time. I'm all over the place, at all times.
I'm that open-minded n I am all honesty, I'm just going here lookin' 4 a few good people to communicate with, perios. Anything extra would be cool, but I really ain't on that, I need some intellectual stimulation. Contrary to popular belief, I know that all lil' something I ain't strange or shy. I played all the games, been there n done all that, fo' real.
Right now tho, I'm just try'n keep it real wit somebody that's gon' keep it real wit me, period. I'm short on solo shots right now, cuz they don't take pictures here. I look good tho! That's me young, I ain't changed much tho. I just got tatz now. My face blasted, I still got some space, but I'm in here get'n that up. Either way it go, hollar at me tho, I'm here...
Mitchell Green # AX8042
Folsom State Prison
Conviction
Corporal Injury
Release
11/16/19
henn joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#695,392
This is fucking depressing as shit
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^][v]#695,486
SO TIRED OF THE GOODIE-GOODIES
Bisexual, biracial, bilingual boy-toy looking 4 fun & vice. Women, men, and transgender's all invited. I am commitment oriented, but only with self-similar mentalities; mature, versatile & ambitious…
I enjoy fast women (or guys), fast money, & fast cars! Not into head games; express what we want, like, dislike, etc. and receive & give accordingly. So I guess that means I'm into only HONEST relationships.
Romance is great; I love getting & giving affection. But ambition & vision are vital traits too. I'm a bona fide go-getter, not afraid of taking chances… I need that same kind of spirit and any potential life-partner.
I've attracted the wrong kind of attention for so very long, gotten only the wrong kinds of mates. Not wanting that again! I am so very tired of the "goodie-goodies", the careful & coy caution-treadders… What I need & want is something not afraid of walking through firesstorms or hard rain. Someone ambitious, a little bit bad ass… I guess someone like me is what I mean.
Characteristically, I'm determined, loyal, fearless, selfless. Wanting to make a very special connection with someone compatible.
Intrigued? Get in touch & we'll give it a go!
Raemon Anderson # 139980
Kentucky State Penitentiary
Conviction
Robbery, Assault
Release
2019-2024
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 month later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#704,784
Hello!
I'm putting myself up 4 adoption. Tricks 4 doggie snacks! Ha! Prison is sad without companionship. This life would be easier with a friend. Every day present struggles that must be engaged with a mind of hopeful strength. Yet all too often the most I can do is rmfitr. Maybe we can strive against mental oppression together.
I'll write letters with anyone however, I don't like "cafon", a rude person. My goal is to experience frequent visitation and when a caring advocate. Writing is challenging 4 me so you must be willing to visit. Raised Christian but my lighthouse ways from neglect. I'm just trying to survive each and every day. "God help me".
Oddball-goofy-playful-father-tatto/artist-poet-bookworm. Like playing cards and find the Scrabble God. Ha! I love cooking Mexican. Love music, metal-R&B-country-Motown. Lately I'm identifying with classic rock which has benefited my efforts learning guitar. My television programs e: Big Brother-Survivor-Dateline-48-hours, 60 Minutes-PBS.
Don't like liars or people who want to hurt other people. I participate with disfortunate children and my hair went to wigs 4 kids. I believe giving back levels out wrong I've done. Each morning I tone up exercise/yoga meditation. Prior to incarceration I painted Hardys and work that he would know when I was fishing.
Lastly, if you adopt me, I'm potty trained!? Ha! Nevertheless, take care and never surrender your light. I hope good things come your way- ARRIVEDERCI! (Farewell).
BEST TO WRITE DIRECT!
THE MIRACULOUS BEAUTY OF A SMILE
The miraculous beauty of a smile, is a wonder. It is not diminished, by frequent flaunting, but replenished, of its perfect-ness with each new display, and if not often stretched may waste away.
Who can resist this pool? And why would they? It is to lips as sunlight day. The miraculous beauty of a smile, as natural as keeping to a child:Unfeignable-spontaneous-and wild!
An honest smile baits another's spirit, and with its warmth, draws another near it. Soon each face in you, with likewise pleasure, measure 4 measure, shares one growing treasure: THE MIRACULOUS BEAUTY OF A SMILE...
David Shaw Sr # K-25820 Race:Caucasian, White Boy!! Conviction: Burglary, Kidnapping, Assault, Attempted Murder, Terrorist Threat Release:07/2022 Serving a Life Sentence
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#704,871
@663,142 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Thats what you point out?
Jesus christ. Im going to have to do tutorials on how to not look like a clown when going out in public and be weird like nexus was now
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bhutto joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#704,891
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
stop trying to act like you are the paragon of what all transgender people should be you are a just a self righteous new ager hippie dude burn out bum with an over inflated ego thanks
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#704,904
@previous (bhutto)
If you really think im serious, and not halfway stoned, you should re read my poast bruh
I hardly ever trans out on stuff except in a bundle of junk and it doesnt usually make sense.
bhutto joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^][v]#704,907