Topic: If you're going to take a "selfie"...

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,546

...don't do it in the bathroom.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #613,698

...do it with a magnum.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #613,741

...do it from the heart.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #613,745

@613,698 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
but then you'll just be tasting the condom

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #613,766

@previous (D)
No you'll be tasting the chocolate she'll around the icecre am

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #613,795

...do it in the road.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #613,804

...do it on a boat.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,073

Taken on October 15, 2015.

brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,077

@previous (Meowth)
This is fantastic

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,078

@previous (brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI)
Thanks.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,100

@614,073 (Meowth)
You're so cute. It causes me physical pain.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,102

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Teehee. Thank you, I hope you enjoy the pain I cause you.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,105

@previous (Meowth)
Anything that makes me feel alive inside

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,114

@614,073 (Meowth)
Its mostly Wood.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,116

@614,105 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

@previous (Syntax)
Is it my wood or the door would??

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,124

@previous (Meowth)
Take a close look at the photo
You might want to ask mod for removal
Did not view close enough and perhaps its me ceeing to much CSI

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,127

@614,116 (Meowth)
That's... Kind of hot, actually.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,134

@614,124 (Syntax)
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Meowth double-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,135

@614,127 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I tried my best to remember such a touching pickup line.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,136

@614,124 (Syntax)
Sharpening your stalking skills, old man?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,147

@614,135 (Meowth)
It definitely worked

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,209

@614,124 (Syntax)
lol. Do you really think he meant to take a random picture of a doorknob, and just got his face in it accidentally?

brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,283

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I think Syntax r Confucius

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #614,304

@614,209 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI)

I wanted to error on the side of caution. Memories of many, when a currently banned person of MC set up a fan to blow on thin drapes to depict a ghost and forgot his web cam showed him at the very edge of the set up, when he was setting up the scam.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #614,360

@614,209 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
@614,283 (brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI)
@previous (Syntax)
This is a rare picture of myself as it includes my real smile laughing my balls off at myself knowing how stupid I must be to take such a picture lol.

brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #614,362

@previous (Meowth)
I could tell it was your genuine smile.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #614,382

there's like a couple of rules to talking selfies that no one seems to either know or at least follow:
1. clean your damn mirror.
2. do a quick check of your surroundings and make sure you either kick the pile of trash out of frame and hide the dildos or maybe find a different angle.
3. look at the fucking picture before you post it and ask yourself, "if i run for president how badly will this come back to bite me in the ass."

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #614,389

@614,362 (brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI)
You know me quite well!

@previous (squeegee)
This. Internet is serious business.

Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #614,558

If I pee in here is it a bathroom? Because I do pee in here. I pee in here alot.

Minichan