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Topic: We're going to unban matt, probably

r04r started this discussion 11 years ago #46,431

I'm thinking of having a thread where y'all get to set the rules for him. If he breaks any of the (non-deleted) rules he gets a week-long ban. Thoughts?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #612,555

i want to see what this great matt can do

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,556

I still think he should be forced to post a photo of himself naked and performing some act of self-degradation before the ban is lifted.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,565

@previous (C)
You're fucking gay, dude

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,567

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

are you a homophobe, dave?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,572

@previous (B)
Evidently, Richard

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,580

The plan was very much to come into this thread and make a snarky comment about not learning from the past. But if you're serious about messing with him in this way, then sure.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,581

yeah, okay. i can support this. can i have some time to think about my rule? it's going to be involved...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,589

Can the unbanning wait until Matturday?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #612,601

I don't even remember who Matt is anymore.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #612,621

@612,565 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Not really. I just want to see how desperate Matt is to be reinstated on this board. I mean, considering his track record, he might be willing to go even further than Negi did out on 4chan (or whatever it was).

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #612,622

okay, i got it. my rule is he's got to type with a lisp.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,661

He cannot say anything about food, or his so called miller guide. He can not say anything about China, murrica, or any other country. He can not say "Wrong again, obsessed fuckface". He can not say anyth.....

Fuck it, take away his keyboard...

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,668

Matt acts like a normal human being on Facebook, so I'll love to set this rule right now for him.

Treat this website like you would Facebook.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,683

@612,661 (I)
I like it when he talks about China

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,708

matt i DEMAND you let people post in the miller guide forum

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,728

@612,567 (B)
dave's not here man

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,730

Task him with writing an essay, of what he has done wrong (in the eyes of posters and mods)
Task him with recommends of ban periods for breaking any of the wrongs in the future

Submit in mail to Mods for review.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,732

My proposal is that Matt is only allowed to talk about China, but he can reference fecal material if it relates to how filthy the restrooms are there.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,733

Or he has to post a picture of himself eating a strange Chinese delicacy at least once a week.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,760

Every post Matt makes must be accompanied with a video of him reading the post text verbatim. No exceptions.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,763

@previous (N)
oh I like this

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,846

He must post everything he posts here on the Miller Guide fora.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,998

Matt is above the law

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,999

Make him penetrate his own asshole with a puffer fish. Does a puffer fish even exist?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #613,007

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Make him penetrate his own asshole with a puffer fish.

Fully inflated.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #613,009

he is required to put everything in terms of how it relates to food. even if it's completely unrelated.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #613,075

He must always make a signature in every post he makes with these song lyrics.

He da Matt Milla,
He a go getta,
He da Matt Milla,
He mah nigga.
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