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Topic: r04r please add a politeness tone checker/suggestion thing

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,419

Like this: https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness

It would help raise the level of politeness here.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later[^] [v] #612,348

@OPenis
Cram it, faggot.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,351

LOLOLOL
I typed in

Wood you be quiet

Rated Impolite
Suggested

Polite In my opinion wood you would be quiet
Polite Wood you be cool

Which is further proof that wood is perfectly polite english.
OP Mucho thanks for the site

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,352

@previous (Syntax)
What happens if you need to Google a phrase that contains the word "would"?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,354

@previous (B)
Google in its infinite wisdom takes my wood and offers the links I want and of course does offer a more complicated spelling

Hummmmmmmmmmm when I do search on Wood you be quiet

Does not offer the other spelling but did come up with this

Deep in the Quiet Wood
James Weldon Johnson, 1871 - 1928

Are you bowed down in heart?
Do you but hear the clashing discords and the din of life?
Then come away, come to the peaceful wood,
Here bathe your soul in silence. Listen! Now,
From out the palpitating solitude
Do you not catch, yet faint, elusive strains?
They are above, around, within you, everywhere.
Silently listen! Clear, and still more clear, they come.
They bubble up in rippling notes, and swell in singing tones.
Now let your soul run the whole gamut of the wondrous scale
Until, responsive to the tonic chord,
It touches the diapason of God’s grand cathedral organ,
Filling earth for you with heavenly peace
And holy harmonies.


One might expect Woods but its Wood. Look up of meaning of Wood in the poem

> Solitude

> A place of calm

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,355

Externally hosted imagemy tone was impolite

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,356

@previous (squeegee)
And not very powerful
No polite suggestions

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,357

@612,355 (squeegee)
Hi, fuck you?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #612,362

@612,354 (Syntax)
Kill yourself.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #612,374

@previous (F)
Software says
> Polite: Would you mind killing yourself.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,394

Sweet.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,397

@previous (G)
> Rewrite suggestions
> Please let me hit you in the bathroom
lolwut

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,398

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,399

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
Iwwiywmky

Turns out that phrase is quite polite.
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