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That's just the spark, son. The excuse we've been waiting for. Minichan's wanted this for years. Matt -- he knew memes were good for the chan. Five years later his legacy lingers on…
He left us his great memes! Fora! Thanks! Falun Gong! Welcome maxims for those with no originality -- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself - You're a Minichanner! You're number one! Then the only value left is bumps - the post count. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even memes. Especially memes.
Matt planted the seed -- we don't need him around to filter and foster his memes any longer. We're spreading them just fine ourselves. Every Minichan man, woman and child… We're all children of Matt now!
We just need something to jump start the post rate out of this funk. This recession it's been stuck in since the ban of Matt.
Ground Hog Days, Falco… post creators, anon! All those posters repeating memes, raging about them… Trust me, a little meme can work wonders.
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