Topic: I tried giving a guy a hummer.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,380

I heard that guys love the feeling when a girl hums while giving him a blowjob. I met a guy at a bar and later wanted to try a hummer. So while performing the blowjob, I started humming. I began with "What's The Matter With Kids Today?" from Bye Bye Birdie, then proceeded into "Tomorrow" from Annie. He did not like it. Instead, he gave me a funny look, then got up and left. What did I do wrong?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #611,955

you should have hummed hammer smashed face by cannibal corpse

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,961

He probably was not comfortable with receiving a blowjob in a bar.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,963

@previous (C)

or from a guy

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,972

Maybe you're just not that good at it. You may try more consistent suction.

Million Muffin March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,021

I want a volvo

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,024

@previous (Million Muffin March)

volvos stink like shit

Metæ⭐️ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,086

He might have been upset at the tax implications of receiving a $50,000 vehicle.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,088

this is matt, right

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,093

@previous (G)
55 percent likely

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