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Topic: How come God never had a problem with the ISS?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,376

He gets mad when people tried to construct a tower to Heaven (Tower of Babel), but he doesn't have a problem with the International Space Station?

Thanks to a certain somebody for pointing this out to me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #611,867

@OP
Crap.

Million Muffin March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,868

maybe he wants them to cut all our heads off

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,869

@previous (Million Muffin March)
Not crap.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,870

1) He is fictional
2) At the time he was being written by people who could not conceive of a space station

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,876

@previous (D)
Well, that.

There were more than a few people in the 60s' who felt that God would destroy the Apollo missions (it didn't help being named after a pagan god) when they tried to reach the moon. That didn't happen. I think the ancient Hebrew God only gets angry in Bronze/Iron age fables. I think that might just be superstitious storytelling.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,878

why doesn't god have a problem with ISIS?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,887

@previous (F)
Because they worship him and hate gays.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,888

@611,878 (F)
That's probably a better question. I guess the standard answer would be a lack of faith? Whenever the Jews got invaded by Neo-Assyria or Neo-Babylonia they generally just assumed the invaders were punishment by Yahweh for decadent kings or lack of reverence to Yahweh or worship of idols. If Christianity wants to borrow that view, I guess they could claim that lessening faith in a Christian God has caused the forces of ISIS to become a power. (I have actually heard Christians claim this)

Of course that would mean disregarding the US sowing the seeds of militant Islam while the USSR held Afghanistan during the cold war and fostering war between foreign nations in the middle east and selling arms to many of them and deposing a dictatorship in Iraq that it once propped up and occupying the country and then leaving a giant power vacuum in it's wake in the middle of a sea of religious and political unrest that was arguably caused by foreign intervention... I don't know, maybe there are realistic causes other than an angry god.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,893

@611,887 (A)

> worship god

they worship their own shitskin selves

Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,960

@611,870 (D)
Earth is kind of like a space station, if you think about it.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,969

@previous (Metæ?)
I have thought about it, and I can only agree in a very loose sense. Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,973

Isn't in the Moon itself in violation or must it be man-made.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,974

@previous (H)
I would have thought that god would like the moon because he would have made it himself. No, he just doesn't like it when the commoners get too uppity.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,977

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

i made the moon tbh

Metæ? replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,978

@611,969 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The... culinary sense?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,979

What about mining. I've heard some go down for quite some distance and then there's drilling which goes even further.
Why does one direction have precedent over another.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,981

@611,978 (Metæ?)
Haha, I remember that meme! It is, in fact, truly, a classic.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,982

@611,979 (H)
The heavens are up in the sky, that's why god was getting mad about it. There's fuck all underground (unless ancient Christians thought that hell was underground)?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,983

Fuck all is a great philosophy.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,985

@previous (H)
If you're an STD, maybe.

Million Muffin March replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,990

is Pluto a fruit or a vegetable

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,991

@611,978 (Metæ?)
> The... culinary sense?

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,092

It's some reddit shit, @OPenis.
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