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Topic: Cooking tip:if you ever make gravy (from a mix or otherwise) put a teaspoon of bacon grease in it.

Metæ? started this discussion 11 years ago #46,368

1 teaspoon per cup of gravy, roughly. Mix well and GOD DAMN! It's so rich and flavorful. This works on white, brown, and poultry gravies. Also bacon grease goes well on sautéed vegetables.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #611,763

Bacon grease goes with everything

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,764

@previous (B)

i bet it's nice on chocolate

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,765

Mmmm, a bacon grease gooey center

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,768

Cooking gammon in the slow cooker gets you huge amounts of stock to play with. I've been using it to cook noodles in some kind of soup but I'll try your gravy with it if you say I should.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,777

k

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,783

Agree the flavor boost of just a bit of bacon grease is Fantastic

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,786

@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,789

how much bacon do you eat to have leftover grease

Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,791

@previous (H)
2 or 3 pounds a week.

@611,783 (Syntax)
Thank u 4 inventing bacon re:finally a use 4 pigs.

@611,763 (B)
Only savory foods.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,792

@611,789 (H)
> clearly I have never cooked any bacon in my life and I have zero knowledge about this subject but I will post anyway no matter how stupid I am

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,794

@previous (E)
i have cooked bacon just probably a tiny amount each time by american standards

jeeze

Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,795

@previous (H)
> i have cooked bacon just probably a tiny amount each time by american standards
"Bacon" in America refers exclusively to what in Yurop is called "streaky bacon" which produces massove amounts of grease when pan fried. Leaner cuts such as back bacon (which IIRC is more popular in Europe) produces much less grease.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,796

@611,789 (H)
One slice of bacon done quick in microwave will provide lots of grease.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,797

@611,795 (Metæ?)
oh okay

sounds healthy

Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,798

@previous (H)
I don't believe saturated fat causes any health problems.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #611,799

@611,796 (Syntax)
You microwave bacon?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,801

@previous (B)
On occasion yes. If I am in a hurry I have a vertical hosting gizmo

Best to have a kitchen sink full of HOT soap suds for fast soak clean up

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,802

@611,799 (B)
I cooked bacon in a toaster oven. Hella convenient n super easy clean up, just toss out the tin foil c:

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,805

@611,789 (H)

they probably deep fry it

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,806

@611,802 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
I've cooked bacon in a toasted sandwich maker, it made a massive mess but cooked it perfectly.
@611,801 (Syntax)
You microwave potatoes too don't you?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,808

@previous (B)
> You microwave potatoes too don't you?

Not really Except If I am going to grill a steak which takes maybe 4 mins per side - Then I will somewhat pre cook the baked potato and finish on the grill.

Sure I could fire up the grill and wait till the potato is cooked but if I want speed and the texture of a grilled baked potato then its going to use a little microwave in prep

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,809

@previous (Syntax)
I read that as "I microwave everything".

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,810

@611,808 (Syntax)
Do you microwave poach eggs?

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,812

@previous (B)
Can you even get TV dinners with poached eggs?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,814

@611,810 (B)
Not on a regular basis but I sure have. Discussed this with a gal member of MC and now if in a real rush I can cook one up in 45 seconds,

I still prefer the bring pot to boil (small pot) and swirl the water and slide egg in. The microwave version has the least clean up and without doubt is beyond super fast

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,815

@611,812 (G)
Syntax invented microwave dinners while measuring wavelengths in his ocean a blue

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,818

@previous (B)
er no - However Syntax remembers a cold winter morning at Hughes R&D where a tech was testing a borrowed small nose cone radar transmitter for a Hughes air to air missile - and people took turns warming their hands in the RF Microwave field - Really really dumb cause I actually new more better but figured if their hands were not turning white from RF burn I might give it a try

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,823

@previous (Syntax)
Did these imaginary events happen a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,827

So moving past any more retarded off topic troll posts and back to bacon.
Growing up back way back this bacon wrapped chicken liver was probably the most common appetizer at parties

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,829

@previous (F)
Anything wrapped in bacon should also be dipped in batter and deep fried

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,831

@previous (B)
I no this is popular but have yet to try a bacon wrapped mars bar or anything battered/wrapped/bacon deep fried.

I am also sure I have missed out on some remarkable new gooey chewy concoctions

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,832

@611,827 (F)
Syntax is unable to counter any of the points I made, and has retreated into his autistic shell.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,833

@previous (G)

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,836

@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,837

@previous (G)

i don't get this meme

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,838

@previous (C)
Its typical of the fake doctor from TC. Just a stale meme. He comes to MC and generally is always off topic. Its his limited education and inability to contribute.

Now about Chocolate with bacon - I have not tried that combo.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,842

@previous (Syntax)
> Being this obsessed with "The Doctor"

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,865

@611,838 (Syntax)
You should invent the bacon grease gooey centered chocolate block..
@611,837 (C)
Domestos is the cure for autism, transgenderism, and chantardation.

gruppi joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,873

@611,791 (Metæ?)

> 2 or 3 pounds a week.

Topkek

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,898

@611,827 (F)
I tried liver last week. Immediately gagged and spat it out. Something about the texture, I just can't do it.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,901

@previous (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)

barbecued liver is so nice

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,913

> from a mix

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,967

@611,865 (B)
Factually accurate summary of Domestos

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,980

for some reason i have 3 large cans of St Hubert poutine gravy
what the fuck am i gonna do with this much gravy

Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,988

@previous (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
Put bacon grease in it, then get some fries and cheese curds and make poutine.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,989

@611,898 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)

> I tried liver last week. Immediately gagged and spat it out. Something about the texture, I just can't do it.

Agree regular liver is kinda yucky and markets around here never carry it. Chicken Livers are different and adding bacon (have not really had this for years) adds crunch


@611,901 (C)

> barbecued liver is so nice

Wot? In Brazil where they Bar-B-Q just about anything - Never had liver but Bar-Q beef hearts are not bad at all

Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,995

Also how in the name of Falun Gong did a thread about gravy get 46 replies?!

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,996

@previous (Metæ?)
Fact is Gravy wood not have made the grade

Its really all about

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 replied with this 11 years ago, 6 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,997

@611,988 (Metæ?)
do you realise how many heart attacks you'd get from the poutine required of just one of those cans

like at least 5

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,999

@611,995 (Metæ?)
People love gravy. Duh.

But you know, I don't think that a mere 46 replies properly reflects gravy's use in our society. We need to shoot for at least 100 replies, I think.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,000

@611,997 (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
He is a libertarian. If he wants to chug bacon grease, then neither you or the state should be able to stop him.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx triple-posted this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,001

@611,837 (C)
The people of the Bronze Age would certainly have found it chafing and uncomfortable.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,002

@611,999 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> I don't think that a mere 46 replies properly reflects gravy's use in our society.

Come on baby I need gravy
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

I know you dance the mashed potato fine
But that don?t show me that you?re really mine
Once start dancin? we?re now romancin?
So put that sucker on extra on the line

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
You?re the greatest, so
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

I think it?s twisted but I want some more
There?s something missing now we?re on the floor
Come on baby I want some gravy
A little kiss is what I?m waiting for

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
You?re the greatest
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight


Work out baby work out
All that huggin? and kissin? is why
I?ve got to have something else

Now when the mashed potato is finally through
There?s lots of groovy, gravy things to do
Lots of lovin?, kissin?, huggin?
I wanna ride that gravy train with you

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
Hey baby you?re the greatest
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight, give me

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
Oh baby come on honey
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
All that huggin? and kissin? is great
That I like
Yeah, what about gravy on it



Interesting the site I ripped this off of says
Unfortunately we're not authorized to show these lyrics.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,003

@previous (Syntax)
Thanks, Google.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,004

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Actually if one looks up Gravy Lyrics -
Several choices. There is one hell of a Rap Version of Gravy

Also one year ago today Google was $533 a share n today TODAY its $651 a share

Happy 2 share Google with you but not the market gains
Just Saying

Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,005

@612,000 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Reminds me of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
I couldn't watch it all the way through.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,017

@611,989 (Syntax)

you should try it, it's great

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,019

@612,002 (Syntax)
Great song

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,020

@612,003 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Whats wrong with Google?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,022

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Hey, you can see my posts? I thought you were ignoring me?

Nothing's wrong with Google, it's just a bit of a meme on here to say that whenever Syntax copy+pastes something as a reply. Which he blatantly had in that case.

gruppi replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,041

@611,873 (gruppi)

> > 2 or 3 pounds a week.
>
> Topkek

Actually that's not that much over a week. I apologize

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #612,042

@611,995 (Metæ?)
I once made a thread about instant potatoes that got 100+

Requesting merge for potato and gravy satisfaction

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #774,116

@previous (B)
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