Topic: I think matt should be unbanned but under one condition
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,348
and that condition is that he admits to being a terrorist and attempting to overthrow the chinese communist party and admits to playing a part in the tianjin explosions
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Andy joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #611,480
He should be unbanned on the condition that he upsets the merry men
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #611,482
I cant sit back and let this man endanger chinese citizens, i will not let this international terrorist be responsible for world war 3
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Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,589
@previous (H)
> this Matt person.
You should play the who is Matt game more often. Why did that schtick fade away?
> this Matt person.
You should play the who is Matt game more often. Why did that schtick fade away?
r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,617
I think he should be unbanned under the condition of not being allowed to use the letter E under any circumstance.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,618
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r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,620
@611,618 (J)
The worst part about his shtick is that it's all so tired, though. Maybe a new one would be amusing for a while.
The worst part about his shtick is that it's all so tired, though. Maybe a new one would be amusing for a while.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,626
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,710
there has been another terrorist attack on a chinese warehouse
this violence cannot stand
he must be brought to justice
this violence cannot stand
he must be brought to justice
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,722
I have proposed unbanning him on the condition that he not use a specified letter each day. So, day one he can't use the letter "a"; day 2, "b"; day 3, "c," etc. Each offense gets him a one-day ban.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,729
I propose he be restricted to the suicide for under $20 thread
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r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,749
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,767
r04r, just code it into the site that matt is unbanned for one hour every day, but randomize the hour. also him not being allowed to use the letter e would be pretty funny too. but yeah, like make it a site feature.
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r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,769
@previous (squeegee)
I like becky's idea. Could automate it where it picks a random letter each day, doesn't tell him which and autobans him for a day when he uses it. :')
I like becky's idea. Could automate it where it picks a random letter each day, doesn't tell him which and autobans him for a day when he uses it. :')
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,771
@previous (r04r)
that's a pretty good one. if it were me i'd make it so that he'd have to solve algebra problems as captchas before posting, but i'm terrible with bashing perl into ruby and whatever
that's a pretty good one. if it were me i'd make it so that he'd have to solve algebra problems as captchas before posting, but i'm terrible with bashing perl into ruby and whatever
squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,773
give everyone on the board the ability to place him on 1 minute probation as frequently as they want to
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,775
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,778
@611,773 (squeegee)
I also suggested that to r04r! I suggested an hour, but one minute would be funnier. I can just picture him drunkenly bashing the F5 key.
I also suggested that to r04r! I suggested an hour, but one minute would be funnier. I can just picture him drunkenly bashing the F5 key.
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squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #611,779
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #611,847
I think Matt should only be banned after he kills himself in a fire.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #611,860
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #611,882
is there enough toast in all the land for this much jelly?
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #611,883
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #611,965
We should arbitrarily come up with a list of rules that he will get banned for breaking, but not tell him what they are. It will be like a game for him to figure out what the rules are and a good time will be had by all.
