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Topic: do the blind men shave

Million Muffin March started this discussion 11 years ago #46,208

how can they possibly shave any good

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #609,927

Electric razor wood be easy.

Million Muffin March (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,931

@previous (Syntax)
I was thinking that, but I use one, I can see and it still comes out shitty and I spend half the time trying to get some god damn stubborn whiskers

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,933

Often due to multi-tasking I will shave at my keyboards and just run fingers over face to check out if smooth enough - I sure pay more attention and use a mirror if I am going to some fancy event
For just shopping or as today for Taco tuesday - no need for extra accuracy

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,935

@previous (Syntax)
Because you have so many exciting international playboy careers, right?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,936

@609,933 (Syntax)
I read that as "I shave while eating TV dinners alone in the dead-end apartment I rent".

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,938

@609,935 (C)
No one ever put Engineer and or Manager 2Gether with playboy.
And only just once during a business meeting did I request a glass of Scotch - I had the bar in my office removed at MCA. Everyone else had bars
Drink request was due to having to agree to budget cuts of a division which mostly meant lay offs.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,939

I hate shaving my face every week. When I was a kid I could'nt wait to get a beard going on but now I wish it would just give me a break already. Shit, if I were blind I'd just let it go all ZZ-Top.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,940

@609,938 (Syntax)
I read that as "I wash my TV dinners down with store brand blended scotch".

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #609,947

@609,939 (E)
> When I was a kid I could'nt wait to get a beard going on but now I wish it would just give me a break already

Pretty much everything you want to be adult enough to do is a cruel surprise when you finally start doing it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #609,949

Beards are fierce
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