Topic: Cool story thread
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 11 years ago #46,199
I woke up and there was something really bad next to me. I ran the fuck away and even outside in my pajamas. Outside i noticed the total darkness surrounding me. I realized i had a nightmare and began to calm down but then, somehow, i saw the ugliest spider there ever was. I crushes it and began to run home, then yet another panic set's in as i am not sure where i have ran and all i see is darkness. I have the sensation of spiders all around me and i begin to call for help in danish, then i stop, i don't want to embarrass my self. One small step of a time and i can finally touch something with my hands. What i feel are the curtains in my room, it was all just a dream and i spend the next 5 minutes listening to my heart beats before i fall asleep again.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #609,828
sounds kind of like a book I read.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,829
@OP
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,830
What counts as a cool story?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,832
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,833
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,836
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I was a pretty cool story, as long as you don't get your panties in a wad over characters who express their faith.
I was a pretty cool story, as long as you don't get your panties in a wad over characters who express their faith.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #610,103
@609,828 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What was the story called etc?
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What was the story called etc?
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #610,127
@previous (E)
hmmm, that could take awhile. my bookshelf's been gone for 3 years. I know it was book 1 in a series and the dust-jacket was green with glow-in-the-dark paint on the front.
hmmm, that could take awhile. my bookshelf's been gone for 3 years. I know it was book 1 in a series and the dust-jacket was green with glow-in-the-dark paint on the front.
Million Muffin March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #610,148
I was a lad in school and while noticing some ass, I experienced a boner, the first that I'd ever noticed. Of course I had no idea what the fuck and thought that something was medically wrong so I bolted out saying that I need to see the school nurse. Well the nurse assured me that it was easily fixed and not to worry. She explained that she was going to rub out a build up of something or other, and that once it was out, the swelling would decrease. It worked! She said that I could come by regularly to get the build-up cleared and long story short, I still visit her office to this day. I help out a problem she has with her tits so it's not just a one-way thing now.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #610,149
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kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #610,157
Once I needed to go to the grocery store and a pet shop so my girlfriend dropped me off and told me to call her when I was done. So I purchased my groceries, and then walked over to the pet shop. I got a tank and some gravel and also a betta fish, then I called my gf to come pick me up. She answers and says she will be outside in a minute. So I leave the store and get into the back of her car, which is parked in front of the store. So I'm holding up my fish and just chattering on about it like "I'm going to name him Algae. I just love the colors on his tail!" Stuff like that. So I look up, and three old ladies are in the front seats of the vehicle, just open mouthed staring at me. I had gotten into the wrong car! I apologized profusely and found my girlfriend. Turns out the cars are not very similar looking, but they were both grey so I guess that was enough for me to get them confused.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #610,159
Once I was visiting relatives in Indiana who have a farm. So I was going around feeding various animals until I see their horse. I get some horse biscuits and reach over a fence to feed it and all of a sudden my whole body went into giant muscle spasm. Weird things are always happening to my body, so I just shook it off and approached the horse again. As I'm leaning over the fence to try and feed him, once again I get the whole body muscle spasm. I then realized that I was touching an electric fence.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #610,325
Alright people, let's keep this going. Let's read about some more nutshell stories.
(I grinned about the electric fence.)
(I grinned about the electric fence.)
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #610,341
I once made a man's head explode using the power of my mind.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #610,404
Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #610,413
@610,159 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I was in France with my ex and their family. The end of the garden behind the holiday house was level with the top of a wall, on the other side of which was a donkey pit. We fed the donkeys grass which they seemed to like so when we found sugar cubes we decided to feed them those. So I stood on top of the wall and leaned over further and further and couldn't quite reach so I leaned a little further and my arm brushes this fence. It's an electric fence and I'm off balance. I fall forward and break the electric fence with my fucking face, fall the four and a half feet and land face first. When I stand up the donkeys like 2 meters away from me hooves up and braying like mad. I burst into tears.
That's why my uni id photo has a giant scrape on my chin
I was in France with my ex and their family. The end of the garden behind the holiday house was level with the top of a wall, on the other side of which was a donkey pit. We fed the donkeys grass which they seemed to like so when we found sugar cubes we decided to feed them those. So I stood on top of the wall and leaned over further and further and couldn't quite reach so I leaned a little further and my arm brushes this fence. It's an electric fence and I'm off balance. I fall forward and break the electric fence with my fucking face, fall the four and a half feet and land face first. When I stand up the donkeys like 2 meters away from me hooves up and braying like mad. I burst into tears.
That's why my uni id photo has a giant scrape on my chin
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@610,489 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
@previous (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
Both of you are just got dang adorable.
@previous (Triptych !!nUHLeVAm5)
Both of you are just got dang adorable.
Million Muffin March replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #611,582
so walking out of elementary school after bags of popcorn were sold in there, some guy I never saw before offered me the rest of his bag of popcorn and I ate it, pouring the last bits into my mouth
for some reason, he felt he had to say that he "gobbed" in it or something like that.
they never found that fuckers body
for some reason, he felt he had to say that he "gobbed" in it or something like that.
they never found that fuckers body
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #611,651
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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #611,684
there was once a man named john and he died
the end
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