Topic: What is the most painful way to commit suicide for over 100 million bucks?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,197
Please?
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #609,755
I can think of how to for $225 to $460 Million bucks. That is the cost of launch using Delta rockets currently.
Rocket of course has to fail which happens on occasion -Probably not all that painful given it wood be over quickly
On the other hand there was that one space shuttle on ground and one in space coming down - Wayyyyyyy over a couple of Billions and that one was many minutes of horrid pain
Rocket of course has to fail which happens on occasion -Probably not all that painful given it wood be over quickly
On the other hand there was that one space shuttle on ground and one in space coming down - Wayyyyyyy over a couple of Billions and that one was many minutes of horrid pain
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,756
@OP
Buy an exceedingly expensive and slow Internet plan and try to read everything syntax has ever posted until while force feeding yourself hundred dollar bills.
Buy an exceedingly expensive and slow Internet plan and try to read everything syntax has ever posted until while force feeding yourself hundred dollar bills.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,759
@previous (C)
Odd thing is - as crappy my English is - Even when I over due it and make it even more crappy on purpose - people with high speed connections read it and even quote stuff from wayyyy down in text
And no one and i mean no one makes them
Odd thing is - as crappy my English is - Even when I over due it and make it even more crappy on purpose - people with high speed connections read it and even quote stuff from wayyyy down in text
And no one and i mean no one makes them
Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,761
Build a spacecraft with enough supplies and power to reach the sun. Keep flying towards the sun until you die.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,764
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #609,776
hire the worlds most brilliant minds to build a "pain machine" that keeps you alive while it hurts you to death.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,778
@previous (squeegee)
$100 million wood pay for boring a hole towards the center of our Planet Earth.
Gets mighty hot on the way down. Just attach a rope to the suicide person and S-L-O-W-L-Y lower them.
Curious as I B I looked up current deepest hole and temps = 7.6 miles and temp 180 °C (356 °F) Pressure and Temp turns the rock to plastic which was then with drill bits ended up impossible to continue on the way to Hell. - Have yet to find the cost but they did give up when they ran out of money and the plastic rock problem at same time
$100 million wood pay for boring a hole towards the center of our Planet Earth.
Gets mighty hot on the way down. Just attach a rope to the suicide person and S-L-O-W-L-Y lower them.
Curious as I B I looked up current deepest hole and temps = 7.6 miles and temp 180 °C (356 °F) Pressure and Temp turns the rock to plastic which was then with drill bits ended up impossible to continue on the way to Hell. - Have yet to find the cost but they did give up when they ran out of money and the plastic rock problem at same time
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,827
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,831
@previous (G)
Don't be silly, you can't just drive to the center of the earth. You have to make a journey.
Don't be silly, you can't just drive to the center of the earth. You have to make a journey.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,839
syntax take a fucking hint already and stop posting
you claim people love you yet whenever you post you are insulted over and over again
get a fuckin clue man
you claim people love you yet whenever you post you are insulted over and over again
get a fuckin clue man
Anonymous I double-posted this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,840
@609,756 (C)
> Buy an exceedingly expensive and slow Internet plan and try to read everything syntax has ever posted until while force feeding yourself hundred dollar bills.
you would prob die of ink poisoning before you reached the magic million
e: thought about it for a bit i think the most painful and most expensive way to kill yourself would first to buy a private jet, fill it with booze and dope, get wasted as fuck and just crash it into a mountain maybe (while you have also lit yourself on fire)
> Buy an exceedingly expensive and slow Internet plan and try to read everything syntax has ever posted until while force feeding yourself hundred dollar bills.
you would prob die of ink poisoning before you reached the magic million
e: thought about it for a bit i think the most painful and most expensive way to kill yourself would first to buy a private jet, fill it with booze and dope, get wasted as fuck and just crash it into a mountain maybe (while you have also lit yourself on fire)
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,845
buy 100 arabian show horses and have them run a train on you
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,864
@609,839 (I)
> syntax take a fucking hint already and stop posting
>
> you claim people love you yet whenever you post you are insulted over and over again
>
>
> get a fuckin clue man
Just were wood I say people love me? Shoe me the link
PS: I do love that you bothered to car
> syntax take a fucking hint already and stop posting
>
> you claim people love you yet whenever you post you are insulted over and over again
>
>
> get a fuckin clue man
Just were wood I say people love me? Shoe me the link
PS: I do love that you bothered to car
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,869
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,870
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
More then possible. We here in USA have the Republican party - they do not believe in global warming.
More then possible. We here in USA have the Republican party - they do not believe in global warming.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,871
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,874
Get a hundred dollars worth of pennies an start swallowing them.
Getting full? Fuck it, keep going.
Getting full? Fuck it, keep going.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,879
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,880
@609,871 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Its really not about rebellion - Its all about cost. They paint selves as conservatives so they want to conserve as much cash as they can in order to fill their constituents pockets - All short term goals
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Which is ironic considering politicians are the leading cause.
Exactly
Its really not about rebellion - Its all about cost. They paint selves as conservatives so they want to conserve as much cash as they can in order to fill their constituents pockets - All short term goals
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Which is ironic considering politicians are the leading cause.
Exactly
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,881
@609,839 (I)
> syntax take a fucking hint already and stop posting
>
> you claim people love you yet whenever you post you are insulted over and over again
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>
> get a fuckin clue man
> syntax take a fucking hint already and stop posting
>
> you claim people love you yet whenever you post you are insulted over and over again
>
>
> get a fuckin clue man
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,882
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,883
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,884
@previous (N)
So getting back on topic as we are really OFF Topic currently I have thought of one other costly and painful solution
North of me their is a Nuke power joint now forced to totally shut down and they have lots of Nuke material laying around for the taking. This taking wood be very costly - I bet they have not considered a deep tunnel underground running from say 20 miles south in city of Oceanside. Tunnels are popular in news as effective tools for lots of reasons
Grab some of this nuke stuff and ingest it - Wood be a slow and painful way to croak
So getting back on topic as we are really OFF Topic currently I have thought of one other costly and painful solution
North of me their is a Nuke power joint now forced to totally shut down and they have lots of Nuke material laying around for the taking. This taking wood be very costly - I bet they have not considered a deep tunnel underground running from say 20 miles south in city of Oceanside. Tunnels are popular in news as effective tools for lots of reasons
Grab some of this nuke stuff and ingest it - Wood be a slow and painful way to croak
Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,885
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,886
@609,884 (Syntax)
you'd be dead in less than a day. longest most painful way would be to absorb just enough radiation to damage your dna causing servere health problems as you get older.
you'd be dead in less than a day. longest most painful way would be to absorb just enough radiation to damage your dna causing servere health problems as you get older.
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,893
hey syntax just wanted to let you know I know that you responded to me but I cant read it, how did I know without reading and with you being on ignore? because its physically impossible for you not to respond to anyone, you've proven it time and time again
anyways just popping in to let you know that you are still an old spry faggot, please drown yourself asap re: ocean a'blue
anyways just popping in to let you know that you are still an old spry faggot, please drown yourself asap re: ocean a'blue
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,896
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,897
@609,885 (N)
No U
@609,886 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Remember how Putin offed Alexander Litvinenko.
> On 1 November 2006, Litvinenko suddenly fell ill and was hospitalized. He died three weeks later, becoming the first confirmed victim of lethal polonium-210-induced acute radiation syndrome
> "sadistically designed to trigger a slow, tortuous and spectacular demise"
No U
@609,886 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Remember how Putin offed Alexander Litvinenko.
> On 1 November 2006, Litvinenko suddenly fell ill and was hospitalized. He died three weeks later, becoming the first confirmed victim of lethal polonium-210-induced acute radiation syndrome
> "sadistically designed to trigger a slow, tortuous and spectacular demise"
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,900
syntax posting again??? how the fuck did i figure that out? oh right, like i already said, its physically impossible not toAUUUUGH??? (the noise tim allen makes from home improvement)
damn syntax u sure got a cool fuckin life to be spending wasting your days on the internet, you should know, you invented it!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,904
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,910
@609,900 (I)
Paid to play - 98% of time I use net is paid to play
So now again with me on ur ignore list I give you more then ever expected
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cool Gif
Paid to play - 98% of time I use net is paid to play
So now again with me on ur ignore list I give you more then ever expected
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cool Gif
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,912
@609,900 (I)
Anon I shall we discuss the topic at hand?
> What is the most painful way to commit suicide for over 100 million bucks?
Wood you care to contribute
PS:Your net buddy Syntax
Anon I shall we discuss the topic at hand?
> What is the most painful way to commit suicide for over 100 million bucks?
Wood you care to contribute
PS:Your net buddy Syntax