Topic: Lawmakers beg God not to destroy the world over same-sex marriage.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #46,175

I somehow doubt that God gives a shit about us anymore.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/10/05/lawmakers-beg-god-not-to-destroy-the-us-over-gay-marriage/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #609,511

They have to vote whether or not to ask a fake god?

This is why religion will be dead in a few years. And why everyone laughs at religious dumbasses.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,512

@previous (B)
What about the recent Oregon shooting?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #609,514

@609,511 (B)
*tips fedorum*

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #609,521

@OP

No 1 can blame bert on this odd turn of Gov events. Knoxville one county north of this silly shithole gov in Tennessee

Now I do wonder where this so called God is currently - He sure the hell ain't doing anything for South Carolina nor Drought in California. Seems this fantasy God is Impotent in Syria as well.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #609,524

@previous (Syntax)
Is God a 15 minute drive from you?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #609,527

@previous (C)
You dumb as fuck to believe in God. If such were true you might end up as a Doctor
Instead just a Quack.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,530

@previous (Syntax)
Why do you think the silly gibberish stories you make up are more believable than the silly gibberish stories in the Bible?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,534

God sure has issued a lot of empty threats, lately. Hasn't it been a few thousand years since he destroyed the world?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,536

@previous (E)
He flooded it once, I think. Don't think he ever actually destroyed it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,537

@previous (F)
Apparently a few think God is currently flooding South Carolina.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,538

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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,540

@previous (H)
Does that photo imply Bush brought USA version of God to Iraq?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,543

@previous (Syntax)
go drown

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,573

@609,538 (H)
Why would Jesus want to have gay relations with George W. Bush?
He's above all that.

Million Muffin March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,600

what lawnmowers, how weird

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,611

@609,514 (C)

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,625

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,665

@609,511 (B)
Yes, it is frightening and hilarious. These high-ranking government officials are asking an imaginary friend not to be mad at them.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #609,783

@previous (L)
This.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #609,922

m'lady

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